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Why does mantis bleed every month when it cuts women?
I'm sorry I typed a wrong word:
Mosquito and mantis met a beautiful woman together. Mosquito said, look, I stung and swollen two bags on her chest n years ago, and they haven't disappeared yet! Mantis said, "There is nothing to show off. I cut a knife under her n years ago, and now I'm still bleeding every month! " "
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