Pre-class games about jokes

At the class New Year's party, an interesting game. (It is better for two or more people to cooperate) Our class has played before.

Remember numbers: write a long list of numbers and distribute them to each group, leaving only ten seconds for them to remember, which is a test of teamwork.

You don't need to explain more than I thought. It is best for several people to pass it together, and the final answer is very funny.

Who is undercover? The game of Happy Camp. When we play this game, all the teachers come to play.

Draw faces. Draw two faces on the blackboard. As long as there are four people on the outline, each of them is a group of two. One is blindfolded and the other is in command. Let's see which team finishes drawing first, and the best one wins.

These games are all played by us, and the atmosphere is very good. Hope to adopt.

Urgent! 20 1 1 The class hosted a speech at the New Year's Eve party. Two people. It's better to be the funny opening remarks of the host on 20 10 New Year's Day.

preface

A: Leaders.

Dear teachers and classmates.

Happy new year, everyone.

AB off: new ringtone

CD-ROM: New Year

New blessing

Together: new expectations

A: The year of A:20 10 gradually faded away in the joy of success and harvest.

B: The bell of B: 2010 is about to ring.

C: Looking back, we are filled with lofty sentiments.

Looking ahead, we have a great responsibility.

In order to light a beautiful dream, let's light the candlelight of the New Year together.

F: Keep the candlelight constant and the light will last forever.

A: I send you a thousand blessings, and there are thousands of words in them.

B: Send you 10,000 prayers, which contain my sparkling cups.

C: Let laughter accompany you. The name of smile is brilliant.

D: Let the warmth accompany you. The warm name is forever.

My blessing floats in the long wind, like a song and a dream.

F: My prayers float in the snowflakes, like poems.

A: No sleep tonight.

I have a dream tonight.

Let's hold hands.

Let's shoulder to shoulder.

Let's jump.

F: Let's sing.

Man: Singing Spring.

Women's Peace: Singing the Future

All Peace: Singing Brilliant Beijing

(conclusion)

A: Come often. Let me knit it for you.

Let me weave for you with the golden thread of youth.

Let me weave you with fervent faith.

Weave into gorgeous years

E: weaving into a dream time

F: Let's live like this. I will move forward happily in my life.

Let me say Happy New Year. Look at the snowflakes flying and the flowers flooding.

B: Let the past days be like running water, and the future days be like dawn.

C: May your harvest be in the rain.

May your good news spread with the wind.

I bless you in the sun.

F: I pray for you in the moonlight.

Year after year, year after year.

A: Leaders.

Dear teachers and classmates.

H: goodbye.

Talk about a crosstalk host or crosstalk at the class New Year's Eve party.

Online answer, a small play of a three-person New Year's Eve party should be super funny! With love

Characters in the play:

Boy A: XX, a college student from the northeast, just lost his wallet.

Boy B: XX, a college student, is also from the Northeast.

Boy C: XX college students.

Girl A: Same as above.

Girl B: Same as above.

Girl C: Same as above.

singer

thief

Scene:

The sign of the public telephone booth in the center of the stage.

Draw the curtains

(Music "Sky of Destiny" rings)

The singer played the guitar and stood in front of the telephone booth in the center of the stage.

Role-play passers-by, get on and off the stage.

The singer sang while playing. )

The music stopped and the lights were dim.

light

(Man A gets on the bus, walks uneasily to the phone booth, puts in a coin and dials)

Man A: Hey, Mom, it's me. I ... I lost my wallet. I ... for a moment, I didn't notice, and it was gone. ...

(Man B continues, waiting for the call)

Man A: Hey, then, then send it to me. Come on. My address is * * Apartment in * * Campus of * * University ... Hello, hello ... (The phone is disconnected, so I hang up the receiver helplessly).

Man b: classmate, can I make a phone call first?

Man A: OK ... OK.

Man B: (picks up the phone, puts in a coin and dials) Hello, Lao Zhang, is it a party? (looking at his watch) OK, 4: 30. I'll be right there. Hey, hey, all right, see you later. (Hang up and turn around)

Man A: (Stop) Hey!

Man B: (turning around) What's the matter, classmate?

Man A: I ... (squatting on the ground in dismay) I lost my wallet.

Man B: Judging from your accent, we seem to be fellow villagers.

Man A: Huh? Are you from the northeast?

Man B: Yes, what's wrong with you?

Man A: I lost my wallet. I called home and asked my mother to send me money, but this phone call ...

Man B: (wallet) Let me lend it to you.

Man A: That's ... that's not ashamed.

Man B: What's the big deal? No one will find it difficult to go out.

Man A: Thank you very much. (On the phone) Hey, mom, hey, I just ran out of money, and a hometown will lend me money to call me. Hey, the address is * * Apartment in * * Campus of * * University. Hey, okay, okay, come on. (hangs up) Thank you.

Man B (laughs) You're welcome. Hey, by the way, I'm going to a hometown party. Come on, I'll take you to meet more people.

Man A: Isn't that good?

Man B: They are all fellow villagers. Let's leave now.

(Party A and Party B set out)

The lights are dim and the music continues to play.

The lights are on and the music is fading.

On the female armor, she covered her head and ran to the telephone booth to hide from the rain, wiping the water with her hands.

Woman A: (on the phone) Hey, it's raining. Ah, I'm outside. Why didn't you pick me up? Ah, no? Really not? It's raining outside. Oh, forget it. Hey, you can invite me to dinner later. (hangs up)

(men's c umbrella)

Man C: Classmate, can I make a phone call?

Woman A: (hesitates) Oh, then you can call. (out of the phone booth. Cover the rain with your hands)

Man C: (umbrella cover for two people) Please help me with my umbrella.

(Woman A holds an umbrella.

Man c entered the phone booth to make a phone call, but no one answered. Come out.

Woman A returns the umbrella to man C and enters the telephone booth again)

Man C: Where are you going?

Woman A: I want to go to the library.

Man C: What a coincidence! I want to go to the library, too. Why don't we go together?

Woman A: (hesitates) OK. Thank you.

(Two people under the same umbrella)

(The lights are dim.

Music continues to play)

(The light is on.

Music fades)

(female b goes on stage. Call)

Woman B: Hey ... guess (chuckle) ... idiot! ..... Give you another chance! ..... hehe ...

(Female C, seeing someone calling, waiting)

Woman B: ... What ... What are you doing? ... oh ... I won't sue-sue you! ... you're so smart ... not good

Woman C: (anxious) Classmate, can I make a phone call? …

Woman B: Ha ha ha ha. No, tell me a joke!

Female c: study together. Can we make a long story short?

Woman B: No, no, come on, tell me a joke … Oh … hahahahahaha, (suddenly serious) it's not funny at all! Tell me another one ... mm-hmm ... hahahaha (bent over with laughter)

Woman C: Classmate, (anxiously) this is a public phone.

Woman B: OK, OK, that's good.

Woman C: (impatient) I have something urgent!

Woman B: Ah, do you want to study? Here, I'll talk to you later. What? You asked me if I was busy, and I'm not busy. I'll talk to you later. I ... hello, hello, hello ... (The phone is disconnected, and I reluctantly hang up) Here, you call. (Go)

Woman C: (Today's telephone booth. Take your wallet off your mobile phone) classmate!

Woman B: (impatient) Why?

Woman C: Your wallet.

Woman B: (embarrassed) Thank you.

(Lights dim)

(Music continues to play, singer plays)

(Male A and Male B, shoulder to shoulder, chatting across the stage)

(Male C and female A, holding hands, spread out across the stage sweetly)

(Woman B and Woman C walk across the stage hand in hand)

The singer continued to sing, and the thief got on the bus and walked into the telephone booth. The singer looked at him and the thief pretended to pick up the phone.

Thief: Hey ...

The singer turns to continue singing, and the thief takes out his tools and starts to pry the phone. )

Thief: Hey, why is it so hard to get? ...

(Singer turns to look)

Thief: (pretending to call immediately) Ah, yes, that's very difficult. You must help me. ...

(The singer turned his head and continued to sing, while the thief continued to pry and simply broke off. )

Thief: (hard) Ouch, Ouch. ...

(The thief continues to pry, and the singer leans over to see him)

Thief: (crouching down and pretending to cover his stomach) Ouch, I have a stomachache ... Yes, a stomachache ... Ouch. ...

(Singer continues to sing)

The thief kept trying, only one coin rolled out of the phone and the thief picked it up.

Thief: (frustrated) Admire! (Put the coin on the ground, put it down)

The singer picks up the coin, turns around and plugs it into the phone. )

(The lights are dim and the music gradually stops)

(The light is on and the music continues)

(Male A and Male B). Female a and male c, female b and female c-come on stage one after another and gather around the phone booth, and female a enters the phone booth)

Woman A: (picks up the phone) Hey ... Why is there no sound? The phone is out of order. ...

