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Can Ma Chao beat Chu Xu? This is actually a joke.

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? Recently, I read many articles about the ranking of the armies of the three countries, which made me feel very funny. Among them, the most funny is the military match between Ma Chao and Chu Xu.

? After reading Historical Records, it is clear who is stronger, Ma Chao or Chu Xu.

? Let's look at Ma Chao first. At the beginning of the story of the Three Kingdoms, Ma Chao introduced the origin of Ma Chao in a long paragraph. Actually, the protagonist in the first paragraph should be Marten. The war that can truly prove Ma Chao's bravery began in Pingyang, which is also Ma Chao's "fledgling" war. The record is as follows:

? "Teng sent over to the cave, and Gao Qian was injured by an arrow in Pingyang, which was a battle. Super General Pound beheaded himself. "

? Ma Chao and Zhong You played beautifully against Guoyuan and Gao Qian. The first time I went to the battlefield, I was injured by an arrow, but I was able to fight bravely with my feet wrapped in my bag. We can see the perseverance and courage in Ma Chao's character. In addition, Ma Chao's general Pound performed well and even beheaded the enemy general Guoyuan. Interested friends can try the Three Kingdoms series (I can't remember whether it is seven or eight. ) to feel the war.

The second thing that recorded Ma Chao's bravery was the battle of Tongguan. There is a saying in the reflection:

Tso Gong heard this and said, "When the horse is dead, I have no place to bury it. "

Cao Cao was so afraid of Ma Chao that he even called himself "a bad end". What made Cao Cao say such a cowardly thing?

The thing is, when Cao Cao first arrived here, Ma Chao had a plan, which was to "attack the north of Wei River". That's a good plan. Cao Cao will be trapped, and he will feel uncomfortable when food and grass are poor. Unfortunately, Han Sui didn't agree and didn't implement it.

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? There is another one that can prove Ma Chao's bravery in the battle of Tongguan, which is recorded as follows:

? "Tsao and Sui, who said more than a horse, were overwhelmed by their strength. They suddenly wanted to catch Cao Gong, and Cao Gong stared at Chu Xu and dared not move. "

? Cao Cao took only one Chu Xu to talk with Han Sui and Ma Chao. Ma Chao thought he had enough strength to catch Cao Cao by surprise, but when he saw Chu Xu staring at himself, he was afraid to take action. In this matter, Ma Chao is brave, but Chu Xu is out of the limelight.

? Everyone knows the result of the battle of Tongguan. I won't say much about Ma Chao's fiasco. Yang Fu had a few words after Tongguan War, and now he quoted them as follows:

? "Fu Shuo, Tsao Gong said:' I am very brave, I have courage, and I won the Qiang peace. If the army returns, the preparations will be lax, and the counties in Gansu are not state-owned. " "

? Ma Chao has the courage of Han Xin and Ying Bu. (JiXin and Joan cloth are more suitable. ) anyway, it means to be more careful. Unfortunately, Cao Cao didn't listen very much. As a result, Ma Chao killed Wei Kang, and the counties in Longshang were really taken away. But when I killed Wei Kang, I didn't feel his bravery at all, but felt a little cruel. This is not a war, but a massacre.

After Xia Houyuan's rebellion, Ma Chao defected to Zhang Lu. The record is as follows:

? "In a dilemma, but the rush of Hanzhong Zhang Lu. Lu's shortcomings and plans are based on cities. I heard that my late master surrounded Liu Zhang in Chengdu, so please hand over the secret book.

? Ma Chao defected to Zhang Lu and looked down on others. Hearing that Liu Bei had attacked Liu Zhang, he secretly made him surrender.

? This is Ma Chao. There is no war between Chu Xu and Zhang Fei. Ma Chao was really brave, but everything he experienced was upstaged by others. Pound is in Pingyang, Tongguan and Xia. But the ending is still possible, and I was brave enough to exterminate the nation, but because I chose a good leader, I finally got a good end, and Liu Bei and I became children's in-laws.

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? Then let's talk about Chu Xu. Chu Xu has no family to talk about, so he can get to the point.

Zhong Kang, the word Chu Xu, is also a traitor to the country. More than eight feet long, with a big waist and a circumference of ten, he is brave and good at fighting. History of Three Kingdoms

More than eight feet long, slightly shorter than Guan Yu. The waist is too big and fat! Brave and unique, the only "unique person" in the history of the Three Kingdoms. Lu Bu is just "brawn".

"ChuFeiShi throw it away, the value is broken. Thieves dare not enter. " History of Three Kingdoms

In order to fight against the Yellow Scarf Army, Chu Xu organized an army to throw stones at people who were in absolute disadvantage. Great strength is a good thing.

? Chu went out and dragged the oxtail with one hand and walked more than a hundred steps. The thieves were too shocked to lead the cow. Therefore, among Huai, Confucianism, Chen and Liang, everyone is afraid of it. History of Three Kingdoms

This is a classic. Chu Xu pulled the oxtail back. Because of this, he became famous in Yanzhou. One more thing, Chu Xu defected to Cao Cao himself, and there is no need to fight Dian Wei one-on-one.

? Mao saw it and said, "This is my Fan Kuai." History of Three Kingdoms

? Cao Cao praised Fan Kuai and had nothing to say.

? "He doesn't know, enter an item in an account to see chu, great consternation. When he turned pale, he realized it and killed him. "History of the Three Kingdoms

Old friend Xu finally wanted to betray his friend for help, but he was scared silly. It's hard for him.

? "ChuBaiMao, thieves. Today, the soldiers have crossed the border. It is appropriate to go, but help Mao get on the boat. The thief is in a hurry, the army is fighting for the economy, and the ship is heavy. Chu beheaded the boat climber, and his left hand raised the saddle to cover the hair. The boatman was killed by an arrow, so he grabbed his right hand and returned to the boat, just waiting to cross the river. " History of Three Kingdoms

This passage is similar to romance, except that the fat man is too agile, and I don't want to say more.

? "Super negative, Yin to the front hair, called ChuYong, suspected from riding is chu. But he asked Mao, "Who is the male tiger?" Mao Gu pointed to Chu, who looked forward to it. I dare not move. Let's go. A few days later, the battle broke out, Chu beheaded, and the corps commander in Wuwei moved. "reflection"

? This passage is similar to the record in Biography of Ma Chao, except that Chu Xu was beheaded. He still likes fighting and killing people.

? Indeed, everyone was very brave. They organized rebels, flew rocks to defend the village, reversed the oxtail, threatened him, saved the river and scared Ma Chao away. As for Dian Wei, Ma Chao and Zhang Fei, it is totally unnecessary.

? Well, everyone should know who is better.

? The personalities of the other two can also be compared.

? Ma Chao wanted to crusade against Cao, but he wrote an exhortation letter in Marten, Xudu, "I am worried about the life of the whole family." After all, Ma Teng, Ma Tie and Matthew are still in Cao Cao's hands. But unfortunately, Ma Chao is an informal person. Ma Chao started his army, and Cao Cao destroyed his door. Romance is written backwards. It is also Ma Mengqi's consistent style to go to the end of the road and then go back on our word. After all, Zhang Lu is not his father. (Not that Zhang Lu persecuted him, but that romance. )

? In order to protect the village, Chu Xu organized a rebel army to protect the villagers personally. Obviously, I left work only because I was uneasy and consciously protected Cao Cao, but I found Xu's plot. Xu, he is one of the earliest people that Cao Cao knew. ) crossing the river, glaring at Ma Chao's bravery. After Cao Cao's death, Chu Xu almost cried himself blind.

? Well, two people's personalities can also be divided into winners and losers.