The teacher asked us to write manuscripts of the ancient Three Kingdoms, Historical Records, Water Margin and Journey to the West. Anything will do. I want stories, allegorical sayings or jokes. Pleas

The teacher asked us to write manuscripts of the ancient Three Kingdoms, Historical Records, Water Margin and Journey to the West. Anything will do. I want stories, allegorical sayings or jokes. Please hurry up Journey to the west:

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

The Backbone of Pig Bajie —— Ineffective Generation (Awakening Back)

Pigs wear flowers-self-beauty

Bai's plan failed-another plan was born.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness

Guanyin bodhisattva enters the bathhouse-dilemma! Where is the best place to go? )

Pig Bajie reads-he can actually read.

Tathagata Guanyin-Fake Couple

Six children and zero children-Sun Walker

Sun shengda plucks monkey hair-watch me change seventy-two.

Niu Wangmo and Xiao Bailong took a big photo-authentic cow's head and horse's face.

Monkeys in Huaguoshan-lawless

Monkeys climb bamboo poles-jump up and down

Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge —— Never forget to see (wood) and (king)

White met the Monkey King-he showed his true colors.

Meet the Monkey King for nothing-betray oneself.

Erlang God fights the Monkey King-changing strain; You change, I change.

Tathagata governs the Monkey King-the strong have the strong hand.

The Monkey King pulls out monkey hair-ever-changing; Instantly change; changing

The Monkey King protects Tang Priest-loyalty; Deceive the devil and take the blame.

The Monkey King can do magic-there are many tricks.

Monkey King Mountain Temple-Show Tail

The Monkey King hit Pig Bajie-a rake.

The Monkey King cast a spell-nothing can be done; Some laws are difficult to make.

The Monkey King is the Great Sage of Qi Tian-claiming to be the king; Be king by yourself

The Monkey King got worse-panicked.

The Monkey King's golden hoop-incredible; Can be big or small.

The Monkey King ascended the golden throne-using both hands and feet.

Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures-full of troubles

The Monkey King borrowed a banana fan-everything has its vanquisher.

Pig eight quit to eat ginseng fruit-I don't know the taste.

Pig Bajie lost the battle-raking.

The Monkey King made a scene in heaven-panicked.

Monkey Sun sits in the world-all hands and feet.

Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures

Pigs wear flowers-self-beauty

Romance of the Three Kingdoms:

Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-he was ferocious and suffered a terrible failure.

Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-strength is hard to make.

Zhuge Liang signed Meng Huo-accept, accept and release.

Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to discard them.

Zhang Fei's strategy-crude and refined

Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the plan comes to mind

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Zhang Fei smuggled salt-who dares to check it?

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious

Cao's surgery-cleaning

Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.

Zhuge Liang's three jade-a little skill

Cao Cao killed Hua tuo-he was afraid of illness and medicine.

Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no practice.

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Cao Cao's trick-treachery and cunning.

Zhang Fei hits Guan Gong-Forget the old love.

Zhuge Liang shed tears and beheaded Ma Su —— Taking the overall situation into consideration.

Cao Cao defeated Wancheng-defeated and fled.

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.

Zhuge Liang wants an ugly wife-for his career.

Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-making mistakes is making mistakes.

Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) makes trouble.

Zhuge Liang's theory of only marriage is that appearance is more important.

Cao Cao defeated Walker Road-as expected.

Zhang Fei grabs the paw-keep your eyes open and your eyes small.

Zhuge Liang used his troops-elusive

Cao Cao didn't take Huarong Road-he took the right path.

Zhang Fei embroidered-coarse and fine.

Zhuge Liang's Golden Soup-A Wonderful Plan

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-Different Tempers

Different people have different personalities.

Zhang Fei wears a needle-thick and fine.

Zhuge Liang's countermeasure-foresight

Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle, and his eyes are small.

Borrow an arrow from a straw boat-the more the better.

Dou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Close the eyes of the public-want to kill people

Borrow the arrow of the grass boat-sit back and enjoy the success

Dong Zhuo plays the story of Diexin-dying in the flowers.

Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to come

A straw boat borrowed an arrow-and returned with a full load.

Deusim's story singing-colorful.

Guan Yunchang sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.

Zhuge Liang borrowed the arrow from the grass boat-using the suspected soldier's plan

Scold Liu Bei at Zhang Fei-looking for anger

Begging for children in Guandi Temple-stepping on the wrong door

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat-of course.

Jiang Gan stole books-he was taken in.

Guan Gong shoots Huang Zhong-Go easy on him

Zhuge Liang's mourning

Lu Su fetes Guan Yunchang-hidden trouble.

Guan Yu looked in the mirror-blushed consciously.

Zhuge Liang's mourning-insincerity

Lyu3 bu4' s story of meeting Dixin-fascination.

Duke Guan drinks-not afraid of blushing

Zhuge Liang used an empty plan-the last resort.

Marriage in Wu Dong-Making Lies Come True

Guan Yunchang to Maicheng —— A catastrophe.

Zhuge Liang sings an empty plan-no way

Sima yi broke the gossip-he didn't know how to pretend to understand.