(Everyone takes out their cell phones and makes phone calls)

Everyone: Hey! Is this a maintenance company?

(Everyone smiles at each other)

(Music continues, curtain falls)

Seek a small game suitable for the New Year's Eve party. These games are best played by one or two people, and there must be winners and losers. The copy stays the same. This game needs more people to participate. There are several people in each group (generally four or five people are appropriate). The first person sees the note that needs to be copied (it can be a sentence, an action or even an English word, which you can set according to the characteristics of your team), and then passes it to the end of the queue in turn without letting the third person know, to see which group is the fastest and most complete. The specific rules of the game can be customized, such as gesturing but not talking, or language assistance.

New year's party, funny programs, preferably sketches, sketches, Spring Festival party sketches, cross talk and the like. All is well

The best game for the New Year's Eve party in the class is 1, bubble gum.

The host called some people to the stage, preferably an odd number. Everyone is ready, the host shouted "bubble gum", and everyone should respond to "what to insist on" The host randomly thinks of a certain part of the body, and the people on the stage will touch each other. For example, if the host says that the left foot is the heart, then the people on the stage will touch the left foot in pairs. Those who can't find a companion are eliminated. When the number of people on the stage is even, the host should act as 1 person in it, so that the team will always remain odd. In the end, the remaining two won. Because the game is not technically and intellectually difficult, when the winner gets the prize, he can also make things a little more difficult, such as letting him stand on a chair to express a word (which can be his name) or letting him perform a program. Pay attention to this game. The body parts shouted by the host should be practical. If you accidentally shout out your upper lip, I'm afraid everyone will faint with laughter.

2. idioms solitaire

The name of this game is only used to confuse everyone, not really used for solitaire. Select a few young people to take the stage and let everyone write five idioms on paper first. Because the game is called idioms solitaire, people will consider how to connect idioms and whether the last word is easy or simple. After everyone finishes writing, let everyone read their idioms to the audience. Then let everyone add "when I first fell in love, when I got married, when I spent the night in my bridal chamber, after I got married, my extramarital affairs" before the five idioms, which becomes "when I first fell in love (the first idiom), when I got married (the second idiom), when I spent the night in my bridal chamber (the third idiom) and after I got married (the fourth idiom), my extramarital affairs. Sometimes the effect will be unexpectedly funny. On one occasion, that person wrote "up and down", which happened to be the third idiom. )

3. Two people tug of war

In pairs, stand back to back in the posture of riding a stake, then bend over and stretch out your hands from your crotch to hold each other's hands. Under the condition of staying still, use your own strength to let the other party move first. This game is limited to men, because the posture is not good, the number of participants is limited, and it is not suitable for the party activities of the unit.

Step 4 pass the hula hoop

This game needs more space and more people to participate, so I'm afraid it's not particularly suitable. A group of several people, hand in hand, form a closed circle and put a hula hoop on one of them. At the beginning of the game, each group moves at the same time. Under the condition that hands are not allowed, the hula hoop passes through everyone's body, and finally passes through one lap, and the first group to finish wins. Hula hoop should not be too big, otherwise it is too easy to cross, and it should not be too small for everyone to wear.

5. Straw transportation

Just like the previous game, several people should be grouped. Everyone has a straw in their mouth. The first person puts a key ring with a certain weight on the straw. At the beginning of the game, everyone can't touch the straw and key ring with their hands, but pass the key ring to the next person with a straw in their mouth until they reach the straw held by the last person.

6. Put your card on the table.

Choose a few glib people to participate in the game, and the host should prepare some words in advance. When the host says a word, people who want to participate in the game will say it again, such as "Happy New Year". Players should say "Happy New Year" immediately, and those who say it wrong or live fiercely will be eliminated. Start with three words, four words in the second round, five words in the third round, and so on. If there are more than five words, there are probably not many players.

7. Run with a balloon

This game is my own experience. In pairs, a man and a woman ran from the starting point to the finish line with balloons back to back. At the end, they will put the balloon on the chair and then sit and explode, and then return to the starting point and continue to hold the balloon. If the balloon hits the ground while running, the two of them have to start over from the starting point. At the same time, which group of balloons bursts the most wins. Generally, the task of exploding balloons is done by Mr. Wang. At this point, Ms. Wang should return to the starting point as soon as possible to prepare the balloon. When running, it is best for two people to hold together and hold the balloon all the time. This is an experience of mine.

