Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 2 1 foul language is very popular in Weibo.
2 1 foul language is very popular in Weibo.
Weibo's 2 1 dirty words (35 selected sentences) 1. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king. 2. Don't climb, don't compete, and don't be angry with animals. 3. Modern women choose three out of four. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four, say no, fight no, scold no, provoke No.4. Happiness is easier to achieve by paying for it yourself. Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to high school to visit the grave, because your youth is buried there. 6. Every woman who calls herself "elder sister" is looking for a very manly man, and it turns out that the most manly one is herself. 7. Life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play your role well and play yourself until you lose your memory. 8. Don't be sad, baby, there is hope for the future and the world is worth it. 9. When I was a child, I was afraid of ghosts because they were ferocious and terrible. When I grow up, I am afraid of people, even if they are well dressed. 10. People who don't sleep at eleven o'clock are shameless, and those who don't sleep at four o'clock can't die. Are you shameless today? 1 1. Don't always pamper yourself, and don't let people who are willing to be nice to you get fed up with your pretense. Love is mutual, and no one owes anyone. 12. Don't think about those messy farts, is it not good to make money all over your head? Shallow and happy! Weibo Copywriting Classic Copywriting 1. This is the first time to go to the zoo. What can I do to avoid being seen as my first time? God replied: take the initiative to ask tourists for food, don't just stand by and sell cute. When I was sad, I didn't want to eat rice, oil and salt. Now I can go to the kitchen to make noodles for myself while crying, and I don't forget to add two poached eggs. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, laundry is your job, housework is your job, rejection is your job, and looking after children is still your job. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam, I'm hiding my strength. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes? Boys are that simple. No matter what help we need, there is only one simple request, "call dad." 6. Why do you always meet love rat? Give me a good reflection. Is it because you are so beautiful? 7. Don't send me any holiday wishes on New Year's Eve. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity. 8. It is absolutely true that the so-called obvious coquettish is easy to hide and hard to prevent. The fox is not refined, but it is purely frivolous. 9. I'm nervous to meet my parents tomorrow. I don't know whether my uncle is fierce or my aunt is gentle. After all, I bumped into someone first ... 10. I peeked at my boyfriend's address book and saw someone calling for free sex and dialed decisively. My cell phone rang. 1 1. thinness is the edge of a disease, and thinness is a disease. Fat is the edge of meat, just like arms, legs, liver, spleen, lungs and brain, fat is an indispensable part of the body. 12. Glad to see this news. Fortunately, I am a boy. 13. It is said that you can't have your cake and eat it, but God really cares for me. I can be poor and ugly, and fat and short go hand in hand. 1. Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave at my favorite time. 2. I suddenly found that I had lost so many people around me. It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship. Maybe you will learn about himself from his unintentional conversation with others. Only in this way will you understand your position in his heart. Maybe there will be many contradictions. No matter how he explains it, you still can't get through it. I always thought that I would get used to the passing time and the past, no matter where I was, who I met and how it ended. Our biggest mistake is that when we met, we unfortunately passed by. 6. It takes only a few short steps from deep affection to losing interest, and nothing will stop until death. 7. I always thought that if I had the chance, I would be a qualified lover, gentle, generous and considerate, but then I accidentally liked you so much that everything went wrong. I became a naive, narrow-minded and jealous nuisance. 8. Yesterday, before sunset, there were you and me; Today, I am still here, but you are far away; Tomorrow, I think I will slowly forget, yes, tomorrow, I will slowly forget. 9. Sorry, I still miss you. You have already left, but I still stay where I am. I'm sorry, I still miss you so much. How could I forget it? I'm not that brave. 10. Your smoking posture is becoming more and more proficient, and your lover is becoming more and more casual. From three cups at that time to getting drunk now, this is depravity, not growth. But no one put out your cigarette, no one gave you a home, and no one stopped the wine in your hand for you. To put it bluntly, you have nothing but loneliness and wine.
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