In a short joke

I just got up in the morning and saw my deskmate sending chocolates to female students in the dormitory. I hated it! I grabbed a basin of water in a hurry, poured it down and said, I heard that rainy days are more suitable for chocolate! Smile, ten years old, jokes can please our mood, welcome to enjoy the little jokes within 80 words!

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A short joke of less than 80 words (1) 1. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

2. The sky is falling, you support me!

3. The bombarded head is also combed by lightning.

4. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

When a woman gives a thousand dollars, she will tell her man that she gave a thousand dollars and her friend that she gave five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

6. Being in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

7. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is a small fire and marriage is a big fire.

8. Go through the ladies' room three times and don't go in!

9. I can't sleep at night, just want to have sex, no one is here, and a wild dog is working.

10. I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but it can't find a way out?

1 1.？ What do you mean by optimist? Just like a teapot, my ass is burning red and I am in the mood to whistle! ?

12. You can go as far as you want.

13. The Zhang Jizhong version of Tianbingtian in The Journey to the West will be auditioned by city managers all over the country? The image, style and fighting capacity of the team members of city managers are very strong, which is very suitable for playing the mighty civilized teacher who can come at the call and fight at the call! "

14. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

15. It's not as delicious as jiaozi, but as fun as my sister-in-law.

16. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

17. After graduating from college, one day I saw a classmate I hadn't contacted for a long time coming on the other side of the river, so I laughed at him. Small sample, all mixed up like this! ? As a result, he quarreled with me and I was angry. Shit, bring it on if you dare! ? He said:? Who's afraid of who? Come here if you dare! ?

18. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, and I went alone.

19. Confused and not pursuing the truth? Truth is a bitch!

A small paragraph (2) 1 within 80 words. If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse, and you can't succeed with an excuse.

2. The biggest enemy in life is yourself; The biggest failure is arrogance; The greatest stupidity is self-deception.

I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

Everyone is born? Original? Sadly, many people have gradually become? Piracy? .

My lover calls me a third party!

6. Money is not a problem, but no money!

7. Speak well of your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, lie to your wife, lie to your lover, tell jokes to acquaintances, and talk nonsense to strangers.

8. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

9.？ Do you have a brief history of time, psycho? Don't pick up shit when you have time.

10. Erection is not everything, but you can't do anything without it!

1 1. Why do they always play clips at the end of the news? Answer: I tell you, we brag in the draft!

12. The future is bright, but there is no road.

13. If you hate a man, turn his woman into a Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the upper body happiness. If you hate a woman, beat her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.

14. No one born is afraid of death, and no one is born, so don't pretend!

15. Really don't want to do it again? Because the pestle has been worn? Embroidered needle? Yes

16. Somebody, pull it out, jj slice and fry the green pepper!

When I was born, God promised to marry his most beautiful daughter to me. I looked around and looked up and down, waiting for 2 1 year, but I still didn't see the shadow of the fairy. I was depressed, so I ran to ask God. God said: What's your hurry? I don't even have a girlfriend! ?

18. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. ? But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

19. How forgetful you are.

A short paragraph of less than 80 words (3) 1. When I went to the company in the morning, I saw a sister paper lying on the table, gnashing my teeth and saying, smelly man, dead man. I asked curiously: What's the matter? Lovelorn! Sister paper said: I was very happy when someone confessed to me, and I agreed in my heart. I thought about pretending to be reserved and didn't reply to the other party immediately ... MD, who expected that the man actually said to me: OK, give me a good speech, if not, I will recognize the next one!

2. A beautiful sister paper asked me: Hi, do you have a girlfriend? I said excitedly, no way, sister paper picked up the skirt and turned around and said, do you think it looks good? My heart beat faster, I said, beautiful ... sister paper went on to say, well, I think so, too. My boyfriend gave it to me.

I saw a boy say to his sister paper: Will you be my girlfriend? Sister paper sneered: look at you, you diaosi ... your voice just fell, man. I walked behind the boy, took off his pants and turned away ... Brother, the elder brothers can help you get here!

4. A sister paper I used to know came to see me at school. I showed her around the campus and talked about the interesting things in the school. It is getting dark. She suddenly leaned her head on my shoulder and said, I don't want to go back at night. On second thought, I still insisted on sending her back. Before getting on the bus, she said to me, you are really a good man. I waved goodbye to him and thought? What is good for men? I can't afford a room. ?

I finally got up the courage to confess to my sister paper. Sister paper looked at it and said to me: I have a boyfriend. I don't believe it. It's not a taste in my heart. My sister-in-law pointed her mobile phone at me. When I saw my face on the black screen of his mobile phone, I was happy at once. My sister-in-law looked at her mobile phone and quickly explained: Oh ... sorry, I forgot to turn it on!

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