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I don't know if it counts.

In the world, there is love besides teeth.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

Oh, dear, my clothes have lost weight again.

Listen to you and leave me ten books.

People who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

People have many backgrounds, and I only have one back.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

Playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

You think you are redundant, but you are. You are so redundant!

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

Please don't treat your stupidity as a cow.

After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

You look more poisonous than fake milk powder, and my head looks bigger.

You may just come to this world to make soy sauce.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

If you offend me, I will make you feel the beauty of life!

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

The intelligence test is to see how stupid you really are.

The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

I'm too busy to know what to do.

Brother, I'll throw a brick first. Fight if you have jade.

I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Don't wait for everyone to say you are ugly before you find yourself really ugly!

Someone's purpose: one cobbler kills three Zhuge Liang.