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My friend's composition
A friend's composition 1 Friends don't need a lot of things to pave the way, only the true feelings between friends are the most important.
He seems to be joking. I often hear him say to me, "You dare not hit me." However, his empty eyes seem to interpret his fear. After I smile at him, he seems to feel my "hostile" smile and will reach out and say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong." This makes me laugh and cry. Every time I chat with him, he tells a joke that makes me laugh from ear to ear.
He is very responsible. When I was sitting in the back row, he said he couldn't see clearly and wanted me to lend him another pair of glasses. I agreed. I don't care if he wears it or puts it in a box. Copy that. But suddenly one day, he put his glasses on the table, but he didn't know who hit them. The whole lens is crooked and the frame is deformed. It seems that he can no longer wear them. He was in a panic. I know he didn't break it, and I'm surprised. He said, "I'll pay for it when I use it." At that time, because he was angry and didn't talk to him, he went to the class teacher and told me the situation. I have no choice but to let him not use it, because I also know that he is not bad. Because of this, he also listened to me complain a lot, but he won't talk back or anything.
He's, uh, very involved. Every time I meet a math problem, I don't ask others. I always put one hand on the table and one hand on my mouth to do calculations. This may be what makes him different. He insisted on a problem and had to prove his idea. Often he will stay on that question for a long time and then take it out for the teacher to verify. Maybe everyone only saw his funny side, and I don't know how precious his seriousness and devotion are.
His jokes are always excessive and will only make us laugh; His responsibility made me unbelievable but moved; His seriousness is an input that I can't learn.
I really hope that we can be good "buddies" forever!
My friend's composition 2 My friend Zhao always wears a ponytail with a pair of bright eyes shining with wisdom under his thick eyebrows. She is the heroine of our class-Zhou Sijia. She has a wide range of hobbies, playing volleyball, running and long jumping?
She can do anything; She is helpful and humorous; She often comes to school at half past six, cleans the classroom and moves the table? Every time she is tired, she is sweating and panting. We told her to have a rest, but she smiled. I remember once, when she saw a classmate in our class unhappy, she tried her best to walk among us in three steps. The woman's voice in the scholar theater waved her finger and said, "Hello, my name is Zhou Meimei. I am twelve years old. At school, people call me dancing butterfly. Outside, people call me Hua. " This series of humorous words and funny actions make us very happy and happy. Her grades are always among the best. Once, in class, the teacher asked us to write an article about happiness and our family members. The students racked their brains and couldn't write it. Out of desperation, they had to write according to the beginning of Family Happiness. What about Zhou Sijia? Of course, literary thoughts are rampant and writing is like a god. Soon, a valuable and excellent work was born. The more teachers watch, the harder they work. They circled the article, squinted and read it as a model essay.
This is my inseparable friend, a good partner of caring groups and classmates. Do you like it?
My friend composition 3 Friendship, you are hungry, it is a big white steamed bread; You are thirsty, it is a steaming pot of boiling water; Your house is dark. This is a high-power light bulb. Affection can double happiness and reduce pain.
I have a good friend with a long nose and glasses, Zhang Qicheng. I really find it ridiculous to say that our friendship is profound. We are brothers and sisters, and our friendship is that you give me a punch and I give you a kick.
I remember one day our two families made an appointment to go out to play. When we got to the place to play, we had a snowball fight in the snow. I threw it out and missed him. He kept hitting me, and I was haunted, and the nameless fire came up. I made a snowball as big as three fists and threw it out. This is not good. I hit him in the stomach and he was annoyed. As soon as we get angry, we go straight to melee. You punched me in the nose, and next time I punched you in the stomach, but it took some time. Look at me, and I will look at it. We both had no strength, and we both burst out laughing. At noon, a pot of hot mutton made us completely peaceful.
