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When you were asked about this topic, how did you answer it perfectly? Did you let yourself fall into this joke trap?
My three-year-old son came back from kindergarten and said angrily to me, "Dad, the teacher is not good at all. He is always fierce and doesn't film me sleeping at noon. "
Me: "A teacher can't take care of so many people like a mother. You should be obedient. "
Son: "Let the teacher and mother change. My mother accompanies me in kindergarten every day, and the teacher sleeps with my father at home. "
I'm a little excited to think about it.
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