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In the countryside, these three things can only be borrowed but not returned, you know?
Some people say that urban people are civilized and exquisite, but I think rural people are more exquisite. Make a joke if you don't know. Our hometown people generally don't borrow things everywhere, but they are willing to lend you a few things, but they won't return them after lending them.
1, decocting medicine casserole
If you are sick and need to boil medicine in a casserole, borrow it from your neighbor's house. They will be happy to lend it to you, because they think it is good for their health to give away the medicine jar, and their illness will not happen again. When you're finished, put it in your own house and wait for others to borrow it, or just smash it. Never give it back to others kindly, people will think you want to pay it back again.
2. Old yeast is yeast, which is used to make dough.
The hostess of every family in the countryside will leave a piece of noodles every time she cooks, wrap it in corn and hang it on the beam or under the eaves, so that it is not easy to fall into dust. Next time, rub the freshly made noodles to make them wake up naturally, and then leave a piece of noodles for recycling when they wake up.
I accidentally ate the screwdriver of this steamed bread and will borrow it next time. But it will be laughed at by the housewives in the village for a long time. You can't live, you are not a virtuous wife. Whose house are you going to borrow? The host must laugh at you first, and then tell you a few words.
But when you make the dough and want to return the dough, you will be scolded. Because they will think that you are silently calling her a loser.
3, carry the coffin spirit bar
The coffin-carrying spirit bar is also called the dragon bar. In the original countryside, burial was generally carried out and coffins were used. There is only one coffin-carrying wand in the village, not the last one. Otherwise, it's a curse for people to die at home, and they have to turn against you.
Finally, I thought of sanitary napkins, which I can borrow. People often go to the Jianghu for emergency treatment. Borrow it, borrow it, and borrow it is wrong. Ha ha ha ha!
What can I borrow but can't return?
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