A humorous joke about two lovers making their boyfriend happy after they quarreled.

Sentences that can make your boyfriend happy

1. There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard it is from the Pig constellation. There will be a big pig flying across the sky. It’s a pity. I want to sleep! You will be fine. There are so many people watching you flying. Have fun! Have a good flight!

2. At the party last night, a beautiful woman introduced herself as Shang Xuan: "Xuan There’s a car on the left and a clean one on the right.” I seemed to realize something in an instant and immediately invited him: “I’ll drive you back later...”

3. I couldn’t eat in the morning. I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you even more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because... I'm hungry.

4. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day I can see you is a sunny day; whether it is yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day. . Happy New Year to my baby!

5. Summer is really nice. Get up in the morning, take a shower; wake up from nap, take a shower; come home from work, take a shower; after dinner, take a shower; before going to bed at night, take a shower; wake up in the middle of the night with heat, take a shower; if your text message I didn’t reply. I was probably taking a shower. If I didn’t answer your call, I was probably taking a shower.

6. During lunch, my daughter ate two small pieces of fish, but she refused to eat and kept shaking her head. I said your head is shaking like a rattle. She suddenly stopped shaking her head and nodded instead, nodding and moving, and asked me: Does it look like a wavy line?

7. A single woman who is not in good health and often catches colds, and loves I watch some sad movies, and after watching them I sigh, cry alone, and live a very depressed life. Later, I listened to people's advice, strengthened my physical exercise, and watched comedy jokes instead. My mood improved, my body improved, and I naturally stopped catching colds. One night, as soon as she fell asleep, she heard a sigh in the living room... "Oh... I really need to smoke recently..." the paper box in the living room sighed.

8. There was a forty-year-old girl who was growing up well, had a job, and had a stable income. One day Xiao Ming asked her, "Why are you not married yet if you have such good conditions?" The girl replied, When I was a kid, I was on the track and field team. I was injured once and left a scar on the sole of my foot. Xiao Ming asked: If there is a scar on the sole of your foot, what does it have to do with whether you are married or not? The girl replied: Yes! So what does it have to do with you whether I get married or not?

9. To make your girlfriend happy : Mrs. Mary went to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked: Mrs. Mary? Yes. You used to be a teacher in West District Primary School? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled, I was your student. Mrs. Mary smiled too, relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I will fine you a thousand times by copying "I made the mistake of running a red light, and I will never do it again."

10. Today, I drove on a tolled road. on the highway. The car broke down while approaching a toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking car, crying and watching other cars whizzing by. Until a patrolman came over and helped me push the car through the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan.