Qq chat typo joke

Qq chat misspelled joke 1:

1,-What software do you think vcd uses?

-Super stutter. (Super Jieba)

2.- Are you tall? -I like to laugh. (Short)-Crazy!

3.- Why don't you talk?

-Don't you feel that I'm looking at you with the eyes of application? (affectionate)

No application is required. Look at that.

4.- Do you eat much?

I have eaten eight steamed buns in my mouth for a long time. (Maximum)

-How many mouths do you have now?

Who is the man I met today?

-Arrogance (the headmaster is fierce)

6.- What's your favorite place to stay?

-Tortoise (Internet cafe)

7. Have you ever heard of Gao Mingjun?

Yes, I've heard of his My Stomach is in the Storm. (Alone)

Let me buy you a drink.

Don't get drunk.

Nine.-Alas!

-Why are you so sentimental? It's not like an interesting girl at all. (flower season)

10,-Very affectionate boys versus girls:

Get a chicken in life, and die without regret.

1 1- Did you study last night? -annals of syphilis (unread)

Qq chat typo joke 2:

GG: You howl ` ~ ☆ ~ ~ ~? ....

~`~.☆`~..~~`~?

? ~...`☆MM: You howl ~ ~`` Where are you? ~~`~.~`~~

~~ `☆.~? ~~~.`☆~~

. ☆ ``.~ gg: I'm in a turtle ~`` What about you? ~? ☆`~ `.☆`.

~☆~`~☆~? ~~` ? . ☆.

~ ~.~ ~ mm: I'm also in the tortoise ~ ☆.` ~ ` ☆ ~ ~ ☆ ~ `★

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★? ~~.☆`? Where are you from? . ~`☆`☆ `~

. ~~...~.~~ .`.~`

.`.~~? . I'm from the ghost state. ` ~ ~ What about you? `★``.☆☆.~`~

. ★☆~~.~? ~...★? ~

`~~~? GG: I'm a caveman ` ☆ ~ ☆ ~. ~ ☆ ~ .★

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~★`` ★? ~MM: Do you like men or women? ..★? ``.`☆☆

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. ~`` ~~GG: Of course it is difficult for me to have children. ~ `You must be a girl, right? ~`.``.☆.~

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. ~.★.MM: Yes ` ~ ~? ☆.？ ``.` `

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☆ ` ★ ~.~ gg: Are you moldy? .` .~`.~`

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? Mm: not bad. ~? People call me a great misfortune? ☆ ~☆ Are you getting old? ☆~`.~..`.~

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. ? ~? ` ~ ~ ~ ~~~~GG: Not bad. ~ ☆★ Many people say that I am a big waste ~ ~ ... ★★ ~? ~~~``

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~`` ★MM: Really? Let's sympathize with each other, shall we? ..` `? `~~`? .`

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````? .. ` ~GG: Good duck. `? How old is your thin chicken? ★` ~``.~ ..

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~`☆~☆.~MM:*******。 ? ☆? ~..~.

~...~★`★ `★`.

~★~.~? GG: You are so cute ~ ~★ I really want to rape you. ~ ~? ~~~.~~☆

☆ ☆? ~`~~.`.★

~ ★ ~ ~ mm: Take your time. Although the eggs are far apart, there will still be a chicken meeting

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