Lady Guandi Temple-Panic

Zhuge Liang as a strategist-worthy of the name

Zhou Yu invited Jingzhou-no pains, no gains.

Worship Guanyin in Guandi Temple-Wrong Gate

Zhuge Liang as a strategist-there are many ways.

Lu Su begged Jingzhou to leave empty-handed and return empty-handed.

Guanyin statue hanging in Guandi Temple-a misnomer.

Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang.

Many people are smart, and we can come up with a good solution to everything we discuss. )

Eat Cao Cao's meal and think about Liu Bei-people are absent-minded

Guan Sheng and Li Pai-Boldly.

Guan Yunchang curettage cures poison-no pain.

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-he didn't come.

Guan Yunchang curettage to cure poison-as if nothing had happened.

Liu Beisan goes to Wollongong-please do so.

Zhuge Liang (figuratively speaking, you are invited)

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-up to no good.

Guan Yunchang scrapes bones and plays chess-as if nothing had happened.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it.

Guan Gong entered Cao Ying-Cut to the chase.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Crying

(metaphor is hard-won)

Zhou Yu plays Huang Gai-Pretend

Guan Yu is going to a meeting-say it straight away.

(The metaphor is straightforward and does not beat around the bush)

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-two wishes; One is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer.

Watching the Three Kingdoms shed tears-caring about the ancients.

Zhou Yumou seeks Jingzhou-to accompany his wife to fold the soldiers.

Lu Su got on Kongming's boat in a daze.

Huang Zhong's archery-hit every shot.

Dong Zhuo came to Beijing with no good intentions.

Ma Su fought-exaggeration.

Liu Bei cast his son-buy people's hearts.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai ——————— One is willing to hit the other.

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao and said nothing.

Fuck Wancheng and run away in defeat.

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao ———————— Cut his beard and abandon his robe.

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-the soldiers were in a panic.

The case of Zhang Fei's massacre —————— Evil.

Boiling beans and burning beans ————————— Family is the whole family.

Zhang Feiwu knife fierce-combative.

Guan Yu kills people with his eyes open.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-shout it out.

Sun Quan killed Guan Yu and framed him.

Sima Yi has broken the Eight Diagrams Array —————— He doesn't know how to pretend to understand.

The latter surrendered to Wei-shameless.

Guan Yunchang farted-I don't know how to blush.

Kong Ming practices the piano-a cliche.

Sima Yan Abolished Master Wei —— Imitation of Old Music

Xu Chudou Ma Chao ——————— Go shirtless.

Zhang Fei is very fierce in collecting debts.

Zhang Fei went into battle-Cao Cao on the rampage.

Fuck Jiang Gan ————— What bad luck.

Zhang Fei wears a mask-showing his eyes.

Adou became an official-in name only.

Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano-mystifying.

A Dou's Jiangshan-free delivery.

Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao-he was in Cao Cao and his heart was in the Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao's reincarnation is in doubt.

Zhou Yu is ill in Luhuadang-Qisha.

Zhang Fei vs Guan Yu ——————— Forget the old love.

Scold Liu Bei at Zhang Fei-looking for gas.

Look at Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door-look down on heroes.

Jiang Gan's crossing the river has accomplished nothing.

Zhang Fei catches grasshoppers-he can't make them strong.

Kong Ming used an empty plan as a last resort.

Zhang Fei's war horse is even better-regardless of the outcome.

Zhang Fei sells weights-people are strong and goods are hard.

Lu Su took Kong Ming-full of admiration.

Zhao Zilong's invasion and victory.

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mystery.

The straw boat borrowed an arrow-and returned with a full load.

Kongming cried and beheaded Ma Su ————— Law enforcement was like a mountain.

Cao Cao is a meritocratic person.

Into the palace-straight to the point.

Guan Yu's shop-it's real.

Guan Yu's wife-friendship comes first.

Sima kua Zhuge-candidly admit defeat

Guan Yu became a carpenter-bold.

Zhao Yun showed great power to Changbanpo.

Guan Yu curettage bone to cure poison-painless.

Kong Ming's big empty plan ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— ————————————————————————————————————————————————

Huang Zhong takes up the challenge ——————— Refuses to accept the old age.

Zhang Fei is determined to eat the weight.

Zhang Fei sleeps-without closing his eyes.

As expected, Cao Cao failed Huarong Road.

Huang Zhong's archery-hit every shot.

Bet on the bearded Guandi Temple.

Kong Ming frowned-in my mind.

Kong Ming borrowed the east wind to make good use of the weather.

Kongming's Toolkit —— An inexhaustible plan

I read Chunqiu at a glance.

It is easy for Zhang Fei to play with thick bars.

Liubei weaving straw sandals-experts

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang have different tempers.

Lyu3 bu4 plays the story of Diusim —————— The hero feels sorry for Beauty Pass.

Huang zhong makes friends-the old man is not old.

Jiang Gan is too clever to admit his mistake when he steals books.

Zhang Fei embroidery-coarse and fine.

Zhuge Liang plays with dogs-he has been a fool all his life.

Zhang Fei's "Tearing Down the Bridge"-Courage without Strategy.

