English homophonic joke

English homophonic terrier refers to an expression that uses similar or identical pronunciations of English words to create humorous effects. The following are some common English homophonic jokes:

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why do tomatoes turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This stalk uses the similar pronunciation of "saw" and "sauce" (p > 2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! (Why should the coffee call the police? Because it was robbed! This stalk uses the words "mugged" and "mug" (the pronunciation is the same)

3. I held my wife was drawing her eyes too high. She looked surprised. (I told my wife that she painted her eyebrows too high, and she looked surprised. This stalk uses the words "looked surprised" and "eyebrows" (which are similar in pronunciation)

4.i'm reading a book on anti-gravity.it's possible to put down! I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and it just won't fit! This stalk uses the words "put down" and "gravity" (the pronunciation is similar) < P > 5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. (Why don't scientists believe in atoms? Because they constitute everything. This stalk makes use of the similar pronunciation of the words "make up" and "everything" (p > These English homophonic stalks are all based on the pronunciation of English words to create humorous effects, and you need to know the pronunciation of English words to understand the humor.