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Changfamei (Dong folk story)

There is a long waterfall on the steep hillside, like a woman lying on a cliff with long white hair hanging down the hill. The locals call this waterfall white-haired water.

There is a story about Rapunzel circulating here!

Long ago, there was no water near the steep mountains. People eat the water here, and the water used in the fields depends on rain; If it doesn't rain, you have to fetch water from the river seven miles away. The water here is as precious as oil.

There is a girl in the village near the steep mountain. Her hair is blue-green, dragging from the top of her head to her heels. She usually puts her hair on her head and then wraps it around her neck. Aring Zhang asked curiously, "What are these cats doing?" Shoulder.

People call this girl a girl with long hair.

Sister with long hair has only one crazy mother at home and can't move in bed. The whole family only relies on long-haired sister to raise pigs for their livelihood.

Long-haired sister puts her hair on her head and neck every day, carries water in the river seven miles away, and comes back to the steep mountain to pull pigs and vegetables to feed them. She is very busy.

One day, Rapunzel went to the steep mountain to pull pork dishes with a bamboo basket. She climbed the mountainside and climbed over a big cliff. She saw a radish vegetable growing on a big stone wall with green leaves, which was very lovely.

She thought: this radish must be sweet and delicious when it is cooked at home.

She pulled the radish tray with both hands and pulled out a round hole, from which a clear spring flowed. After a while, with a brush, the radish flew out of her hand; Once again, the radish is still stuffed in the hole in the stone wall, and the water can't flow out.

Rapunzel is thirsty and wants to drink water. She poured radish and spring water out of the hole. She put her mouth close to the mouth of the cave and took a few sips of water. This water is cold and sweet, like Sydney juice. As soon as her mouth left the hole, the radish flew out of her hand with a brush; Once again, the radish is still stuffed in the hole in the stone wall, and the water can't flow out.

The girl with long hair stared blankly at the cliff.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew my long-haired sister into a cave.

There is a man with yellow hair sitting on the stone pier in the cave. At that time, there was a rich man in the village, and his family hired several people looking for Han (that is, long-term workers). God, after dinner, people worship the kitchen god. When Han saw it, he quietly knelt in front of the kitchen god and prayed: "The kitchen god has a vision, so don't be sunny on cloudy days, and don't be bright when it is dark; Give me a disease, but don't be killed. " No, that's just what the rich hear. After Xiaomi left cold, the rich man knelt in front of the kitchen king and prayed, "The kitchen king shows his spirit, when it is dark, when it is dark, it is bright." "If you want to get sick, tell him to get sick in his spare time, and don't delay his business when he is busy." "I found the secret of this mountain spring for you, you can't tell others. If you tell others that others come here to get water, I will kill you. I am a mountain god, remember! "

A gust of wind blew Rapunzel to the foot of the mountain.

Rapunzel just walked home.

She was afraid to tell her mother about spring, let alone the villagers. The thought of that fierce yellow-haired man immediately gave her goose bumps.

Sister Changfa is a kind-hearted girl. How could she not tell the people in the village about spring? However, how dare she tell the villagers about spring?

She is in great pain!

The girl with long hair used to be a lively girl, but recently she has become a dull and stupid child.

She saw that the clods in the field were dry and the crops were yellow.

She saw the men, women and children in the village carrying buckets to the river seven miles away every day to carry water. Everyone was sweating and panting.

She wants to tell the people in the village that there are springs on the steep mountain. As long as the radish is torn off, chopped and a big hole is dug, the monks in the temple finally understand what Daokong and Yu Shuqing are going to do-after the winter, they will sell these branches as dry wood! But in Beijing, when Jackie came down from the mountain, Ma Wentong said to Xiang Ma, who was seeing him off, "Give this tape to your Excellency, will you?" Every household has been using coal and charcoal collected by charcoal men from Xishan to keep warm. These dry sticks that don't catch fire and smoke are not for nothing. Poor juren Yu Shuqing, I'm afraid he is poor and crazy, but he also calls himself "old Beijing" because he is outspoken. Eyes, the spring water will rush down from the mountain. Her mouth was open, and she just said, "Yes …", but the thought of that ferocious yellow-haired man swallowed her words.

She is in great pain!

She can't eat, can't sleep, looks like a mute, looks like a fool.

Her eyes are no longer watery, but gloomy. Her face is no longer red, but waxy yellow. Her long hair is no longer green, but burnt.

Mom grabbed Rapunzel's thin hand and said, "Son, you have it." Now invite the Dragon King to eat his head! "What's the matter?" Hearing this, everyone could not help but respect Xiao Cui. At present, Li Shifu and his wife soon recognized her as their daughter. In order to thank Xiaocui for giving his life to save her, Yun decided to change her name to "Cuiwei", but Su Wenchang could not accept her. He first arranged for Cuiwei to stay in the guest room, saying that he would have a perfect marriage on an auspicious day.

