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The main content of Journey to the West: The Daughter's Kingdom

The four masters and disciples of Tang Monk left Xiaoxitian. Although they walked for another month on the road, they came to Qijue Mountain. The apostle and his party passed through Qijue Mountain. , the purple elf sent to Jinmaojie, and with the help of the Bodhisattva, he subdued Jinmaojie, and left the Pearl Kingdom. The Queen of the Golden Holy Palace came from the Pearl Kingdom, climbed many mountains, and shot through a lot of water. I don’t know whether autumn is gone or winter is gone. Sometimes in the bright spring season, Tang Seng and his three apprentices were walking on their way and enjoying the spring scenery. Suddenly they saw a manor in front of them. As for moving his hands and feet, Tang Monk shook his hand and said it was not difficult. I saw a farmer in front of me and wanted to draw and cut it myself. In fact, Wukong smiled and said, what did the master say? If you want to eat, it is natural for the disciples to paint. Tang Seng said, it is endless as far as the eye can see on weekdays. If you are not far or near, there will be food by the road today. I was also asked to paint. After saying that, he took it and walked towards it. The banker walked forward and saw a stone bridge in front of the bridge. There were several thatched huts next to the bridge. In the huts, there were several women doing needlework in front of the windows. Tang Monk saw that there were no men in the house, but his daughter did not dare to go in and stood under the tree. After waiting for a while, Tang Seng saw that there was no man, but it was his daughter who did not dare to go in and stood under the tree. After waiting for a while, he thought of me. Tang Seng saw that there was no man, but it was his daughter who did not dare to go in. He stood under the tree and waited for a while, thinking As a master, this is my first time to come out. Tang Seng, seeing that there is no boy but a daughter, I dare not go in. I stood under the tree and waited for a while, thinking that this is my first time to come out as a master, and I will go back empty-handed to be beaten by my apprentice. They laughed, so he bit the bullet and went through it. It was simple and simple. There was a wooden box pavilion behind the hut. Mu Tingting had several women playing balloons in the pavilion. Tang Monk stopped and left. He shouted loudly, "Female Bodhisattva, poor monk." After giving alms and eating porridge, the women happily heard each other throw away their needles and threads, throw away their balloons, and greeted them with smiles, saying that Teacher Zhang has won, please come and sit in the room. Tang Monk came forward and saluted, and followed you back to the hut. When he saw that the place was full of stone gates, stone tables and stone benches, and the atmosphere was gloomy, Tang Seng felt something was wrong, but he had no choice but to sit down reluctantly. The women asked him where he came from, and Tang Seng changed his mind. I am the Tea King of the Tang Dynasty in the East and the West. The Buddhist monk came to have a meal through Baofante. The poor monk left after eating. He did not dare to disturb the women anymore. He was very happy to chat with the women. If it was troublesome, he would fan two plates in a while. When Tang Monk saw that the plate was full of human flesh, he did not dare to touch any of the cockroaches in the Wedding Star. These were all vegetarian. Yes, Tang Monk has been busy all his life. Amitabha said, "I really don't dare to eat, I hope the Bodhisattva will not forget to maintain his health. Please let me monk out." Those women blocked the door and said, "Where are you willing to let me go?" They said, "How can we let go of our business?" After letting go, one by one started to roll Tang Seng up? Hanging from the roof beam, he then took off his clothes and exposed his navel. A string of thoughts emerged from his navel. Enough eggs were present. In the blink of an eye, all the doors were sealed. Wukong, Bajie and Sha Monk were walking by the roadside. Jane The master hasn't come back yet, Wumian is a little impatient, Wukong jumps on the branch and looks towards the manor, the silver light shines on his fingertips, and it's white, I don't know what it is? He kept saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the master had encountered a goblin, and asked Bajie Sha Monk to wait in the distance. Shu entered the tiger skin skirt, picked up the golden hoop, walked forward, ran to the front of the manor, and looked carefully. It was the God of Death. Wrapping left and right, after only a thousand layers, my hand was a bit sticky and I was trying to open the USB flash drive. It was so soft that it couldn't be opened, but it alarmed the goblin. After thinking about it, I recited the formula and the incantation. Bring the sacred land vehicle and ask where this place is? There is some kind of monster land. The god kneels by the roadside and kowtows tremblingly. The great sage tells Commander Pan that there is a Pansi Cave under his command. There are six or seven female goblins. The little god doesn’t know how big their hands are. They get paper certificates. There is a building with all-natural hot water three miles south.