Say something dark.

1, "The bearer didn't even bother to sweep his eyes. He just passed him and walked towards Zhan Zhan." Did you pass? "ZhanZhan said," I'm here to deliver food. ""... where is the rice? " "In the bucket." "Where is the bucket? "He looked around." In front of me. ""... "Zhan Zhan looked back casually. -shortbread "Look at the domineering side leakage"

2. "The happiest thing in the world is that a beautiful woman falls into the water in front of her eyes and feasts her eyes on it, but she can wear clothes and go to the fire together. If a beautiful woman catches a cold because of this, she can also be greeted on her sickbed to wait on soup and tea, and be attentive. Why are you worried that her heart is not on me? I am not a fool, why should I miss such a good opportunity? " - "

Let's play a game. Voluntary.

You asked me why I always stayed with you and never gave up. Why is he so kind to you? I'll give you whatever you want. Because, dad loves you.

Bai Weiwei nodded and forced herself to take her eyes off the paws of the little panda and fall on the face of the little gourd baby who had been watching the drama. The little gourd coughed twice: "Oh, I suddenly feel so sleepy, Jing Ye, I ... Ah, what are you doing ..." Before the little gourd baby was proud, Rong reached out and picked him up. "Ah, ah, ah ..." With a series of screams, the little gourd baby with a white parabola was directly smashed into the distant Purple Rain Mountain with a loud noise, followed by the roar of two real lions. Many monks who besieged the real lion didn't react. What happened was blown up again. Tang Wan was stunned: "Xiao Bai ... What are you ..." "Open the way." -Tang Guo's "Go against the sky and be frivolous"

6. Yang Wei? "On the whole sneer at a way, stand stand hand:" I'm sorry, I really don't know who Yang Wei is. However, since scum like you can also be on the list, I think that genius list should be changed to a bear list. " "Little bitch, you, how dare you talk to me like this! I Yang Wei will let you know my strength! " Yang Wei shouted angrily. But despite the storm in the city, the wind is light and the clouds are light, I still spit out a sentence that makes people angry and doesn't want to die. "Yang Wei? Aunt's' milk' and' milk' today will make you impotent! "-Moe Meow's" Abandoning a Mad Wife: The Best of the Seven Ladies "

7. Tell you a joke about me and I'll kill you if you laugh.

8. The flowers bloom differently, and the flowers fall differently. Ask acacia, when flowers bloom and fall. Tie the grass together and you will know the sound. Spring sorrow is broken, and spring birds mourn again. The wind and flowers will grow old, and the courtesy will return. If you are not United, you will be United. Xiaoqi, the love between you and me broke off today, so it's time to leave no trace. Our feelings can stay in history, but not in Chu Jiang Deng Hua's life, which is accompanied by hands. -Wu Jiage-Wu Jiage's A Promise: The First Beauty

9. I know you. You must be the student who just graduated from a mental hospital! What a talent to have such an achievement at such a young age!

10, "What do you mean", "Morality" and "I haven't heard of it" —— An Introduction to Hua Xu by Tang Qigongzi

1 1, Cui Hua, I know you are beautiful, but you don't have to come here to charm me.

12, "Commander He speaks kindly!" He took a bite of the food: "The soldiers who died in Huangjiawan each had a coffin, and each coffin was nailed with a living yellow flower girl. The commander said that soldiers lost their lives at a young age, each with a girl, and when they arrived in the underworld, they were accompanied-do you think there are such good officers in China? " Clap your hands: "No wow!" -The cruel romance of the Nile

13,' I saw their hearts clearly, it was too dark to get close.' You don't want to talk outside, don't have so many excuses.

14, you have been walking in the Jianghu for so many years, and you have always relied on your face to defend yourself-Gu Yi's Sina Weibo.

15, can I take my silk shoes to your face on the wall? -Mud yolk "When the starting point men wear gold and Jiang Wen"

A word with a poisonous tongue and a black belly

1. The sedimentary material contains twice the concentration of oil, which disfigures Uncle McDonald.

2. It's worse than chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

3. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

4. Don't look at me! You see, I will make me feel superior!

Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

7. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

8. Please see clearly what goods you are talking about.

9. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

10. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people soak it every day.