Zhang Fei took the mouse-staring at each other, staring at each other.

Huang Zhong wields a sledgehammer —————————— Old and vigorous.

Being a magistrate in Pang Tong is overqualified.

Guan Yu has a nosebleed ——————— Red is added to red.

Zhang Fei sells tofu-strong people, but not hard goods.

Guan Yu sneezes-boasting.

Kongming Cao boat borrowed an arrow ————————————— and it can't be returned.

Zhuge Liang's sorrow-hypocrisy

Eat Cao Cao's food and do Liu Bei's thing-eat inside and climb outside.

Playing with a broadsword in front of Guan Yu-overreaching.

Guan Yu went to Maicheng-the end is coming.

Guan Yu's dinner party should have courage and spirit.

Kong Ming played the piano and retired from Zhong Da —————————————— Keep up in a crisis.

Liu Bei's three visits to the cottage-it's hard to ask.

Zhang Fei catches mice-keep your eyes open and narrow your eyes.

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Zhuge Liang levied Meng Huo-receiving and releasing

Zhuge Liang plays the piano-he has a plan in mind

Zhuge Liang took care of the overall situation and shed tears to behead Ma Su-goose feather fan

Zhuge Liang-mysterious

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow-if he borrowed it, he wouldn't return it.

Zhuge Liang is going to make a fool of himself-I don't know.

Zhuge Liang's Spirit and Zhou Yu —— A little skill

Zhuge Liang used his troops-elusive

Zhuge Liang's wife-for career.

Zhuge Liang's Secret Kit-Clever Calculation

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat-of course.

Zhuge Liang as a strategist-there are many ways.

Zhuge Liang sings an empty plan-there is no way.

Zhuge Liang's mourning for filial piety-insincere

Zhuge Liang's countermeasure-foresight

Zhuge Liang as a strategist-worthy of the name

Zhuge Liang mourns his filial piety-pretending

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Shouting

Thinking about Liu Bei-people are absent-minded

Liu Bei cast his son-buying people's hearts

Liu Beisan went to Wollongong to please Zhuge Liang.

Liu Bei weaves straw sandals-an expert

Zhang Fei pulled off the bridge-foolhardy.

Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-strength is hard to make.

Zhang Fei's strategy-crude and refined

Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check?

Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.

Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no practice.

Zhang Fei hits Guan Gong-Forget the old love.

Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) makes trouble.

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.

Zhang Fei wears a needle-thick and fine.

Zhang Fei catches mice-big eyes and small eyes

Playing with a broadsword in front of Guan Yu-overreaching.

Close the door to the public-kill people

Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to come

Guan Yunchang sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.

Guan Gong drinks-he is not afraid of blushing.

Guan Yu is going to a meeting-say it straight away.

Guan Gong entered Cao Ying-Cut to the chase.

Guan Gong fought against Li Kui jy with great courage.

Guan Yunchang curettage cures poison-no pain.

Guan Yu sneezes-blow your own horn

Guan Yunchang to Maicheng-Disaster is coming.

Guan Yu went to dinner-brave and fearless

Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-he was ferocious and suffered a terrible failure.

Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to discard them.

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a disaster.

Cao's surgery-cleaning

Cao Cao killed Hua tuo-he was afraid of illness and medicine.

Cao Cao used a trick-treacherous and cunning.

Cao Cao defeated Wancheng-defeated and fled.

Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-a mistake is a mistake.

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-as expected

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-he took the right path.

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-Different Tempers

The reincarnation of Cao Cao-suspicious

Jiang Gan stole books-he was taken in.

Huang Zhong shoots Guan Gong.-Go easy on me.

Lu Su fetes Guan Yunchang-Hidden dangers.

Guan Yu looked in the mirror-blushed consciously.

Lyu3 bu4' s story of meeting Dixin-fascination.

Getting married in Suzhou-making the fake come true

Sima Yi broke the gossip-he didn't pretend to understand.

Worship Guanyin in Guandi Temple-Wrong Gate

Lu Su begged Jingzhou to leave empty-handed and return empty-handed.

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-he didn't come.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it.

Zhou Yu begged Jingzhou-no pains, no gains.

Zhou Yu hits the yellow cover-two wishes

Chu Xu hits Ma Chao-shirtless.

A Dou's Jiangshan-Giving Zhang Fei away for nothing-People are strong and goods are hard.

Sima kua Zhuge-candidly admit defeat

Huang zhong makes friends-the old man is not old.

Huang Zhong's archery-hitting every shot and swinging a sledgehammer-is strong in his later years.

When Pang Tong was the magistrate, he was overqualified.

Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp without saying anything.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, and one is willing to hit another.

Three visits to the cabin-it's hard to invite.

Kong Ming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

Kongming played the piano and retired from Zhong Da. -Good idea.

Kong Ming tearfully beheaded Ma Su-Zheng Ming's military discipline

Kong caught Meng Huo-persuaded him.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it; consentient

Grass boat borrows arrows-full load

Go to the meeting alone-courage oppresses people

Go through five customs and cut six generals-invincible

Death of Zhuge-Scared to death gave birth to Zhong Da (Sima Yi)

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