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Funny sentences of group owners

Funny sentences about group owners

As long as you really love each other, as long as you work hard for your happy life, then everlasting love is around you. The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

A funny sentence about the group owner-1. Remember the military training time last year? The group owner stood in the first row, and the instructor loudly ordered: Count off in the first row! The group owner looked at the instructor in surprise, and he said it again: Count off! I saw the owner reluctantly turned and hugged the tree!

2. A while ago, the group owner asked me for money, and I lent it to the group owner very readily. The owner also said that he would pay me back in a few days. Now it's been months. Why don't the owner pay me back? Why don't the owner pay me back? I sent it to the wrong person, I'm sorry!

I don't know if I loved the group owner in my last life, and I can't guarantee that I will love the group owner in my next life, but I swear to the group owner that I will always love the group owner in this life! Really! If my life is short of group owners, can I really not live? Rice!

When I get old, I have a wish, that is, I will stay with my master every day, go wherever he goes, go out in the morning and go home at night. In my leisure time, my master has solved the problem of food and clothing and decided to herd sheep when I am old.

It is said that cats sleep ten hours a day, play by themselves for four hours, stay in a daze for four hours, be teased for four hours, eat and drink for one hour, and read text messages for the last hour. Don't believe it? The owner looked at the cat and read the message.

6. Looking at the cloudless sky in Wan Li, listening to the sound of flowing streams, the grass around me is swaying gently with the wind. How beautiful nature is! It's a pity that the air is polluted by a fart just released by the owner!

7. I overheard that mice love rice, which reminded me of my master. The master's delicate skin and weak body really make me nervous and scared: damn Mi Chong! Don't hurt my rice!

8. Don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, or my respect will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

9. Dialogue between rice and bucket. Rice: Why does the owner just refuse to give me a hug? After so many years of love, does the owner know how hurt I am? Bucket: I think! But then we will really become useless and have to endure it!

10. Hold the group owner in your hand, burn incense silently, pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers, and then give them to the most beautiful group owner when the flowers are enough? Then I ran away: demo, I can't believe I can't recruit the owner of the bee sting group!

1 1. If the group owner is busy, I am willing to be a gyro and turn around the group owner; If the group owner is happy, I am willing to be a pistachio and chat with the group owner; What if the owner is rich? Hey, hey, hands up!

12. If the owner is a fish, I am willing to make a fishing net with the owner; If the group owner is that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I would like to walk around the group owner; If the owner is a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup and I want to soak the owner.

13. itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? It means I want to see my master! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss my master! Itching? What does this mean? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, go and take a shower!

14. I have admired the group owner for a long time. The owner is so talented and rich. Be my man! Don't get me wrong, I just want the owner to be my lender and lend me 20 thousand yuan, okay?

15. Someone in the group asked the owner: What do you think of the older single and pure women? A: I have always opposed taking age, single or not, personal character and education as the criteria for evaluating others. Heaven and earth are ruthless, and everything is a grass dog. We should also eliminate our prejudice. So when evaluating young women, the principle we advocate is: only talk about heroes with big breasts! I'm done.

16. The performance of depravity: the morning begins at noon; Time is basically spent on the computer; Serious lack of exercise; Indulge in games; Three meals are not balanced. These are not important, the most important thing is: the group owner has not invited me to dinner for a long time!

17. I'm sorry, I lied to the group owner, causing mental damage to the group owner and tormenting my conscience. Today is confession day, so I decided to express my deep remorse to the group owner. I lied to the group owner to praise him for his cleverness.

18. There was a man who was too poor to find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: What are the strengths of the group owner? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: McDonald's has more choices and more laughter. ...

19. How noble it is for a group owner to work from morning till night every day just to bring us sweetness! I want to thank the host, if there is no host's hard work, how can our sweetness come? Thank you master, bees!

The group owner always wanted us to use a word to describe the group owner, so we discussed and thought for a long time and decided to give the group owner a word:? Hmm? -that is, whether it is horizontal or vertical, it is very? Two? Master, do you understand?

Funny sentences about group owners 2 2 1. Sending apples represents that I love the owners! Banana means I want to be a group owner! Oranges represent my love for the owners! Orange, on behalf of me, hurts the owner! Peaches, on behalf of me, chase the group owner! Now I invite my host to dinner? Chestnuts! What do you mean? Think for yourself! Ha ha!

22. It is raining outside, dribs and drabs; Clouds are floating in the sky, in clouds and fog; Looking up, there was a little ant lying on the windowsill, drooling and running nose. Wow, how like a group owner when I was a child!

23. The group owner, the group owner who fell from the sky, fell on the back of my hand and looked at the claim of the group owner. What a confused look! Buzzing? Makes me cold? In this summer, there are mosquitoes again!

24. Without a group owner, life is difficult; Without a group owner, I am very annoyed; I was in tears when I lost my group owner; Pursue the group owner and enjoy it; The possession of the group owner is sweet in heart; Embrace the group owner, the world is wide; Oh, RMB, I am willing to be with you forever!

25. If the master loves me, treat me well. If the master has never loved me, make it clear, I can understand. If the group owner has to ask me if I love the group owner, then I can tell the group owner, actually? I have never loved group owners!