1 1. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

12. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage.

13. the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of their ancestors who were humiliated.

14. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

15. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

16. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

17. Kindergarten-level high school students have congenital Mongolian disease in frog head.

18. raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise you orcs.

Soft and cute, black and arrogant, cold and overbearing, tell me about it.

1, you have the power to force me, and I have the power to kill you.

At this age, it is too early to say love, and at this age, it is too early to say forever.

3, no longer live quietly, I want to restart my pride.

I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.

5, generous play, safe love.

I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

7. Sisters are like brothers, and men are like clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

8. The country has finished, not waited.

9. Write down your last words, and sing the worship of our crazy love.

10, I don't believe in fate, I only believe in playing with my hands.

1 1. If you can't forget it, forget it. If you can't, do it.

12, girlfriends, girlfriends, two lovers.

13, it is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

14, lucky life, can't live like a person.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

16, why not?

17, no matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

18, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

19, although I have no enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

20. When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

2 1, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

One day, my name will be on your household registration book, so you can't be your wife's stepmother.

I want you to know that I am beginning to love you, and you have no right to refuse.

25, ask what the world is, but everything has its vanquisher.

26. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

27. Don't tell your sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

28, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains that have not been turned over, rivers that have not been crossed, dragons that have not been killed, and handsome guys that have not been soaked.

29. Since you are a man, don't provoke other women.

30, put away your ambiguity and take him away.

3 1, your brain is not filled with brain pulp but with soybean milk.

32. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

33. Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish. It is not an exaggeration to say that they have mastered themselves.

Don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!

35. You look "Please come and scold me".

36. Don't think that because you are tall, your sister will look up to you.

37. Don't talk to your sister about feelings. You are not the person I want to talk about.

38. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't always let Russia help you. Russia is not that great.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

40. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

4 1, don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

42. Brother, I have something to say to my buddy. Although he is not easy to mix, he can get you a knife!

43. When you come out to mix, you always have to return the keywords. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

44. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely …

45. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and doesn't touch my sister.

46, you kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

47. Men are nothing, but sisters are king.

48. Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.

49. Either live well or die quickly!

50. Why do men need divorce certificates when they are reliable?

Classic Quotations of Elegant Poisonous Tongue and Black Belly

1, girl, be smart. If you open your heart to others, maybe others will think you smell of blood.

2. I'd rather let others think I'm a Transformers, and I never tire of doing anything. I don't want others to see me sad, tired, down and lost.

If you are not blind, your ears don't know me.

4. Best friends, right? Remember to tell me when you betray me one day.

5. Cover up your blood boiling and try to get close to others with indifference that keeps people away.

What an ironic sentence. I'm waiting for you. Do you think I'll go back? number

I really hate people who think they are telling the truth.

8. Don't say "Actually, you are fine" to me when we break up, so you still dumped me.

9. Don't love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

10 when we remove stumbling blocks under the frame of others, we may just be paving the way for ourselves.

1 1, there are many helplessness in life, but everyone must learn to grow.

12, whatever you want, I won't look at you again.

13, what are you proud of? I can't let go of this relationship, not you.

14, he just made fun of it casually, but you thought of the sunset glow of growing old together.

15, a person can live innocently and simply, and must be guarded by countless people around him at a greater cost.

16, swearing is just a language auxiliary word used to help me vent my emotions, which has nothing to do with my quality.

17. Some boys don't even know what a girl's personality is like. Just look at a photo and say whether you like it or not. It's called buying food.

18, life is like a poem. Everyone has his own metaphor. Don't define me if you don't understand me. I never asked you to be my' confidant'.

19, some people are lucky, I think you can tell you directly, some people are unlucky, I think you can only switch to listening to music and drinking at night.

20. How does it feel for a son to propose to his father? Father said, that is, delete all the music in your mobile phone, leaving only the favorite one, and then endless cycle, from like to tired to habit.