There is a joke about computers

1. I soldered my CPU one capacitor after another! What a big weight... Hahaha!

2. The people upstairs are very good. Unfortunately, I spent a whole night yesterday using a knife to carve an operating system on my hard drive. I want to learn from you!

3. Brag, there is no tax on bragging... I dismantled the old-fashioned TV in my house yesterday and pieced it together into a gf4ti4800 graphics card. I made a profit...

4. What’s this? Just now, I was eating an apple and surfing the Internet, and suddenly it crashed. After restarting, I found that the operating system changed to macos.

5. I had nothing to do yesterday, and I was annoyed by looking at my monitor, so I randomly found a piece of broken glass and a few pieces of horse manure paper, dismantled a radio, and assembled an LCD monitor to make do with it.

6. I just overclocked my 56k cat. As a result, when I went online, all the phones in my neighborhood were busy.

7. Let me talk about something old. When I first went to college, everyone used 286, the monitors were single-display, and the hard drive was smaller and pitiful. I thought, this won't work, so I took apart the display screen of a color TV and installed it on the monitor, and the single display became a color display. Later, I thought the hard drive was too small, so I recycled a thousand 5-inch floppy disks, took out all the cores inside, and glued them together, and a hard drive with more than 1g was produced.

8. I am poor and cannot afford a computer. Now I can only use this calculator I bought for 5 yuan to use a computer to access the Internet. The downside is the small screen, but the original calculator was solar powered and I kept that feature. If you are poor, just make do with it.

9. You are really strong people. I just added a TV remote control with a camera to use as a new mobile phone.

10. The posts here are so big that they almost freeze every time you open them. It seems there is insufficient memory. Although memory is cheap now, I am poor and only use 128m. I thought about it for a long time and found a good way. I inserted the memory in reverse, hey. The self-test passed with a beep, and the memory became 821m.

11. I finally caught a mouse this afternoon and injected a chip into it to turn it into a mouse.

12. The Internet speed at home is too slow! I found some discarded wires from the junk pile and made a Gigabit single-mode optical fiber to connect it directly to the computer! Now 40 episodes of TV series can be finished in one second!