Lanzhou dialect joke test latest edition

Four reds: cut watermelon on the red table, touch Haina on the monkey ditch. ...

Four whites: white powder wall, sugar, white dove falling on the snow mountain;

Four blacks: the old tile (crow) falls on the pig, and the shit climbs the cow to the old carbon car;

Four greens: green vegetables, post office, radish and Zi Ying watermelon skin;

Four yellows: the yellow Lama wears clothes of rehmannia and sprinkles turmeric in the rice cooker;

Four yuan: oil cake in a bowl, wearing a straw hat and an umbrella;

Four fragrances: the sheep breast splits the cow's hind legs, and the eldest sister sleeps in the middle of the night;

Four hanging: picking peony on the cliff, rolling eggs on the wire rope, swinging on grandpa's beard, and playing Haxian on the tiger ditch (ass);

Four cuts (annoying): people beat their sons, roll mats on the kang, wake up their noses when eating, and lick vegetables after eating!

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