Primary school students' sentence expansion jokes

The teacher assigned a homework assignment. The topic was to expand sentences and see whose one was the longest.

Example: I regret it very much.

After collecting the students’ homework, they found:

1. I regret that I did not study.

2. I regret that I did not study hard.

3. I regret that I did not study well in primary school.

4. I regret that I fell in love instead of studying hard when I was in college.

5. I regret that I did not study cultural knowledge well in college and was not well prepared to enter the society.

6. I regret not being able to find a good job after I went to college. I also regret that now I can only make money by moving bricks on construction sites.

7. I regret not being able to go to school well. What I regret even more is that I gave birth to a son. What I regret very much is that my son’s teacher insisted on writing something like “I regret”. . .

Hope to adopt it, thank you!