Another time, he went to a barbecue with me, went to the store and punched me in the face and said, "What does little dead Yang eat!" " "I immediately hit him back and said," Four eyes are greedy. "When the hot kebabs were served on the table, I had another glass of iced coke, which couldn't be better. I went to the refrigerator and got two bottles of coke, but I wondered if I should provoke him. I put Chili noodles, cumin powder, apple vinegar, mature vinegar, soy sauce, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence and so on into his bottle of coke. The devil coke was born. He drank it in one gulp, and his mouth was full of five flavors.
Friendship is like this. The greeting between us is fist, which is our unique greeting. Learning is like this. Everything is bitter, and family can be softened and sweetened.
My friend's composition 4: "A thousand dollars is hard to buy, but friends make way for it ..." Whenever I play this song "Forever Friends", I will think of my most familiar friend, the book.
There are many books at home. There are two boxes on the table and on the ground, both of which are books. There are some books on the bed, and even three or four books are lying on the sofa.
I don't know why, I just like reading books, not because of the attraction of "The Golden Room" and "Yan Ruyu", but because of my innate love and fascination with books.
Once, my mother was talking to someone else, and I couldn't help interrupting. My mother said to me sullenly, "What do children say when adults talk?" I was not convinced and immediately said, "Why can't you interrupt? There is a line in "One Hundred Good Children": Adults are talking, and children should interrupt. Su Dongpo, a great poet in the Song Dynasty, dared to do and speak at the age of fourteen. Why not let the children interrupt? The interruption of a child can improve his thinking ability, eloquence and hearing. " Mom was speechless by me, and the person next to her said, "This child has a good mouth! Where did you learn these things? " Mom smiled, touched my head and said, "He! Nothing else, just read. Just a little book fan! "
Speaking of "fans", I am really addicted to books. Read books after class, walk to read books, and even read books while sleeping.
Because I read more books, the vocabulary in my mind is getting richer and richer.
A famous person once said, "If there were no books in our life, our life would be like a bird without wings and a flower without sunshine." I said that without books, life would be bleak, there would be no laughter in the world, and there would be no joys and sorrows in life. Books are our best and most sincere friends.
Every time I walk past my desk, I will see that beautiful crystal ball, which reminds me of a good friend of mine, An Yiyuan. An Yiyuan is a Korean girl. She can speak Korean and fluent Chinese. She has a pair of black grape eyes under her bushy eyebrows and a pair of pink glasses on her nose. Her mouth was red and thick, and her eyes narrowed when she smiled.
She is a hospitable Korean girl. I remember it was a rainy weekend in Mao Mao, and An Yiyuan invited me to her house. As soon as I came in, I saw a lot of delicious food on the table. An Yiyuan said to me, "This is the Korean food I prepared for you. Try it quickly! " Looking at the delicious food in front of me, I started to move chopsticks before I could say thank you. An Yiyuan looked at me and said, "Eat more, eat more, you'd better eat all these foods." After I was full, she took out her favorite toy and shared it with me. We played until the evening, and I reluctantly left. I think she is really a hospitable little girl.
She is not only hospitable, but also helpful and caring for her classmates. Once, when I jumped a long rope, my leg was accidentally broken. An Yiyuan saw it. Come and help me at once, and accompany me to the infirmary for dressing. After the teacher got dressed, An Yiyuan helped me to the classroom. As soon as I sat down, she took my cup and brought me hot water to drink. Of course, she also has many advantages, such as versatility, singing, dancing, painting and omnipotence.
This is my good friend. I am happy and she is happy. She shared it with me when I was sad. I believe that we will always be good friends.
A chubby pink girl came from a distance: a pink coat and a pair of pink shoes. Black hair is combed into a thick and long ponytail, which is left behind, adding a little cuteness and liveliness. Her face is bigger and she wears a pair of wide-brimmed myopia glasses, which adds a bit of erudition to her. She is my friend Wu Yifan. She lives in the same building as me. Every day, we go to school together and go home together. Indeed, Wu Yifan's research is very good. He is a representative of both English class and Chinese class. Everyone calls her a talented woman.
