Hate to marry a joke

Let's describe the living conditions of middle-aged women first! 1. Stay-at-home mom: Life is just endless meals, endless houses, endless clothes, and people are always disgusted with doing nothing at home. The child is my business, and so is the child's cold. It is my business to forget to pay the water bill at home. I don't know what the meaning of my existence is. Free full-time nanny?

Second, working mothers: go home from work to accompany their children to do homework, and work 16 hours every day. There are hundreds of wechat messages on my mobile phone. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. Every day is like a machine. I want to have a good rest. My children are becoming more and more disobedient, their clothes are littered and their studies are not good. I have no right to accuse my mother-in-law.

Third, middle-aged leftover women: in their thirties, they really want to get married and have children. The younger one is immature and has no money. Older people have children, which is a burden. People of the same age are either married or sick. It's really hard!

Describe the consequences of flirting with them! 1. Full-time mother: It is said that middle-aged women are more rational and will not be easily attracted. You are wrong. Middle-aged women are best attracted. She was covered in injuries and her internal organs were broken. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is hard to have an elder sister-in-law. If you send her a rose, you can easily win her heart and give her a little love!

But do you know what the consequences are? She will only enjoy being with you, not like a moth to a fire. In her mind, family is more important. Even if she wants to leave 10,000 times, she won't really leave!

Second, working mothers: working mothers really don't have time to fall in love with you. There are too many things bothering her. Children, work, family, even have no time to look at mobile phones. How can they have time to chat with you? So give it up. This kind of woman can either give up her family and run away with you, or she can't get it unless you are excellent, just like a congratulatory letter!

Third, middle-aged leftover women: I advise you not to touch this kind of woman. Do you know what "touching a bag" means? She will haunt you. I don't care if you love me or not, I will be with you. I want to get married, have children and have a home!

I am in my thirties, and I hate getting married. Especially married people must pay attention. If you have a wife and children, you can play outside, you can make any noise, and the leftover women can't touch them. She broke the jar and broke it, which could easily ruin your family!

Summary: It is said that middle-aged men are not as good as dogs. In fact, middle-aged women are not much better. I don't quite understand my mother. Why do I have to work as soon as I cook? I peeled garlic, onions and potatoes. Now that I'm her, I know why. Because she is so lonely, I hope someone in the kitchen will accompany her and cook with her!

Just like jiaozi in the early years, we chopped dumpling stuffing, mixed dough, rolled dumpling skins, wrapped them in jiaozi, and finally cooked them and invited them to eat. Jiaozi wrapped by one person is not delicious. If someone is willing to package jiaozi with me, I think I can do it in minutes. I really need such love and care!