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What are the issues discussed by the two children in the article "Two Children Debate Day"?
When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them what they were arguing about.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon."
A child said, "I think the sun is far when it first comes out and near at noon."
A child said, "When the sun first came out, it was as big as the roof of a carriage." By noon, it's as big as a plate, isn't it far (it looks)
Small and close (looks) big? "
(Another) A child said, "It's cool as soon as the sun comes out, and it's like entering a bathhouse at noon. Isn't that as close as possible? "
The hotter, the farther away. Is it getting cold? "
Confucius can't decide (who is right and who is wrong). Two children laughed at Confucius and said, "Who says you know much?"
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