However, Rapunzel bit her lip and said nothing.

Day after day, month after month.

The long-haired girl's hair has changed from green to snowy white. She has no spirit to comb or curl, so that her long white hair is scattered around her body, like a white-haired person.

"ah! How strange! Girl, full of white snow! "

This is said everywhere.

Sister Long Hair just leans against the gate and looks at people coming and going. She murmured, "there is ... on a steep mountain." When she said this, she bit her lips with her teeth and bit out one blood stain after another.

One day, "we will do this: prepare ten horses, ten men and some iron bars, put Hercules on the iron bars and carry him here." Sister Long Hair leaned against the door and saw an old man with a white beard take a handful of water from the river seven miles away and walk trembling on the road. Inadvertently, when he touched a stone, Emperor Wu was very surprised. Only then did he know that Dong Fangshuo was not an ordinary person in the world. Fall to the ground. The water spilled, the bucket broke, the old man's leg was broken, and the blood kept dripping.

Sister Long Hair ran to help the old man. She tore off a skirt from her body and squatted down to dress the old man's wound. She listened to the old man groan. She looked at the old man's closed eyes and the wrinkles on her face twitched.

Rapunzel said to herself, "Rapunzel, you are so afraid of death! Because of fear of death, the mud in the field has dried up! Because of fear of death, the crops in the field are all yellow and withered! Because of fear of death, the talents in the village are sweating and panting! Dad broke his foot because you were afraid of death! You, you, you ……"

She banged her head.

She can't stand it any longer. She suddenly said loudly to the old man, "Dad, there are springs on the steep mountain! Just pull out the radish, chop it up, and cut a big hole in the stone, and the spring water will flow down the mountain. Really, really! I have seen it with my own eyes! "

Before the old man could answer, she stood up, covered with long white hair, running back and forth in the village like a madman, shouting:

"There are springs on the steep mountain! Just pull out the radish, chop it up, and cut a big hole in the stone, and the spring water will flow down the mountain. Really, really! I have seen it with my own eyes! Go! "

Then she told the story of finding the spring water, but didn't tell the story of the mountain god.

The villagers always think that Sister Changfa is a kind-hearted child, and everyone believes her words.

Some villagers took kitchen knives and steel chisels, followed Rapunzel to climb steep mountains and climb over big cliffs. Long-haired sister took the radish from the stone wall with both hands and threw it on the stone, saying, "Chop this radish, quickly!" " Chop it, now! "

Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop.

The spring water in the hole brushes outward. However, the hole in the cave is only as big as a teacup, and there are not many springs flowing out.

Sister Long Hair added, "Let's use a steel chisel! Cut the hole! Cut it quickly! Quick chisel! "

A few chisels, "the bottom of the pot", chiseled around. After a while, the hole is as big as a big bowl! After a while, the hole in the hole is as big as a bucket! In a short time, the hole in the cave is as big as a big water tank!

The spring water runs down from the mountain.

The people in the village shouted and laughed.

At this time, a strong wind blew and Rapunzel disappeared.

Everyone laughed when they looked at spring, but they didn't find that Sister Long Hair was not around.

Later, someone said, "Where is Rapunzel?" As someone replied, "She probably went home first. Go home first and report the good news to my mother who is ill in bed! "

Everyone climbed the cliff and walked down the hill happily.

However, the long-haired girl didn't go home first, but was caught by the mountain god.

A gust of wind from the mountain god caught Rapunzel into the cave. He loudly rebuked and said:

"I told you not to tell others, but you brought a large number of people to cut carrots and dig big holes. I want to kill you now! "

My long-haired sister with white hair said coldly, "I would like to die for everyone!" " "

The mountain god gnashed his teeth and said, "I won't let you die well!" " I want you to lie on the cliff and let the spring rush at you from a height, so you will suffer for a long time! "

Long-haired sister said coldly, "for everyone, I would like to be washed away by water." However, I invite you to go home and ask someone to take care of my sick mother and some piglets. "

The mountain god thought for a moment and said, "I'll take you home." If you don't come, I'll seal the water mouth and kill the whole village! When I came, I lay on the cliff and was washed by water. Leave me alone! "

Sister Long Hair nodded.

A strong wind blew Rapunzel from the cave to the foot of the mountain.

Sister Changfa looked at the spring rushing down the mountain, looked at the watery fields and looked at the green crops. She smiled! She smiled!

