Song Xiaobao's sketch "Eating Noodles" seriously copied a sketch from a long time ago. Does anyone remember which sketch it was?

More than n people are ignorant, and the content is all plagiarism. Whether it's the main line of noodle soup and fried noodles with no money, or the bus that jumped in line several times. It's all old-fashioned content.

Besides, when I asked questions, some people called me melodramatic. I found that more than n people unreasonably protected stars and programs, regardless of loopholes.

Think about it. How much is fried noodles with sea cucumber? Now any bowl of noodles is about 20, with a content of about 25, and there is not much meat, and the eggs are not fluffy and oily.

If there are sea cucumbers, the sea cucumbers have been wholesale for 80 Jin. How many heads did you put in the noodles? Buy the smallest one or two. How many heads do you put in a bowl of noodles?

The highest cost of food and beverage ingredients is controlled at 30%. That is to say, if Song Xiaobao brings 60, the cost of ingredients cannot exceed 18, which is common sense.

But even at the cheapest price, a bowl of noodles with three sea cucumbers is directly 18. This is still calculated according to the first-class wholesale price, which is impossible in reality. In reality, it is amazing to buy at most two smallest ones.

If you have eaten chopped green sea cucumber in a hotel, you know that the minimum standard is 188, and gourmets also know how this kind of thing can be priced at dozens. Even noodles can't be within 60.

Empathy, who would have thought that fried noodles with sea cucumber could be bought within 60 yuan? Things like this are priced at least 100 conscience merchants, and the lowest is 88,99. How can it be within 60?

Who would be crazy to order sea cucumber noodles? Who is crazy to sell fried noodles with sea cucumber within 60 yuan?