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Fable story composition for second grade 200 words

A collection of 200 jokes in the composition of a fable story

Please adopt my answer O(∩_∩)O~

1. Little commas don’t get up until eight o’clock , I didn’t even bother to wash my face, I just ran away with my schoolbag on my back.

He ran into the classroom out of breath, shouted "report", sat in his seat, and listened to the geography teacher's lecture.

"Little Comma, stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with a pointer, "What is the equator?"

Little Comma blushed and replied: "Eight Class starts at 0 o'clock, and entering the classroom after 8 o'clock is called being late!"

2. The economics professor said during class: "Students, foreign workers have a great impact on us, who of you can do that? Do you know which foreign workers make the most money in a country? Are they Thai workers, Vietnamese workers, Filipino workers, or..." The little comma answered first: "McDonald's!"

3. The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Please pay attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms in each atom, but what about now? There are only 24... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reactions, but there was silence in the classroom.

The professor had no choice but to point to the small comma in the front row and said: Where did the other carbon atom go? Did you know?

Little Comma murmured: From class to now, no one has left the classroom!

4. The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else’s test paper?

: Yes. I copied some of it, but not all of it.

Teacher: Which parts are not copied?

Small comma: the name is not.

5. There was a primary school teacher with a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50 9=?

Little Comma kept muttering in his heart: "Martial arts wine =? Martial arts wine =?"

Suddenly he suddenly realized it and answered: Drunken Master~

6. Teacher: I want you to write a composition about a person and the key points that stand out.

Small comma: Teacher, I have thought about it. I will write about my grandma.

Teacher: Is there anything outstanding about your grandma?

Small comma: My grandma has a lumbar disc herniation.

7. In the Chinese language class on the first day, let the small commas make sentences using "The Great Wall". Little Comma replied: "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, build another one!" Little Comma was even more unhappy, and turned his head: "Why, I am not Qin Shihuang!"

8. Teacher: "I want you to write an essay about milk, and it needs to fill two pages. Small comma, why do you only have so few lines in your essay?"

Small comma: "Teacher, My article is about condensed milk, so it will be short. " 1. Men have nine fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their mistress will become a regular wife, third, they are afraid that the young lady will be sick, fourth, they are afraid that their daughter-in-law will fight for their life, fifth, they are afraid that their lover will be cheated, and sixth, they are afraid of their wife. If you are raped, you are afraid that your property will be stolen, that you will be sued by the masses, and that you will still have to wait until you are done. 2. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich, he is destined to be with everyone. ; If a man is reliable, a pig can climb a tree! ! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I will recognize you! You are the one I have been looking for all this time! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! Dead fly! I'll shoot you to death! ! 4. I miss you, I miss your mouth, I miss you, I drool. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Peking Duck 5. I gently kiss you and lay you down on the bed. I gently unzip your pants and gently take off your vagina. I kiss your face gently and then say to you gently: Baby, change your position. . . . ……………… It’s time to change the diaper.

In high school, the teacher taught us carefully and sincerely.

In the end, he concluded: You all know something, everyone is old and not young. The elder brother got tired of hearing this, so he added: Not only is the eldest brother no longer young, but so is the second child.

9. The teacher in the biology class asked: "Neither parent suffers from this genetic disease, but the child does, so what is most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation")", later A low but clear male voice sounded from a dark corner of the row: "Affair."

10. I found my roommate washing the sheets and felt very strange.

I asked him: Why are you so diligent today?

The roommate replied: My girlfriend is coming over tonight and the sheets are too dirty. If I don’t wash them, she will get pregnant.

11. A beautiful teacher in the first year of college... classes resumed after a few days of wedding leave. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A kid in the front row asked with concern why the teacher's voice was hoarse... .A sentence came from the dark corner of the back row: Shout dumb...

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300-word essay on my favorite animal fables

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The Fox and the Old Sheep

One day, the fox accidentally fell into a well. He tried various ways to climb out of the well, but all in vain.

It happened that an old sheep was thirsty. When he passed by the well, he put his head into the well and saw the fox. The fox's eyes rolled and a bad idea popped out of his mind. He said to Lao Yang in a gentle voice: "Old friend, come down quickly. The water here is sweet and delicious." Lao Yang, who wanted to drink water, said without thinking, "Really?" , then I’ll come,” Lao Yang jumped down. He drank the water and said, "This one is really delicious, but have you ever thought about how we can get up there?" The fox, who had been on guard for a long time, said, "That's not easy, just take off your front two feet." On the wall of the well, I will step on your horns and climb up, and then I will pull you up." The old sheep nodded and agreed. When the fox climbed up and was about to leave, the old sheep said: "Brother Fox, you haven't pulled me up yet." The fox replied loudly: "Brother, if you think I will pull you up, you are totally wrong. That's wrong, you have to think about it first in the future." Lao Yang regretted listening to the fox's words.

This story tells us that we must think before we do something, otherwise, you will suffer a big loss.

Three fables composition of 300 words, and then write the story in your own words.

The story of the chicken and the cat

Author: Li Yuandan | School: High School Thinking Education | Time: 2013-11-22

Today I will tell you a story about a chicken and a cat.

In a small village, there lived a beautiful rooster and a capable cat. This rooster has a red crest and a pointed beak on its head, as well as sharp claws and beautiful feathers. The cat has black and white stripes on its body. The rooster's skill is to tell people the time and crow, while the cat's skill is to catch mice and get rid of harm for people.