When she comes home, she can't tell her mother the truth! I'll worry my mother to death. She just said, "Mom, there is water flowing down the steep mountain, so our village doesn't need water." Then he said, "Mom, the little sisters in the neighboring village invited me to play for a few days, and I asked the aunt next door to take care of you and the pig."

Mom smiled and agreed, "OK!"

Long-haired sister confessed to her aunt next door, came home and touched her mother's face and said, "Mom, I may have to play in the village next door for ten days!" " You ... "

Mother said, "play if you like!" The aunt next door is a good person and will take care of me. "

Sister Long Hair touched her mother's face, touched her mother's hand, and tears dripped down.

Long-haired sister went to the pigsty, touched the pig's head and tail, and tears dripped down.

She said at the door, "Mom, I'm leaving!" " Before mother could answer, she shook her long white hair and walked towards the steep mountain.

There is a big banyan tree on the road. Long-haired sister used to pass by here and always sat on the stone under the tree to enjoy the cool.

Now, Rapunzel went under the tree and touched the trunk and said, "Big banyan tree, I can't come here to enjoy the cool in the future!" " "

Suddenly, a tall old man came out from behind the big banyan tree, with green hair, green beard and green clothes. He said, "Rapunzel, where are you going?"

Sister Long Hair sighed and bowed her head.

The old man said, "I already know you." You are a good man, and I want to save you. I carved a stone man, just like you. Look behind that big tree! "

Long-haired sister walked around the tree and saw a barren woman carved out of a big stone, much like herself, but without hair.

Sister Long Hair froze.

The old man said, "the mountain god wants you to lie on the cliff and be washed away by the water." This is unbearable! I carried the stone man to the cliff and let the stone suffer for you. But only the long white hair is missing. Little girl, you suffer! I will tear off your white hair and put it on the stone man's head. In this way, the mountain god will not be suspicious. "

The old man didn't wait for an answer. At this time, a man named Zhou Hulu appeared in the crowd. He has thick arms and a round waist. Such a good figure must be a freeloader and used to leisure. Leather chopsticks told Zhou Hulu that if he carried the boy back to Five Blessingg, he would give him two pieces of silver. As soon as Zhou Hulu heard that he made money, he came over. As soon as he approached, the leather chopsticks felt a foul smell coming on my face. It turns out that gourd likes garlic this week, steamed bread can only eat two cloves of garlic, and rice can eat garlic. But this alkali is sloppy and never gargles. The smell of garlic makes leather chopsticks go backwards. Just hold the girl's head with long hair and pull her hair. Tear it off one by one and put it on the head of the stone man one by one. Strangely, it was rooted when it was installed.

Sister with long hair has a bald head, but the head of the stone man is covered with long snow-white hair.

The old man smiled and said, "Girl, go home. The fields in this village were flooded. You and the villagers should work hard to cultivate! " ! The life of the villagers will get better gradually in the future! "He said, and shouldered the stone man and ran quickly towards the steep mountain.

The old man in green climbed the steep mountain with the white-haired stone man on his back and walked towards the cliff. He put the stone man on the cliff, making Fuxi, the ancestor of China's male humanity, become the spring of "snake seed" torrent. The spring water rushed on the stone man and ran down the mountain along the stone man's hair, long and white.

Ah! White hair! White hair!

Long-haired girl leaned against the root of the tree, with a blank face.

Long-haired sister suddenly felt itchy on her head, reaching out and touching it, ah! Hair is growing again! Ah! My hair is hanging down again!

She pulled her hand to the front and looked at it. Ah! Qingqing, ah! Green, green! She likes it enough to jump!

She is under the big banyan tree. "Wait, snake demon," the general said, "I listen to you, but I don't want to be a coward. Listen to me sing a song. " After waiting for a long time, the green old man didn't come back. Suddenly, the breeze blew, and the branches of the big banyan tree shook their leaves, so they had to call Geji loudly to save him. But when they saw GeJi holding her tender arm to escape, he cursed angrily and urgently. That's what Ge Ji said: "You are a fairy. I entrusted myself to you to make you rich, and now your house has collapsed. If you rebuild, you will definitely spend all your savings, and I don't want to stay with you and suffer. " Out of the voice:

Sister with long hair, Zheng Chuncheng, a mountain god, hesitated for a moment and replied, "I can't help the people. Just for the convenience of performing arts, I managed to disturb their sense of smell when training these dogs. If you want to track bandits with a dog, you need to find another good dog. I'm afraid it will take time. "You'll get caught, so go home!"

Sister Long Hair looks at the long white hair on the steep mountain, the green crops at the foot of the mountain, the happy people at the end of the field and the green banyan trees. She played long green hair and went home.

Pan Pingyuan finishing

Changfa Dong nationality