The latest sketch script (3 females/kloc-0 males)

The language of our motherland is rich and colorful. B: Yes! A: The language of our motherland is infinite. B: Yes! A: In terms of language, we are better than Fang. How? A: One is a doctoral student in a university, and the other is a repeat student in senior one. B: What kind of metaphor is this? ..... okay, okay, okay. Then I will ask you for advice. A: (proudly) You're welcome! Look at her posturing ... Listen-(C and D run on stage) C: (Old dialect) Say something, you can't recognize it, you can't recognize it! CD: (see AB) In Zini, in Zini, in Zini! What are you two doing here? C: (Sichuan dialect) We didn't come here to make trouble, but we heard from those people over there. There is a language expert on the straight side. D: (Gejiu dialect) Nie Fen in the sky knows half, and Nie Fen in the underground knows half. Where's Dr. Effin? CD: (Gejiu Dialect) Come to Zhini and ask language questions. Two children, pay attention to your language. CD: Mandarin? Answer: "Write standard words and speak Mandarin" is written on the wall over there in your school. Don't you see, two children? CD: (Dialect) buy buy! Jenny is like a language expert! A: The language used by the two children just now is called "an old saying". CD: What should I give? A: Gejiu dialect is a local dialect influenced by Shayou dialect. CD: ("Color" Mandarin) Ha, straight back, we only speak straight root Mandarin, not Eggen dialect. What do you want? A: It is called "Color Mandarin" and "Majie Mandarin". You two are really showing our jokes to language experts. Are you a language expert? A: Yes. You're a language expert? A: That's right! C: OK, listen to this-CD: ("hani language" tone) "Red River People's Broadcasting Station, Coro Coroni just rang, it's not Beijing time, it's a microphone …" A: What are you talking about! C: (hani language) "Sazhi Haaramo Des, Ai Cao Hai Wa Zuo." This is hani language of the Hani nationality. This is a beautiful campus, where we study and study. CD: (Dialect) buy buy! Jenny is like a root linguist, or a "sea" Nigerian linguist! Hello! Speak dialect again! A: Well, let's have a "word PK contest" to see who uses vivid, clever and interesting words. BCD: PK is PK, I'm not afraid you are a language expert! -Yeah! A: OK, listen to this-Jinhu Square and Cultural Square, crowded with people, very lively! BCD: Jinnan Road and Renmin Road are decorated with colored lights! A: Looking east, it's Laoyinshan-BCD: So what? A: Old Yinshan Mountain stands tall and magnificent! BC: Look west, it's old yangshan-A: What's the matter? BC: There is a cow dung slope on Laoyang Mountain ... A: How about it? D: There is a lot of cow dung on the cow dung slope. ABC: Hi! What are you talking about? A: Please come again. I look (proud)-dignified, delicate and graceful. BCD: Bah! What a peacock! B: Let's just say that I have good facial features-my nose is my nose and my eyes are my eyes. Nonsense, the nose is the eyes, and the eyes are the nose-monster! C: Let's just say that I am an outstanding person. I sing like-Abd: Toad! What toad? Anglenala! Hi! C: I'm slim and elegant. I dance like-Abd: The blind touch the elephant! C: What blind people touch elephants! It is as proud as a peacock! No shame! A: Walking into Gejiu No.2 Middle School, the trees are shaded, the grass is flourishing, and the four characters on the green lawn are: self-improvement. BCD: OK! B: Teacher-tireless. In the classroom-this book is very loud. Between classes-ghosts cry and wolves howl. ABC: Hey, this is too much! The teacher said my composition was very organized. The teacher said my composition was very creative. C: The teacher said that my composition-gold will not change. Ab: Hey, don't change any gold, don't look for nothing! The teacher said my composition (crying) ... Today is the school anniversary, children. Okay, why are you crying? D: The teacher said my composition-the handwriting is dazzling and illegible, which is simply-ABC: What is it? D: "Modern Oracle Bone Inscriptions"! ABC: Hi! D: Also said-incoherent, bull's head is not right! This article is transferred from ABC: What else? D: making things up, confusing logic! ABC: oh! D: What is the most irritating thing-ABC: What is the most irritating thing? D: Call me Sister Zhang Fei! ABC: Who is Sister Zhang Fei? D: fly on the grass! ABC: Anything else? D: He also said that he would give a birthday present to Zhang Fei's sister. ABC: What birthday present? D: Copy 300 Tang poems! ABC: Oh? Then why /D: Why? -(dialect) I can't recognize it, I can't recognize it ... ABC: (dialect) I can't recognize it, I can't recognize it, your machine can't recognize it, your machine can't recognize it ...