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A short version of a funny fable
1. Short text of funny fables
A long time ago, there was a stupid man. No matter what he did, he didn't think or think. He often does stupid things to make people laugh.
Once, he cooked a pot of vegetable soup at home. Almost finished. He wanted to see if it was salty, so he took out a spoonful of soup with a wooden spoon and tasted it. The man drank a little soup and smacked his lips. It seemed a little weak, so he put the wooden spoon with the leftover soup aside and grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it into the pot. At this time, the soup in the pot has been salted, and the soup in the wooden spoon is the original soup. Instead of scooping another spoonful, he picked up the original spoon and tasted it. After eating it, he touched his head strangely, frowned again and said to himself, "Hey, it's obviously salty, why is this pot of soup so weak?"
So the man grabbed another handful of salt and put it in the pot, but he still didn't realize where he was wrong, so he went to taste the soup in the spoon. The soup in the spoon was naturally weak. He thought that the soup in the pot was still not enough, so he tried to add salt to the pot.
In this way, the soup in the wooden spoon has not been changed. He also repeated the process of tasting soup, adding a handful of salt to the pot, and didn't stop to think if there was a problem. A pot full of salt has bottomed out after his tossing, but he still scratched his scalp and thought: Today is really a ghost. Why is the soup in the pot still salty when the salt is almost finished?
The fool really did a foolish thing, judging the soup with salt by the soup without salt. Things always develop and change. If we always judge the overall situation through relatively rigid parts, what's the difference with this fool's mistake?
2. Short version of funny fable
The frog living in the well met a chinemys reevesii from the East China Sea by the well. When the frog saw chinemys reevesii, he boasted of his comfort with satisfaction: "You see how happy I am to live here! I jumped into the shallow well from the well site so that I could have a rest in the cracks in the wall. When I swim in the well water, the water will hold my arm and chin. Walking on the soft mud, the mud overflowed the instep. Look around at the red worms and small crabs. None of them can be more free than me. "
The well frog boasted endlessly about his happiness: "I am so happy to enjoy this well alone and stand proudly." It said to the tortoise, "Excuse me, sir, why don't you visit our well often?"
The turtle couldn't resist the encouragement and temptation of the well frog, so he went to the well to have a look. Who knows that his left foot has not stepped into the bottom of the well, but his right foot has tripped over the well site. It got stuck, hesitated for a while, and returned to its original place.
The turtle learned about the environment around the well that the frog showed off. It can't help but introduce the scene of the sea to the well frog: "the distance of the sea where I live is not enough to describe the vastness of the sea;" The depth of 10 thousand feet is not enough to cover the bottom of the sea. In the Dayu era, there was a flood for 9 years in 10, and the sea level did not rise because of it; In the Shang Tang era, there were seven years of drought in eight years, and the sea water did not drop because of it. You should know that the sea is not affected by drought and flood. This is my pleasure in living in the vast East China Sea! "
After listening to the turtle's description of the sea, Xiaojing Frog stared at her round eyes in surprise, blushed and was too ashamed to speak. ...
People's living environment determines people's ideological understanding. Through the exchange and dialogue between the well frog and the turtle, people are warned that only by broadening their horizons can they emancipate their minds. Self-righteousness and complacency are often the result of "behind closed doors" and ignorance.
3. Short version of funny fable
Once upon a time there was a horse in the forest. It is very arrogant. Small animals don't like to play with it.
One day, the horse went for a walk. On the narrow path, a puppy blocked its way. The horse said angrily, "Go away, puppy!" " I am the most precious horse in the world. No matter what kind of horse, I can't compete with it. What about you? Who are you? You are the ugliest puppy in the world, and any puppy can deserve you. Now leave me quickly and don't let me see you again! "The dog listened, said nothing and ran away." This dog doesn't seem to dare to compete with me! "Say that finish, the horse swaggered away.
The next day, Ma heard that the white rabbit ran very fast and won the tortoise race. The horse ran to the door of the little white rabbit's house and shouted, "Little white rabbit, I heard that you run very fast. You dare to compare with me? " Hearing this, the white rabbit put down the carrot in his hand and compared it with the horse. Although the white rabbit can beat the tortoise, how can it be a horse's opponent? Of course the horse won.
This time, the horse felt even more magical and looked down on other small animals.
One day, the camel heard about the horse's arrogance and said to the horse, "Do you dare to compete with me in the desert?" See who is better? "The horse thought," What are you, who dares to challenge me? No one is stronger than me in this forest, so I won't hit you! "
At first, the horse ran ahead and felt relaxed. The camel walking slowly is in no hurry. The horse thought, "Hum, you run so slowly that you dare to challenge me." After a while, the horse gradually couldn't stand it. Desert is not better than grassland, and the advantages of horses cannot be brought into play. And the camel, still walking slowly. After another lap, the horse felt thirsty. He had to stop and ask the camel for help. The camel took him to the oasis and let him drink enough water before taking the horse out of the desert.
From then on, the horse never dared to say that he was great. He understood that everyone has his own strengths, and of course there will be shortcomings. So, you can't be arrogant anymore.
4. Short version of funny fable
Once upon a time, there was a very poor village. Because the land is barren, crops can't grow. The villagers are very upset and don't know how to earn more money.
There is a Chishui River near the village, which flows around the village. No one knows where its source is, where it flows, and how many years it has been like this. There is an old man with a long white beard in the village, who is the oldest person in the village. He often said: "People used to say that Chishui River was formed by the tears my wife shed when she ran to the moon, and there was a necklace left by her. Over the years, the necklace fell apart and became a priceless gem, shining with black light; Whoever can catch it will make a fortune. "
There are several young people in the village who are good at water. Hearing this, they all made up their minds to go to Chishui River to find jewelry. On this day, Zhang San, Li Si and Wang Wu made an appointment to come to Chishui River together. When they jumped down, they touched it. Zhang San took a deep breath, felt east and felt west. Suddenly, his hand touched something hard. He felt very happy and thought, this must be jewelry. He stepped on the water and floated to the surface. When he saw it, it was round and shiny black. In fact, it's just a screw, but he is too focused on jewelry to think about anything else at all. So he ran home with a screw in his hand and shouted, "I found the jewelry!" " I found the jewels! "Li Si and Wang Wu touch a mussel shell, and one touches pebbles and broken tiles. Like Zhang San, they all thought they got jewelry and took it home happily.
The villagers rushed to watch the news. Everyone said admiringly, "We finally got the jewels. Now we should get rich! " Only one person, Wang Xiang, saw that it was just worthless rubbish, covered his mouth with his sleeve and smiled. When the villagers saw him smile, they were all very angry: "Elephant King is really ungrateful and dares to laugh at us for wanting to get rich!" " So everyone got up and attacked them and drove the elephant out of the village.
The villagers are really stupid. They regard rubbish as fake gems. But sometimes, people who are obsessed with money will do such stupid things.
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