Who knows animal jokes? The more the merrier

In this issue, I would like to share with you some humorous and funny jokes related to animals, hoping to bring you more happiness.

1. Butterfly and Ant were chatting together. Butterfly said: "You are too boring and it is difficult to find a girlfriend. Have you considered it in the future?" Ant said: "I have considered it, but The queen ant doesn’t like me.”

2. A cat caught a mouse, but the cat didn’t eat it and let the mouse go. Before the mouse could run far, the cat went up and caught the mouse again, but still didn't eat him and let it go again. In this way, catch and release, catch and release, repeated many times. Finally, the mouse couldn't bear the torture anymore and asked the cat for a detour: "Brother, which song are you singing?" The cat replied: "Seven captures of Meng Huo!"

3. Xiao Li Unable to sleep in the middle of the night, Xiao Li went outside to smoke. He saw a cockroach who was also suffering from insomnia. He chatted with it for a long time. After smoking, Xiao Li stepped on the cockroach and said, "You know too much!" Then he turned around and went back. Go to sleep.

4. The pony wanted to cross the river, but was afraid, so he went to ask other animals in the forest for help. Uncle Niu said: "The water is very shallow, just below the calf, don't worry." The squirrel said: "It's very deep, you can't cross it! One of my friends fell into this river and drowned!" The pony couldn't make up his mind, so he had to When he went back to ask his mother, the mother said to the little horse kindly: "My child, you are stupid, our hippopotamus can swim."

5. The little sheep invited the puppy to eat and prepared a large table of fresh grass. , the puppy barely ate two bites and couldn't eat any more. After a few days, the puppy invited the lamb back. The puppy thought: I can't be as stingy as the lamb. I must treat it with the richest food. So, the puppy prepared a table of high-quality ribs...

6. Traffic has been congested in the forest recently, so the black cat formed a traffic police team, but it was very busy. Seeing Rabbit driving over, Captain Black Cat immediately blew the whistle and scolded: "Rabbit, look at your red eyes, have you been drinking?" Crab's car also drove over, and it blew the whistle again: "Crab, you're doing it again?" Cross the road!" A kangaroo riding a tram passed by and was stopped by it again. The black cat said, "Kangaroo, you are not allowed to ride with children in the future!" After a while, he saw the turtle again and became angry. : "Turtle, who put you on the fast track?"

7. The squirrel girl opened a beauty salon in the forest, and the business was very prosperous. She was invited to be a guest on the "Modern Business" column of Forest TV . The host asked: "Hello, Squirrel Girl, can I ask you the secret of your business?" Squirrel Girl replied: "I think that if you want to do a good business, you need high-quality marketing and advertising. Now I have 20 marketing consultants. "The host asked again: "Can you tell me how it works?" The squirrel girl said: "Yes, I will arrange for 10 toads to enter the beauty salon in the morning and 10 frogs to leave the beauty salon in the afternoon."

8. A little snail had just climbed over a bridge, and the bridge suddenly collapsed with a roar. The little snail was sweating profusely and sighed: "Oh my god, if I didn't run fast, I would be dead!"

9. The cat gave a speech to the friends in the forest and said: "If you talk about looks, , I am very similar to the tiger, the king of beasts; in terms of fame, I am famous in the mouse world; in terms of status, I am often held in the arms of my master, so I am very great in this world. ”

10. The fox got into the chicken coop and ate three chickens in one go. He didn’t stop until he was full. When it tried to slip out through the hole in the wall, it got stuck. At this time, seeing the night watch dog coming, the fox said to himself: "It was greed that killed me." The night watch dog heard the fox's lament and said: "Your reflection is very profound, but if I let you out, what will happen next?" You will definitely make the same mistake again."