Fantasy painting jokes

1. The whole company was on duty with me last night. Suddenly, the beautiful shopkeeper ran into my office, sat opposite me, looked at me with an unnatural expression and didn't speak for a long time.

She tried to tease me. I quickly edited 200 love words in my mind to prepare Doby for her. Just as I was about to open my mouth, the beautiful librarian took off her earplugs: "Shh … don't talk, I'm listening to a horror novel. At least someone in this room is not afraid. "

2. Zhao Lei's songs are like rock and folk songs. The lyrics are delicate, but there are occasional omissions. For example, draw a moon for the lonely night sky, draw me singing under the moon, draw a big window for the deserted house, draw a bed, draw a girl to accompany me, and draw a lace quilt. ...

What I want to say is: "the girls are all in bed, so close the curtains!" " ? "

Everyone else is busy. Xiao pang sneaked into the warehouse to be lazy. The owner of the beauty shop said, "Xiao Pang, you are very tall. Can you show me the goods on the shelf?"

Xiao pang said lazily, "I'm tired, so you'd better get up and do it yourself." You will have enough food and clothes. " ?