Little talented women write well: pens and brushes. Every time I send a copybook, many words are circled in red by the teacher. Last semester, the school held a calligraphy competition, and she won the first prize. Every day after school, after finishing her homework, she will practice calligraphy for a while. According to her, she will go to the calligraphy teacher to attend classes on Sunday. If you go to her house to play, you can enjoy her masterpiece of calligraphy in her room. Little talented women also like reading books, especially history books. In her bookcase, most books are about history. She once proudly told me that I had almost finished all these books. My parents are going to buy me new books again.
Once, I went to her house to play, and after playing for a while, she went to read a book, leaving me to play there alone. After playing for a while, I felt bored and went to say goodbye to her. Who knows, I shouldn't even shout a few times. I thought: she must be fascinated. Talented girls are cute, but stubborn. Look, my deskmate accidentally bumped into her. She thought her deskmate was going to hit her, shouted loudly and raised her fist to fight back. Fortunately, her deskmate hid in time and escaped the pain of flesh and blood. Afterwards, she knew what had happened and apologized again and again. Alas, there is nothing she can do. A talented young woman has many advantages and few disadvantages. It would be great if she could change her stubbornness. Want to know her? Come to her on Wednesday. Maybe, you will suddenly become friends.
Friend's Composition 7 "Friend" and "Teacher" are two simple and common words, but they are extremely important pronouns in each of our lives. Mr. Mo Yan once said, "My teacher has been written and will be written by millions of people", so the topic "My friend" is no exception.
I have four good friends, Zhong Ju, Xie, Zhang Yuhe. My friendship with them for three years has never changed. Xie was admitted to No.6 Middle School by drawing lots, but Zhong Ju was admitted to No.8 Middle School. Unfortunately, she is in Class 2, while I, Zhang Yu and Yuan Meng are in Class 4. We regret not being together in junior high school, but where can the banquet last? We agreed to work hard together and be admitted to Xuancheng Middle School together. Three years in junior high school should be regarded as an effort to get together again after three years!
I remember the last time, I was reading the newspaper and the teacher came to the classroom to register the scores. Zhang Yu and Meng Yuan want to look at the scores, so I asked them to look at the scores for me. After reading the newspaper, the cucumber was cold, and they were still watching the score, so I ran over. "How many points did I get? See? " Zhang Yu glanced at Yuan Meng and said, "I didn't see it. Please read the newspaper! " At some point, he will push me back to my seat. I see. I definitely didn't do well in the exam this time. They must have seen the score, but they just didn't want to make me sad. Actually, I am very grateful to them. However, the score will know what to face sooner or later and have to face it. Otherwise, how did "you can't hide from the first day but you can't hide from the fifteenth" come from! Besides, I took the exam myself. Who can blame?
The test paper was really bad not long after it was handed out. 79 points, a score that scares me. Zhang Yumeng Yuan kept comforting me. In fact, I am much stronger than they think. I told myself: You must do well in the exam next time, or you will be ashamed of Zhang Yumengyuan's kindness.
Thank you, my friends! Thank you for everything you have done for me!
Friends are an indispensable part of everyone's life. She can help you share your worries and troubles and laugh and be happy with you. I like making friends, making good friends instead of bad friends, so I made a good friend that made me laugh and cry.
With a burst of "gnome male-"laughter, I knew it was my best friend. We often play together, so I am already familiar with this kind of laughter.
We have been good friends since primary school. She is introverted and doesn't like to talk much, but when playing with me, she seems to be a different person and become lively and active. Always play and laugh with me.
When we play together, we often play jokes, laugh from ear to ear, or have a stomachache and cry. When she smiles, her eyes will be narrowed into two crescent moons, and her mouth will be upturned, revealing a row of white teeth.
