Tell me the joke English just now.

Linda: Mom, wake up, wake up!

Mom: Ah, what's the matter?

Linde: Mom, it's time to take sleeping pills.

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I ran into the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's good. Who is fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

Time-money

When the taxi stopped abruptly at the traffic lights, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that time is money?"

"Well, this is a very common saying. Who cares so much about that? " The driver replied.

"Look, the car has stopped and the numbers on the meter are still running," I pointed to the meter.

"Oh, yes. I think you’ve put your finger on it. In this case, time is money for both of us. " The driver added.

Not every flower symbolizes love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can. Not every pig can read short messages, but you can. Congratulations!