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Q&A of 2022 Picking up Girls, Q&A of Girls Chatting.
Q&A on 2022 Picking up Girls Routine
1, "Where are you from" "Hangzhou" "No, you are my sweetheart"
2. "I want to change my style recently." "What style?" "I can't do it without you."
3. "I've been waiting for your store." "What shop?" "Your phone!"
4. Man: "I found someone secretly loves you." Woman: "Who is it?" Man: "me."
5. "I want to see you every day" and "After all, I really want to stick to you"
6. "Who are you?" "I am a rabbit" "Don't you belong to me?"
7. Do you know who you look like? "What person?" My woman
8. "May I kiss you?" "Shameless." "Then kiss."
9. "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How?" "Take my face as a tree."
10 When I'm in a Bad Mood, I laugh when I think about it, and it's good to have you.
1 1, "I'm a little playboy" and "huh?" "Idiot, I spent my heart on you ~"
12, "I like being alone." "Then what?" "Then she said to me," Then what? "
13, "Do you know which of the 26 letters I like best", "Which" and "I like you"
14, "I still like you very much", "It's unreasonable to hit you like your mother"
15, I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving heart
16, "Remember your identity", "What is my identity", "You are my person!"
17, "I want to get something", "Wait a minute" and "I'm coming to marry you"
18, m: "What's your birthday?" Woman: "Why tell you?" Man: "I forgot my password."
19, Guess what constellation I am, Gemini, Wrong, I made it for you.
20. "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be left." "The fault is on your side."
2 1, "Everyone else wants world peace", "I am different" and "I want the world and you"
22. "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be left." "Wrong, on your side."
23. "Do you like sugar?" "I like it." "No wonder it's so sweet."
24. "I stopped complaining about life after I met you." "Why?" And "because I want to hug you."
25. "Will you love me?" "no" "well, I'll teach you."
26. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
27. M: "I want to be a person." Woman: "Who?" Man: "Your people."
28. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me."
29. "Stay with me." "Dream on." "I have done it many times."
30. "Hey, I want to hear you sing a song." "What song?" Snoring "
The latest provocative love story.
1, "Do you know where the coldest place is?" "I don't know." "There is no place for you."
2. "I finally know why I always catch a cold." "Huh?" "Because I have no resistance to you"
3. "What kind of quilt should I cover in such a cold day?" "Of course, pigs are covered with thick quilts." "No, they cover you for a good life."
4. "I'm a little depressed." "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you all day."
5. "You are like a camera." "Why do you say that?" "I can't help but raise my mouth when I see you."
6.i want to tell you a story. "Go ahead." "It's a long story. I'll tell you all my life."
7. "Do you know what season I like best?" "Winter?" "No, this is your season."
8. "Do you know what my weakness is?" "What is it?" "Disadvantages."
9. "I had a dream last night", "What dream" and "Have your dream"
10, "May I kiss you" "No" "What did I just say" "May I kiss you" "Yes"
1 1, "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be left." "Wrong! Stand on your side. "
12, I'm going to a very warm place, Where, Your Heart.
13, "Do you know why there is a gap between my fingers?" "Why?" "Because I'm waiting for you to fill it out."
14, "There are two kinds of people in the world, men and women, and you are not among them", "Then I am" and "You are among my women"
15, "Don't close the window when you sleep tonight", "What" and "I want to sneak into your dream"
Dong Xin tu Wei Hua Qing da quan
1, "Can you do me a favor?" "What busy?" "Help me to fall in love with me."
2. "I'm listening to your song, single loop." "I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle."
3. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "Do you think the whole world is heavy?"
4. "Shall we learn to swim together?" "Of course." "So that we can love each other."
5. "Who do you want to pounce on?" "It's not you anyway." "Lie to me and you will die." "I lied to you, but I didn't die."
6. "If you are so 2, then I am 4." "Besides you, I am still you."
7. "What will you bake first when you have a barbecue!" "Barbecue first." "I will consider you first ..."
8. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
9. "I have gained a lot of weight recently." "Probably because I have you in my heart."
10, "May I ask you the way?" "Where to?" To your heart
1 1, "The first time I saw you, I thought you looked like a person." "Like my future girlfriend/boyfriend."
12, "Do you know what clothes are best for you?" "Nice clothes, of course." "Wrong, I conquered it."
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