26. I heard that the owner of the group spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. As a result, the expert said to the shopkeeper seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? That was last week! ?

27. Send roses to the host, Zhu Qun loves sweetness; Send the host a carnation, and Zhu Qun will be healthy forever; Send a lily to the group owner, wishing the group owner all his wishes come true; Give all the flowers of happiness to the group owner. May the flowers attract you? The bee stung the master!

28. Eat watermelon to cool off the heat. Beauty beauty is cucumber, evergreen diuresis is wax gourd, and the sweetest is cantaloupe. The owner is a family with them. Why are the owners hiding underground? It turns out that the owner is a sweet potato.

29. If you receive this message, you are not an ordinary person. If you are an ordinary person, you are not an ordinary person. If it is an ordinary person, it will be dizzy. If you are not an ordinary person, will you faint!

30. When the weather is cold, I send my host a considerate brand thermal underwear, then put on a caring brand sweater, put on a warm brand cotton-padded coat and tie a happy belt. I don't believe the host is dressed like this. Zongzi!

3 1. According to the owner's birthday, the owner is sure to make a fortune today. Comb your hair first, and then wear a patched dress. Holding a wooden stick in his left hand and a porcelain bowl in his right hand, he murmured, Do me a favor! ?

32. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis in one bite. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I wonder if it is hitting now? How dare you run around the street with a knife?

God, modern civilization can make money by making a fool of itself, and it is not illegal. Otherwise, the ugly group leader will be sentenced to life at least. If you have to sentence him to 10 thousand years, but he likes it, he will often visit the prison!

34. How can I put my master's left hand completely in my right trouser pocket and my master's right hand completely in my left trouser pocket? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.

35. In late autumn, fallen leaves dance with the wind; The cold wind makes people feel slightly sad. It really hurts to see the owner shivering in the wind. I went to the group owner and shyly took off my coat and gave it to the group owner: take it to wash and do something to warm up.

36. I want to invite the group owner to dinner, but I have no money. I want to invite the group owner to dance. Unfortunately, I am short and miserable, and I want to take a walk with the group owner. Fortunately, I still have a mobile phone to send a text message to greet the group owner: When will you invite me to dinner?

37. Taking a bath in the Seven Fairies Lake, Pig Bajie wanted to peek, but he was afraid that the Monkey King would find out and pull his ear, so he pretended to peek at the Seven Fairies while reading the news, and his master watched. He's pretending!

38. I haven't missed you for a day. It's hard not to hear from me. Knowing that the owner would be like this, I immediately sent this message to the owner. Don't be too grateful to me. Please don't say anything else, or I am anxious with the owner!

39. It warms your heart to think of your master. I remembered how the shopkeeper gave up on himself when we went shopping together. I really can't walk without my master. My master is my heaven, my land, my lover and my confidant-RMB.

Funny sentence about the group owner 3 1. Why not savor it with your heart? Stay and listen to the rain? Is there another one from Ao Shuang in the chrysanthemum? What about the artistic conception? In the city, there are bustling high-rise buildings; In the countryside, there are small bridges, flowing water, wheat waves and frogs. This is optimism, this is happiness.

2. Students' view of happiness is a simple smile from their parents, a compliment from their teachers and an envious look from their friends, all of which are enough to make them happy for a day; Breaking through a difficult problem and solving the contradiction between friends, a small activity becomes a kind of hard-to-buy happiness.

I often think that my previous life must have been a sunflower, living happily in the sun, growing happily in the sun every day, watching birds singing happy songs and flying freely overhead. Otherwise, how can you like the sunshine and warmth like that? I long for a sunflower-like life, so I simply grew up in the sun. As long as there is sunshine, I can hold my head high and smile happily at the sky.

People living in two different environments have different desires for happiness. Happiness comes from hands, and sweat is the proof of happiness. No one disagrees with the happiness created by hands and can get the greatest satisfaction. The process of obtaining happiness is hard. Lazy people will not get happiness. On the contrary, those who make unremitting efforts and dare to struggle will eventually be happy.

In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

6. Happiness is success again and again, and it is shared again and again.

7. Happiness is a gentle greeting and a timely encouragement.

8. Happiness is a cup of boiled water and a cup of strong tea.

9. Even if God didn't give me anything, at least I still have strength.

10. The terrible thing is not letting go. The scary thing is, when I say let go, I hold on tighter.

1 1. Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. If you want to pick it, you must have courage.

12. Happiness is a deep comfort in pain and a meaningful teaching in loss.

13. Because of God's love, I can learn to love everything in this world.

14. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

15. Only peach blossoms will bloom in the spring breeze, camels will know how to long for oases, and the same birds can fly together.

16. When we grow up, we are no longer naive, the fog clears and everything becomes real and far away. Some people are still here, and some people don't know what to do.

17. As long as you really love each other and work hard for your happy life, then eternal love is around you.

18. No matter how deep love is, it can't stand the gossip of others. A word? Thank you, I love you! ? More than a thousand words to decorate a guilty heart.

19. There is always someone who can beat you with a smile.

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20. Don't make promises to others easily, because only those who listen will remember a lot.

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