Humorous jokes between sports events

1, shot put: what's the matter, little brother? When was it razed to the ground

Discus: Brother, when did you eat so much? Bribe you. Why round your stomach?

2, high jump bar: don't look at me lying down, always intercept your height.

Pole: Good cow, didn't the athletes surpass you again and again with my help?

3. Football: Brother Basketball, when will your net bag be mended? Put one in, leave one out, so don't pretend for nothing?

Basketball: Not as big as big brother football. Pack as much as you want. My net is very small, so I have to make a hole. Volleyball, why are you always knocked down? Look at me, I wish I could keep going up.

Volleyball: Basketball, don't forget, I still have to be pushed up before I get hit. How many times do you have to be photographed before I get up? However, we are not bad, at least against our hands, unlike football, we are always kicked around.

Football: Who says I get kicked all the time? Don't I get hit in the head sometimes?

4. Long jump: When I say high jump, don't always think about looking high and climbing high. When can we consider the long term?

High jump: the pursuit of being different, I pursue the length of life. Besides, I can see far when I jump high, which is better than jumping down!

Diving: Who are you talking about? What's wrong with jumping? You have to be high to jump. Jumping down is also clean and refreshing, and you won't get a butt of sand like your brother in the long jump.

Long jump: Although you are covered in sand, you actually left footprints?

5, table tennis: don't think that a few feathers on your ass can fly, try it on the desktop.

Badminton: Show off, don't look at you? Disabled soldiers? (Table tennis) points, showdown with you.

6. Tennis: Brother Ping-pong, after all these years, why are you still tossing around in that small place?

Table tennis: I also envy the great career of tennis men. You have many industries, such as clay fields, green grass fields and plastic fields. No way! We were born on the operating table!

Badminton: Brother Ping-pong, like you, I only have one industry, and I envy tennis!

Tennis: Actually, I have my own difficulties. Can't I be close to every family, old and young, anytime and anywhere like you two?

7. Boxing: What happened to Taekwondo? Promise? Boxing? Why do you always kick? There are no rules!

Taekwondo: It's not that we can't punch, just because we obey the rules, so we use our feet more. How handsome this is! How chic! I think it's boring to twist and drag with my hands!

Judo: I don't like listening to this. We are too weak.

8. Rhythmic Gymnastics: You can do it. Did you change your name? Flower viewing tour? Yes I didn't want to play on the ground with us, but ran into the water. Is water more fun than the ground?

Synchronized swimming: not fun. It's not easy to play with water when you go to school slowly. I got used to it after I married my swimming brother.

9. Parallel bars: I've been mixed up all my life, and I haven't even mixed up with an object. Well, you are still single!

Horizontal bar: too corny. What time is it now? How many stars are still single?

10, Basketball: What's the point of rolling around under people's feet all day? Look at us, we can not only go up and down, but also fly in the air.

Football: Where is that? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step? Team China is counting on me to rush to the world!

1 1. Volleyball: Same? Net? Let's play online games and see how popular we are.

Tennis: I don't know. It is civilized to surf the internet and prevent too many people from indulging in online games.

12, 100-meter finish line: big brother, you are so heartless. What are you doing standing so far away? Don't you want to kill someone else?

200-meter finish line: Don't worry, little brother. I'll tell you a story called pot calling the kettle black.

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