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Simple English jokes
1. Wife: Look. According to the statistics in the newspaper, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcoholic beverages.
Husband: Never mind. According to my investigation, all people eat.
Wife: Look at this newspaper. According to statistics, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband: What's the matter? According to my investigation, 100% people who died of liver cancer eat it.
2. "Sorry, the seat you are sitting in is mine."
"You? Can you prove it? "
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"Sorry, you took my seat."
"Your position? Can you make it clear? "
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream in my place."
3. "I had an operation," a man said to his friend. "The doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" Does the friend say it hurts? "
"No, but I'm always thirsty!"
A man said to his friend, I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation. ?
? That's terrible! ? The friend said:? Do you feel pain?
? No, but I always feel thirsty. ?
A conductor was about to signal the train to start when he saw a beautiful girl standing by an open door on the platform, talking to another beautiful girl in the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" He shouted. "Please close the door!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she replied.
"Please close the door," the guard shouted. "I'll take care of the rest."
A conductor had just signaled the train to start when he saw a beautiful girl standing by an open carriage door on the platform, talking to another beautiful girl in the carriage.
? Hurry up, miss! ? He shouted:? Please close the door. ?
? Oh, I haven't kissed my sister goodbye yet. ? She replied.
? Would you please close the door? The conductor said, I'll take care of the rest. ?
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