Jokes about China people

Although Sima Qian was imprisoned many times, he endured the pain again and again and wrote a great historical record with tenacious perseverance.

Over and over again? Grandpa Sima, have they grown taller in the spring breeze?

Some people say that there are three major hates in life: one is that crucian carp is prickly, and the other is that begonia is tasteless. I forgot the third hate, but I think the third hate should be: the third hate of ruined vision.

Although it rhymes, I don't need Baidu to tell you that this sentence was said by Zhang Ailing. My last hate is: A Dream of Red Mansions is a big pit …

Far away, a girl came.

I want to know boys and girls. ...

My father loves me like a family.

How dare you always be picked out of the trash by your father?

The sun is getting closer and closer to us, like a golden cake.

This classmate ... you came to the exam without breakfast, didn't you? Poor; poor ...

Premier Zhou's vision is that the country is strong and independent, and there are only four words in his mind: serve the people!

Maybe your Chinese teacher can tolerate you, but your math teacher won't forgive you!

I hope to have healthy legs and a smart brain. ...

be the same as the above

There are three people in our family, my parents and my sister.

Dare to ask-who are you?

A neck without self-esteem cannot support a confident head.

I want to know what kind of neck is called a "neck with self-esteem"!

Why do eyes grow on both sides? Because they are used to looking forward.

Classmate, your logic is beyond my rational scope. ...

Life is like a cup of boiled water, plain and faint; But it is like a cup of boiled water with sugar, sweet; Also like a cup of boiled water with salt, salty.

Is this ... or clear water? !

A son steals from his father, and a horse with thin hair and fat hoofs is not a thief; Blind uncles and aunts have lived for half their lives, and no one has seen anyone.

Classmate, are you Mr Degang Guo's son?

Life is precious, love is more expensive; If it is a matter of life and death, both can be thrown away.

Ah! Just because petofi has passed the 50-year copyright protection period cannot be so bad. ...