24 funny copywriting sentences suitable for friends circle.

I heard that one thing changes one thing, so can I exchange money for my acne? Being fat is ok.

The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, and when you bite it, you know it is a piece of ginger.

The so-called high cold is actually a person's poor hearing, slow response and poor eyesight.

It doesn't matter that I have a bad temper, make a joke, look good and have a good temper.

5. Our family has

Three mines. Door frame, window frame, eye socket, would you like to stay with me?

6. Good-looking people can be called foodies. What is not good-looking can only be called gits!

7. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Nine. If you

Everywhere I hit a wall, I always feel that my fate is unfair. Then I suggest you buy more mirrors and take care of everything, so that you will understand a lot.

X. and the goddess confessed on the mobile phone, and the goddess replied: "It has been hacked. If I have the opportunity to contact the drift bottle, I will consider it when I contact it. " 1 1. It's the tourist season again. If the monthly income is below 1 10,000, please choose domestic tour; Monthly income is lower than

Five thousand, please choose to travel in the province; If the monthly income is less than two thousand, please choose sleepwalking!

12. Do you blame me for being single? If I hadn't met an active hairdresser, I would have had a girlfriend. Maybe my children can accompany me to eat instant noodles and play games.

13. "The world is so big. I want to go out and have a look! " "The wallet is so small, how much can I see?"

14. Some people say that social phobia comes from low income, but most people's social phobia comes from high income!

15. Go to the toilet before going to bed. When you come back, you can't sleep in bed and play with your mobile phone for a while. I am sleepy and want to go to the toilet. When you come back, you can play with your mobile phone for a while, and then cycle endlessly until your mobile phone hits your face.

16. Many people who can't find someone like to blame others. Fat chef, ugly barber!

17. You have gained weight again, which is good. There is another circle where I can like you.

18. Every shopping festival, I buy a batch of artificial limbs and sell them in my circle of friends. None of them were sold, you liars!

19. Be nice to your husband. Because if one day you lie in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who controls your fate. Only your husband has the right to sign, continue to rescue or give up treatment!

20. As long as you feel that you owe money to others and can't remember who you owe it to, you owe it to me!

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22. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you? Cast a large net. Selective fishing. Congratulations on your release!

23. Your complexity

Five senses. Can't hide your simple IQ!

24. When someone hates me, I will reflect on myself first. Am I too kind and cute to make people jealous?