There was a text message recently. A man married a widow, and then married the widow’s daughter. The hierarchy was confused. He is his grandson. Does anyone have the full text?

For those of you who are still alive:

A few years ago, I married a widow who had an adult daughter. Later my father married my wife's daughter. My daughter became my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. Two years later, my wife gave birth to a son for me. He was my stepmother’s half-brother. My son called me dad and I called my son uncle. My daughter gave birth to a son for my father. He is my brother, but he has to call me grandpa. At the same time, I am my wife’s husband, and my wife is my stepmother’s mother and my grandmother, so I It’s my own grandpa

This joke is already outdated, so I’ll give you a better one

Who is he?

One day in 1945, a mysterious baby girl appeared in the Cleveland orphanage. No one knew who her parents were. She grew up alone, with no one to interact with. It wasn't until one day in 1963 that she inexplicably fell in love with a homeless man, and things got better. But the good times did not last long, and unfortunate events happened one after another. First of all, when she found out that she was pregnant with the tramp's child, the tramp suddenly disappeared. Secondly, when she was giving birth in the hospital, the doctor discovered that she was intersex, which meant that she had both male and female sex organs. In order to save her life, the hospital performed gender reassignment surgery on her, and she became him. The most unfortunate thing is that the little girl she just gave birth to was kidnapped by a mysterious person. This series of blows made him unable to recover, and finally ended up living on the streets and becoming a homeless vagrant.

Until one day in 1978, he walked into a small bar drunk and told an older bartender about his unfortunate experience. The bartender sympathized with him and offered to help him find the homeless man who had impregnated him and then disappeared. The only condition is that he must join the gang's 'time traveling special forces'. They entered the 'Time Car' together. Back in 1963, the guy let the homeless man out. The homeless man inexplicably fell in love with a girl who grew up in an orphanage and got her pregnant. The man traveled on the 'time train' for more than nine months, went to the hospital and snatched the newborn baby girl, and used the 'time train' to take the girl back to 1945. She was quietly placed in an orphanage in Cleveland. Then they took the confused homeless man forward to 1985 and asked him to join their "time travel special forces". After the homeless man got a formal job, his life was on the right track. And gradually gained a pretty good position in the special forces. Once, in order to complete a special mission, his superiors sent him to fly back to 1970, disguised as a bartender, to recruit a homeless man to join their special forces.