Humorous jokes that can be seen everywhere in life.

Humorous jokes that can be seen everywhere in life.

Lead: I sorted out the humorous jokes that are everywhere in our lives. I hope everyone can smile in Zhan Yan, and more content is in the joke area.

1. There are five shoeshine booths, and only one old man is working. Several guests are waiting in line. The impatient man asked, where are the others? Grandpa said that when the stock market trades, everyone looks at the disk.

The guest sighed with emotion: everyone has gone to stock trading these days, or you can manage it!

Grandpa said: My stock was suspended for one month.

When she got married, he gave her a bed, Da Vinci's, which was very expensive. She called him yesterday: First of all, it cost you so much money. ?

He replied:? It doesn't matter whether the furniture is Italian or not, as long as the feelings are true. And the experience of that bed was just when I was tossing and turning inside. ?

3. Jobs: Your windows are rotten and slow, and they often crash.

Gates: Yes.

Jobs: Then why don't you improve?

Gates: The way for boys to repair computers in girls' dormitories has been improved.

4. African black girls travel to Shanghai and stay in hotels. Fire in the middle of the night. The woman ran out quickly. A fireman was surprised to see it and said, God, it's all burnt, running so fast! !

5. A friend, a clothes seller. She once put 20 yuan in her pocket, pretended not to know, and raised the price of her clothes by 40 yuan. As a result, customers were greedy and cheap, so they bought it directly.

6. Take the elevator. Sometimes listening to two girls. I just went to install a memory chip for the computer. ?

? how much is it?

? More than one hundred. ?

? How big is it?

? 2G .？

? Well, it's not a good deal for you. You might as well buy a mobile hard disk online. Dozens of G talents/kloc-more than 0/00. ?

? Ah, really?

Listen to me one leng one leng. . .

7. The gas tank at home is used up, and then the empty gas tank is tied to the back seat of the motorcycle, waiting for the traffic lights at the intersection and parked next to the motorcycle buddy? Dude, where did your motorcycle get fire? !

Damn it, there is something wrong with your eyes. . .

8. Anonymous took an important exam and booked a wake-up call in the hotel. As a result, she overslept and missed the exam the next day.

So she took the hotel to court, but she overslept on the day of the trial, so the case was automatically dropped. . .

I went to buy cigarettes yesterday and coughed. The boss said that your cough is wrong and you have lung sounds. It is not good to smoke like this.

I was shocked, this is the rhythm of meeting a good boss in China!

I was inexplicably moved and excited for a moment, just when I was thinking about whether I should quit smoking for the 999th time.

The boss said: smoking this kind of cigarette is good for the lungs!

10, the young monk is going down the mountain. The old monk was afraid that he was young and full of energy and was seduced by women, so he told him: women are tigers, so avoid them when you meet them! ?

The young monk said:? I remember! ?

Then go down the mountain and never come back.

The old monk went down the mountain to look for him and found him in a brothel!

The old monk asked? I said that women are tigers, why do you still stay in the tiger's nest! ?

The little monk said that disciples would like to follow the example of Tathagata and give their lives to feed the tiger! ?

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