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8. Golden Rooster Independence

It's really idioms solitaire this time. However, everyone who participates in the game should put a newspaper (or half a piece is enough) under their feet. When they can't get idioms within the specified time, they should fold the newspaper under their feet in half and stand up. The host opens another idiom for the people behind to pick up. Finally, some people will pick up idioms. Until the end, the person who puts his foot on the newspaper wins.

9. Smell the "song" dance

This topic is also thought of by smelling chickens dancing. In pairs, preferably a man and a woman. If a lady wants to sing, she must sing songs that the host has put forward specific requirements, such as the lyrics of animals and the word "spring". When a lady sings, her partner should dance according to the lyrics. Within the specified time, a group that can't think of a song is eliminated.

10, grab the bench

Rule: Don't talk when everyone is not playing well.

1 1, uncharacteristically.

Rule: The players on the field obey the order of the host and make the opposite action!

13, Bozhu

Rule: two people play on the field, both in a small basin, to see who has the most balls in the shortest time, who wins! (Small plastic pots, beads, paper cups, sanitary chopsticks)

14, occupy the position

Rules: After the start of the competition, six people from each team are required to stand on a newspaper together, and no part of each person's body is allowed to touch the ground. After success, the newspaper station tore off half and then tore off half until it failed. Finally, the team that can stand on the smallest newspaper in the best way wins. (newspaper)

15, three people crowded together

Rule: Every time 10 people take part in the activity, listen to the host's password "three people hold a group" in the music, and the participants can find two people to hold a group in the shortest time, so only one person will be eliminated! The host can shout the password according to the actual situation!

16, action cards

Rule: When two people compete on the field, one party makes an action first, the other party follows, plus a new action of its own, and so on! If you can't catch it, the Forgotten is out!

Thanks to two or more people who want to sing pop songs: Beijing welcomes you to love × love, and love all the time, which is popular all over the world.

The two chorus: Infernal Affairs, you are the most precious, and I need you now. As long as you fall in love, you have to love. You are a song in my heart.

Good intentions break up, there are lovers in the world.

Two people performed a program at the class's New Year's party. Is it handsome to play guitar or sing?

Funny opening remarks and closing remarks of four people at the class New Year's Eve party (opening remarks of senior one)

A: The New Year bell is about to ring, and the wheel of time has left a deep impression. With the warm sunshine and joy in winter, New Year's Day in 2006 came as scheduled.

B: The New Year brings us closer to growing up.

The New Year has dyed our happy life red.

B: The New Year allows us to catch the four seasons.

The New Year gives us a deep thought about life.

B: At this moment, we have already felt the breath of spring.

A: Today, we are gathered here to enjoy the joy brought by fate and enjoy this wonderful time.

B: Today, we gather here to feel the true feelings and melt the ice and snow with love.

Today, we are gathered here to open your heart and release your * * *

B: Today, we are gathered here, which will become an ocean of joy and make happiness resound through the sky.

Today, we gather together to sing and dance.

B: Today, we are filled with emotion.

Today, we send our blessings.

B: with wishes and entrustment.

A: The long-buried expectation has turned into the joy of meeting today.

Look, the sun is shining. That's the gorgeous color of the New Year.

A: Listen, Jin Zhong Lang Lang, this is the moving melody of the New Year.

In the festival with flowing poems and paintings, you are invited to celebrate a happy festival together. * * * * * The 2006 New Year's Day get-together begins now.

Concluding remarks

A: Although we can't stop the passage of time, we can control our mood.

B: Beautiful flowers wish you a happy holiday; The flickering candlelight wishes you peace and happiness.

A: I miss Qian Qian's best wishes. In this festival full of joy, I wish to string together a poem to form a melody and open a warm heart.

B: Warm breath, quiet atmosphere and comfortable rest weave into your happy life.

A: May you greet youth and fire years with a smile.

May the dreamy flowers and green leaves in the world accompany your warm memories forever.

May my blessing bloom like a small flower in a warm season and decorate your festival.

B: Today's gathering shows that we are a dynamic and future-oriented group.

A: Here, there are hard-working gardeners who work silently, and there are also hard-working students.

B: Here, it smells of ink and is beating the pulse of youth.

A: Here, we have a passion for life and a desire for the future.

Because we always believe that tomorrow will be better.

Today's party is over. Once again, I wish you all a happy New Year, all the best and all your wishes come true.

Announce the curtain call one by one, such as (please enjoy the performance of a class in a certain grade+++). As long as you say it, you can organize your own language and host your own characteristics! Please give me some.