Humorous sentences about the relationship between men and women

1. Men really know that women are scheming animals, but they don't know where women's tricks are strange, so it is difficult for ordinary men to touch women's pain.

2. Women always see a man's indifference, but they don't know that it is that kind of supercilious indifference that makes many arrogant women look up at him and even kneel at his knees. A man lies at a woman's feet like a pug. Even if he has seventy-two kinds of martial arts, it is difficult for women to pay attention to it, just because men lack a key thing-masculinity.

If men are too kind to women, they can only cultivate more and more old women who are greedy for goldfish and women who take it for granted. When men really can't stand it and fly away, women will find that they are nothing.

4. Every woman has two versions. The former is shown to others in the workplace and social occasions, with heavy makeup and radiant; The latter is to show it to the person you like at home, put on home clothes and pajamas, and complain. A husband in marriage can only see his wife's paperback, and other women's hardcover-one of the motives of extramarital love.

Men often feel inferior and women often feel sorry for themselves. Men use alcohol and tobacco to spread masculinity, while women use cosmetics to show fictional beauty.

6. Women will feel like Chinese fir after reading Meteor Garden, because Chinese fir is cute but not very beautiful, and few men will feel like Doumyouji Tsukasa after reading Meteor Garden. After all, it is really difficult for a man who is so rich, handsome, muscular and, most importantly, has only a fish brain.

7. Beauty is a woman's passport-this is just an old saying and an irrefutable truth. It is obviously a sugar-coated cannonball, but it may not win the beauty's heart in the end, but it is wholeheartedly pleasing her. And those women who lack visual effects, although some are obviously good medicine, are often unable to make up their minds to marry her because of the bitter taste.

8. Men who like instant noodles may be regarded as paying attention to their careers and being slovenly, while women who like instant noodles are easily associated with a neutral trend. In fact, instant noodles are not delicious?

9. Men should take care of women, but don't be too annoyed, such as planting a melon, sprinkling water and fertilizing occasionally, and growing naturally. When harvesting, they will definitely take a big melon with them, and may be accompanied by their owners to a large area of Gua Tian. When a woman manages a man, she must manage everything about him. Besides making friends, spending money on drinks and going to clubs, she has to be careful about all the odds and ends. The birthright of half a servant is his wife.

10. Women love men, but love is wrong. They always like to ride on men's wings, so men always feel like cocks carrying a hen, so they are eager to get rid of women's burdens. Men love women, love is not a place. They always love skins and seldom consider whether they have diamonds in their hearts.