Funny things always happen when we are together, and our jokes are surprisingly consistent. Every time I see a funny thing or hear a funny joke, I laugh at the same time or pretend to be funny.
As soon as she saw something interesting, she giggled. Although I don't know what she is laughing at, I start to want to laugh when I see her smile, and then this idea will soon turn into a smile. I asked her what was so funny. She always starts to tell me calmly. About a quarter of the time, a smile began to appear on her face. About half the time, she began to laugh, and then she laughed, so every time I listened incompletely, I didn't know what she was laughing at, and I didn't know why I laughed with her.
Sometimes when we are particularly bored, we will turn our heads to each other and start looking at each other, always smiling at each other's funny faces.
When we are together, there are always interesting things that make us laugh. There's no harm in it anyway. As the saying goes, we laugh for less than ten years. After all, we have limited time to play together. Let's laugh more. How many times will we hear this kind of laughter in the future?
On my campus, you will find a "supreme foodie"-he is chubby all over, like a big ball; Black face, blacker than Bao Gong; Those "big" eyes, narrowed into a crack when laughing, can't be seen; There is a Zhang greatly's mouth under the high bridge of the nose, as if he could swallow a fist. Who is this man? Haha, to tell you the truth, that's my friend Xia. Although he is not tall, he can eat well!
I remember once, on my birthday, my mother took more than 40 cupcakes made by herself and came to the classroom to share them with her classmates. When Xia saw the cake, he seemed to find some royal treasures. I saw his eyes flashing, staring at the cake, afraid it would run away. While each of us was still enjoying the cake, he ate the ginseng fruit like a pig. When he touched it with his mouth, the cake was gone.
When he saw that we were still eating, his heart became more and more itchy. As soon as his eyes rolled, he had a well-thought-out plan, revealing a pitiful look: "benefactor, do good!" " He begged, "Can I have another one?" It made us burst into laughter, as if the roof of the classroom were going to be overturned by our laughter. Seeing him like a beggar, his mother gave him another piece of cake. Xia took the cake and was overjoyed, just like winning a million dollars. Only when he picked up the cake and opened his mouth did he use his "eating magic"-swallowing dates. The second cake was finished at a speed of 0.000000 1 sec. "Delicious, it's a cake made by Ma Dai!" He wiped his mouth, smiled and praised, and gave a thumbs-up like a judge. Hearing this, everyone burst out laughing. I was dumbfounded. The cake is still on my lips, thinking: Wow! Summer is awesome! It only took a minute or two to eat two cakes. I looked at my hands and only ate a fifth of the cake. I was surprised and admired him.
Look! This is my friend, a veritable "supreme gourmet".
My friend composition 10 I have a good sister, her name is Zhang Mohan, and she is my best friend.
She is tall with long legs and walks like a model. She has black hair that falls over her shoulders like a waterfall, a pair of big watery eyes, two big ears, a straight nose, a small cherry mouth and a beautiful oval face. When she smiled, she revealed two lovely dimples. I especially like listening to her laugh. Her laughter is as beautiful as a silver bell. She is very gentle and likes small animals such as cats, dogs, rabbits and hamsters.
She studies very hard and gets into the top five in every exam. She also loves to think. Every time I have a question, I can ask her. She will patiently explain it to me until she teaches me. She is like my little teacher.
She is a warm-hearted person who loves unity and is ready to help others. On one occasion, on the way to school, she met an old woman with a lot of things in her hand, and she accidentally slipped, and vegetables and fruits fell all over the floor. As soon as she saw it, she immediately ran over, helped the grandmother up, and then picked up all the things she had dropped. She asked her grandmother, "Did you break anything?" Grandma said, "My feet hurt." Then, Momo helped grandma with her things and sent her home safely. Then she picked up her schoolbag and ran to school quickly. By this time, we have already started our class. When the teacher asked her why she was late, she told her everything on the way. The teacher not only didn't blame her, but also asked our class to learn from her. At this time, there was warm applause in the class. She shyly walked back to her seat and began to study quietly.
