What if my girlfriend hears me fart? Bad luck! Help me!

You are so funny. This is just a fart. It's not that serious. You should study more and cultivate your eloquence. Things are embarrassing, but through language expression, this kind of thing will be solved perfectly. What you should do now is not to sit at home and wait for her call. This is the key to the problem, but to take the initiative to contact her and ask her out for dinner. What the guys upstairs said is also very reasonable, but things have passed. You can't go back and do it. Now, call her at once and tell her that you are not feeling well these two days You have enteritis, and you always have diarrhea. You just got better. Said he missed her, asked her out to dinner, and tried to make up some bad lies to arouse her sympathy. I don't need to say what happened later, I think you will understand, and her heart will be full of care and sympathy.