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How do science and engineering men achieve "love counterattack"?

But after this excitement, science and engineering men often return to the state of "home". In some science and engineering colleges, there are fewer girls, which makes most science and engineering men have no chance to display their love offensive, and being single has become the normal state of life; Even a tech man with a girlfriend is often described as dull and boring, and his love state is "in jeopardy" ... The cutest tech man is rarely a cartoon of "the cutest tech man" circulating on the Internet recently. The image of science and technology man in comics: bangs are short or no bangs, in short, the hairstyle is refreshing; Wearing glasses is actually like a passerby. It will still look clean and pleasing to the eye when it is taken off. Facial paralysis, but not indifference; Dress in black, blue and gray, low-key but not rustic; Carrying a messenger bag in class; Less nonsense, good at cold jokes; Don't like literature, just like data; Good at analysis, there are crazy things to study; I have been hanging out with boys for a long time and don't often talk to girls; Although I know a lot of knowledge, I am stupid in terms of girls; On the contrary, it is particularly rude to the person you like, but it inadvertently shows a gentle side; Romance belongs to science and engineering students, which is probably to fix everything ... There are not many natural science and engineering men's standards to turn over girls. In our traditional impression, science and engineering boys are in the "monk class", obsessed with game technology houses, and do not understand romance and emotional appeal, so it is inevitable that they will encounter various obstacles in love. In the eyes of girls in science and engineering schools, science and engineering boys are simply embarrassed! Jamlom, a girl studying at South China University of Technology, believes that the science and engineering men around him are typical "one track-minded", only knowing that they don't know how to accompany their girlfriends in the lab, and they are more nervous than girls in love; The skill of chasing girls is poor. "I once participated in a competition and specialized my makeup tray. On the way back, a boy accosted me, but the way he accosted me was stupid. He asked me for a long time how nice my hairstyle was. All the topics revolve around my hairstyle. Finally, when he asked me for my phone number, I gave him my stylist's phone number directly. " In addition, Jamlom thinks that science and engineering men are "putting on an act". When pursuing girls, he always forces girls to speak first, but he still pretends to be reserved. "They don't want to die until they see the Yellow River and don't want to express their feelings until they see the coffin. Once there was a science and engineering boy who chased me and harassed me regularly every day after asking for my Q number. When I ignored him, he texted, called if he didn't reply, and ran downstairs to call someone if he didn't answer the phone. When I finally had no words to compromise, he inexplicably said,' We are strangers, relax …' First, the communication barrier made a joke. Science and engineering boys often bury themselves in their majors and don't know much about the world of girls, so communication barriers often occur between lovers. "Li Xiao Shao Mai" is a liberal arts woman in the Department of Foreign Languages, and her current husband Daxian is a typical science and engineering man in the Department of Architecture. Their communication often makes Li Xiaomai laugh and cry. "For example, he never knew Chinese Valentine's Day, saying I made it up. For example, he called all my skin care products' cosmetics' and said that I make up in front of my friends every day. " What's more, Li Xiaoshao received a laptop from Daxian for three consecutive birthdays. She said to him weakly, "It's commendable to give gifts, but can you stop giving electronic products all the time?" Daxian seriously thought about this sentence. So she waited for the next gift with anticipation. As a result, he stole a piece of plasticine for her from the school model room, which was still khaki ... In addition, a boy from South China University of Technology met his favorite girl in the library, so he tried his best to find out the contact information, class and many other related information of the girl. In short, he did his homework, but he didn't have the courage to get to know her. Although his friends encouraged him a lot, he said shyly. After some setbacks, many science and engineering men also made some summaries and changes. In fact, most of them don't think that they are inferior to liberal arts men in love, and they can also be "full of romance". Until these preliminary work