This is my friend. She is not only beautiful, but also more beautiful at heart. Do you like her?
My friend's composition 1 1 Today I want to introduce my good friend to you. Her name is Wang Runzi. She is a lovely girl.
She has long hair, big eyes and a small cherry mouth. She likes to wear a small black coat, jeans and purple and pink shoes. I have experienced many joys and sorrows with her. Come and listen to our story.
One day in the third grade, after lunch, we distributed newspapers to the teachers in the first grade as usual. A teacher in Class 3, Grade 1 said, "You did very well this week. I decided to send you a rose-shaped soap chip with six flower-shaped soap chips in it, three for each of you. " And that package is beautiful, a small box with a pink bow on it, very beautiful. After the teacher sent it to us, we went back to the classroom and we began to divide it. I said, "Wang Runzi, you are three, I am three, but what should I do with this box?" Wang Runzi said, "I don't know. Throw it away. What a pity. Give it to your classmates. If you don't want to give, who do you want to give? " I said, "I think you should give it to me, because every time you send us something, you take more than me, and yours is bigger than mine." I should choose first this time. " Wang Runzi said, "Well, you can have it." After that, for one week, none of us talked to anyone, so two weeks passed …
In the third week, I really couldn't hold back, and I took the initiative to say to him, "I'm sorry." Wang Runzi said, "Actually, I also want to talk to you." "I'm really sorry about that." I said. "In fact, I was wrong, too. Every time I am more than you, I am more than you. In fact, I should say sorry to you. " Wang Runzi said. "How about this? You tell me you're sorry and I'll tell you I'm sorry, okay? " I said. "Very good." Wang Runzi said.
After we apologized to each other, we became good friends again After this incident, I understand that gifts are not important, but friendship is important.
My friend's composition 12 My friend's name is Yan, and he is my best partner.
He is a little boy who loves to talk and laugh, but always at the end of class. He is thin, with big eyes flickering, especially his big mouth, which makes his mouth slightly upturned when he laughs. He likes to wear blue clothes.
He is very helpful.
Once, when I was playing with Yan, my classmate came to borrow my famous hat, so I lent it to her. Yan and I continue to play. After a while, I asked her for a hat, and she said I didn't know where it was. So I told Yan about it, and he said to me, "Then go find it!" " Yan asked here and looked there. We searched all over the playground, sweating with fatigue, but we still couldn't find it. I had to go back to the classroom in despair when the bell rang. Yan saw my expression and thought: Zhao must be very sad, or I will buy him another one. The next day, there was a hat on my desk.
A few weeks before the final exam, Yan became a bookworm.
That day, the teacher asked us to go out to play for a while. I immediately put on my coat and asked Yan to play. But he didn't move. I thought he was ill, but I accidentally bumped into the book in his hand. He said, "Don't move." I was so scared that I almost sat on the ground. I think he has been reviewing, and I don't want to go out. I will review with Yan. The final exam results came down, and we both got more than 80 points in each Chinese exam, and actually got more than 90 points. It seems that my review with Yan during that time was not in vain.
This is my good friend Yan, who has been with me since the first grade.
My friend's composition 13 has such a person: short and flexible; Weak in appearance and strong in heart; Oval face, big black eyes; Xiaoling has a cherry mouth under her nose. We all call her "Little Cute". Have you guessed who she is? You can't guess, then I tell you, she is my best-Liu Qingnan.
Lu Qingnan is a helpful little girl. Take the last English class for example: I was really unlucky that day. Before class, I rummaged through my schoolbag. I'm too anxious to find an English book. Is this God playing a trick on people? Alas! I'm dead this time anyway. Because as English says, anyone who doesn't bring a book will write a critical letter. Oh, my god, I can't help crying at the thought of staying and writing reviews. Just then, a pair of warm hands touched my shoulder. I looked up. It's Lu Qingnan. She thrust her English book into my hand. I asked her in surprise, "You lent me your English book. What did you do? " She just smiled and left without looking back. ...
