Conventional jokes about people saying I love you.

"Let's be friends!" "Why?" "Because love is about to start!" The following is one of my routines. People say I love you.

1, "No, we may have been hit by an arrow" "What?" "Cupid seems to have shot us."

2. "Do you have diabetes?" "What do you mean?" "Otherwise it's so sweet."

3. "I have a wish" and "What wish?" "I love you, and you love me."

4. "I want to ask you to do something for me." "Go ahead." "Be my girlfriend."

5. "You are really special today." "What's so special?" "Don't make me love it."

6. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

7. "I am a good judge of people", "Who do you think I am" and "You are my man"

8. "Do you choose essays and principles?" "I choose the principle" and "I like you too"

9. "What's on your mind day by day?" "I miss you."

10, "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

1 1, "I ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are?" "long coat" "wrong! You are the only one in my heart. "

12, "I used to have many hobbies." Then, "there is only one left, only love you."

13, "Do you know what sugar is sweetest?" "What sugar?" "Our wedding candy"

14, "Do you know what you look like?" "What person?" My woman

15, "Why hasn't my order come yet?" "What do you have?" "I kind of like you."