One day, the rooster and the cat met. The rooster held his head high and said to the cat: "I crow for people every day. I am the most beautiful in the village. What about you?" "I crow for people every day." People catch mice, hum! What's so great about you?" The cat said with his back. They were both very unconvinced, so they decided that the rooster would help the cat catch mice, and the cat would help the rooster crow to see who was more capable.

At night, the rooster came to the rice barn. The rooster couldn't see anything in the dark night and stumbled with bruises on his nose and face. The mouse laughed loudly and said, "How can a rooster come to catch mice?" The mouse jumped on the rooster's head and bit the red crown on the rooster's head. The beautiful red crown was almost bitten off. Halfway through, the rooster ran away in embarrassment.

In the morning, the cat stretched out, and then he remembered to go to the roof to whistle. The cat climbed to the roof and shouted: "Meow, meow, meow." No one got up after calling for a long time. It yelled loudly: "Meow, meow, meow!" But still no one was woken up by the cat. The cat meowed so hard that Sangzi became mute, and it ran away exhausted.

The rooster and the cat met again.

The rooster said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, cat, I shouldn't laugh at you. I understand a truth: 'A ruler is short, an inch is long.'" The cat said: "Let us go back to our work!" The cock happily agreed.

In the end, they became a good helper for humans.

This fable successfully created the image of the chicken and the cat. After exchanging work, each realized their shortcomings. The article has profound implications and reveals profound truths. After reading it, we readers were also inspired.

Four compositions "Fables" 200 words

Chapter 1: The Smart Rooster

One day, the rooster came out for a walk on the grass and was seen by a fox. . The fox followed quietly behind the rooster. The fox thought as he walked: How fat is this rooster? I have to eat it.

The rooster heard footsteps behind him. He looked back and saw a fox following him. The rooster was immediately nervous, but quickly calmed down. At this time, the fox said to the rooster: "Brother Rooster, good morning! Where are you going?" The rooster said: "I'm going for a walk and looking for some bugs to eat." When the fox heard this, he immediately said to the rooster: "Why are you alone? I will go with you." The rooster had an idea and said: "Why are you alone? The hunter is behind!" After hearing this, the fox ran away in a flash. .

Chapter 2: The fate of the little lion

A little lion strayed away from the pride of lions because of his playfulness, and unfortunately encountered several hyenas.

Originally, the little lion still had a chance to escape at this time, but because of his excessive pride, he gave up the opportunity.

"I am a lion." The little lion slapped his chest.

"That's right." The leading hyena said, "If you are an adult lion, then you are the strong one and we are the weak ones. Now you are still a young lion, you are the weak one and we are the strong ones. "The law of survival in nature is that the weak will eat the strong." After saying that, the hyenas pounced on the little lion and killed it.

In fact, no one is born strong. Before becoming a strong person, even a little lion must first learn to protect himself in order to survive.

Chapter 3: The Cat and the Empty Can

A cat climbed onto the partition to search for food. It first saw a jar without a lid. When it saw that it was empty, it said, "You don't need to look at this. Of course there will be nothing." Then it turned its attention to another jar with a lid. I stared at the open jar for a long time, and the more I looked at it, the more I couldn't bear the gluttony, so I boldly opened the lid, only to find it was empty inside.

The cat was very disappointed and said with emotion: "It's all empty! However, some people say they have nothing and are honest about it; some people pretend to be mysterious, as if they are incomprehensible and cause harm to the public. People have studied and studied, but it’s all in vain!”

Chapter 4: The Wolf and the Horse

A wolf passed through a farm and saw an oat field. The wolf was not interested in the oats, so he shook his head and continued walking forward. Later, he met a horse. The wolf said to the horse flatteringly: "Hey, friend, let me take you to a place. There is a large field of wheat over there, and the wheat grains are all huge and plump. I kept it specially for you. I haven't tasted one. Go and let me hear your sweet chewing sound again. "I'm so grateful to you," the horse replied. "If you can eat oats yourself, you won't be hungry." Just listen to my chewing!”

If you give something you don’t want to others, they may not be grateful to you.

Chapter 5: Freedom in Paradise

A lovely thrush was locked in a cage by its owner. God then said to the thrush: "Follow me to live in heaven."

"I am living a good life now, why should I go to heaven?" Huamei said.

God asked: "Then are you free?"

Thrush was silent.

Thrush followed God to heaven. God arranged for it to live in the Emerald Palace, and he went to do other things.

After a long time, God suddenly remembered the thrush and went to the Emerald Palace to see it. He asked Thrush: "My dear child, how are you doing now?"

Thrush lamented and said: "The house is very beautiful, so big that I can't even fly to the side, but I am alone. What's the difference between living alone in this big house and living in a cage?"

Five essays of 200 words reading "Chinese Fables"

I read "Ancient China" Among the fables, "The Farmer and the Snake".

In winter, a farmer found a frozen snake. He wanted to warm it, so he put it in his arms. The snake woke up after being warmed. As soon as he woke up, he bit the farmer and killed him.

After reading this story, I understand a truth: no matter how kind you are to evil people, their nature will not change. We must recognize the bad guys, reform them, and create a beautiful and peaceful world.

6. Write a fable of 200 words about sitting in a well and looking at the sky