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Humorous jokes that make people laugh.

Humorous jokes that make people laugh.

1, the old farmer went to town to buy new year's goods. When he first entered the city, he saw a billboard that read: Apple, special price 4580.

The old man was surprised. He thinks he is wrong. He walked on and saw another billboard, Xiaomi, 2299.

The old man thought, liar? Walking on, I suddenly saw another sign saying, Chili, as long as 998.

The old farmer had no choice. He picked up the phone and called his son: son, come back and farm quickly. Are we rich?

2. Once upon a time, an old woman took her grandson to town and never saw a bicycle. At this moment, she saw a man riding a bicycle. The clothes are a little long, blocking the seat.

The grandson asked his grandmother:? Grandma, don't you think it hurts to stick such a thick iron pipe in your ass?

Grandma:? Silly boy, why doesn't it hurt? Can't you see that he is kicking in pain! ?

3. I asked the landlord? Is there a TV in the room?

The landlord said? Yes, but it seems to be broken recently and I can't find the station. ?

? Is there air conditioning there?

Landlord:? I am really busy. ?

One day, I invited a buddy to dinner. His mother told him not to drink. When he was full, his mother called him, but he didn't answer. I asked him why he didn't answer.

He said to answer the phone for fear of his mother smelling alcohol!

Thief: I feel guilty for stealing everything from your house. I cooked you a bowl of noodles. I hope it's still hot.

Compere: You'd better keep a pair of chopsticks!

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