Lu Qingnan is also a little girl who likes to study. Once after class, all the students went out to play, and she was still reading there. I ran to her and said, "Hey, Lu Qingnan, stop reading and go out to play!" " "As a result, she pulled me back and said, this is" 100,000 Why ",so beautiful! "Finally, I was deeply attracted by this book. ...
There is a famous saying that our arms are long enough to stretch from one end of the world to the other. And my relationship with Lu Qingnan is deeper than this!
My friend's composition 14 My good friend, she is tall and has long hair. She is my deskmate in primary school and is very good with me. I will share anything I eat and play with her.
So is she. I sometimes go to her home to do my homework or something, because my Chinese is a little better than her. I wrote the words she couldn't write on the book for him to copy, and she also asked me to copy the questions I couldn't write. I remember one time, our primary school had something to do, and everyone had to bring 10 yuan. Because the money I brought was broken, my mother asked me to spend it quickly, and then she took it for me. The teacher returned it to me for fear that it would not be used there. Later, I put it in my schoolbag. In the second class, the teacher said, give it to your father, and your father changed it for you. Later, when I went through my schoolbag, I lost my money. Later, some people said that my deskmate took it, but the teacher searched her schoolbag and pocket, and there was no money at all. The teacher also said that she searched one by one. After a while, after school at noon, Yang Kai saw her buy a pie with my 10 yuan. Then she threatened to say: give me the money, or I will tell the teacher that you stole Yin's money. Then she got scared, gave it to Yang Kai, and gave it to Teacher Luan. Teacher Luan told me again that it was given to the class teacher again, waiting for the seventh class and the class teacher to ask for it. Later in the seventh class, the teacher came and gave me the money. The teacher asked me where I put my money at my deskmate. Actually, we don't know. Some people say it's in middle school, others say it's her secret place, because it's winter. It is still a stove.
The teacher said that if she didn't say anything, she would throw her hand into the stove so that she wouldn't have to do such a thing. Later, she got scared and said she was hiding in middle school. The teacher asked if this would happen in the future, but she couldn't say it. Actually, I don't want to forgive her. The teacher said she wouldn't do it again. Forgive her. This is my way. The teacher has spoken and the money is back. Then I forgive her. We ...
Friend composition 15 Time is like water, and life is like a song. In an instant, I changed from that naive child to a boy who knows everything now. My words to my alma mater, teachers and classmates.
To my alma mater:
Alma mater, I have been in your arms for six years, during which there are joys and sorrows, successes and failures. I watched you walk from the old teaching building to the present height, figure and height. I can proudly say, "We are the happiest." I still remember the mud playground. When I ran, there was dust everywhere. But now, we have a football field and a plastic track. How beautiful.
To the teacher:
Please have a rest, teacher. When we grow up, we can handle the contradictions among our classmates and solve problems by ourselves. I still remember when I was in the second grade, because I had an operation, I didn't register until a week later. Everyone has classes this week. In order not to let me drop out of school, you gave me a lesson yourself. I can say that you have a white hair because of me. Teacher, we are about to graduate, and we clearly remember your busy figure.
To classmates:
Six years of laughter and laughter are still clearly remembered in my heart. I still remember that in the first grade, Wang Yunfei and I were brother and sister, but he left. How sad I was when I heard the news of his departure. There are many things that I will never forget in these six years. That was in the second grade. Don and I thought we had broken up. We haven't spoken for four years. I always wanted to apologize to him, but I just didn't have the courage. I want to say to him, "I'm sorry, can we be as good as before?" And ray. I always bully her and give her nicknames. I made her angry several times for this, and I got sick again. He asked me to be caring and attentive, and I feel so guilty.
Goodbye, friends, I hope we will never leave.
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