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The Original Text and Translation of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio: Flower Girl
An Youyu, a gongsheng in Shaanxi Province, spends a lot of money and likes to set free. He will not hesitate to buy and set free when he sees hunters. I will attend my uncle's funeral and help him. Returning home at dusk, passing by Hua Yue, wandering in the valley, I was terrified. A stone's throw away, I suddenly saw the light and rushed to it. In the inventory of martial arts, I saw an old man, bent and dragging his staff, sprinting obliquely. When you stop, you want to ask, who should you admire first Ann told me that she was lost, and that the place where the light was on must be a mountain village, so the voting stopped. Hey:? This is not a happy town. Fortunately, the old man can come, but he can walk, and the cottage can stay. ? An Dayue, from the line, saw the village. When you buckle Fei Jing, you come out and open the door. Lang Zi is here? Hey:? No?
If you go in, you will leave the house. When you light a lamp to promote sitting, you are ordered to eat with everything. Also called Yu:? This is not him, but my benefactor. If a woman can't walk, call the flower girl to drink. ? The Russian girl squatted in, stood aside and looked sideways. If you look safe, you will look like a fairy. Lingwei wine. There is a coal stove in the west corner of the room. The girl went into the room to stir the fire. Ann asked:? Who is this woman? A cloud:? Lao Zhang's surname. This girl has been 70 years. There are few servants in the family, and you are not others, so you dare to marry and look after your son. Fortunately, I don't cry. ? Ann asked:? What is your family? Answer:? Not yet. ? Ann praised his reason and said it was unacceptable. With a whoosh, Qian Fang suddenly heard the girl scream. When you rush in, the wine will boil. Sue is the only way to save. Boss, I don't know! ? Looking back, I saw a heart stuck in the nut beside the stove, and I said, Hair fluffy, cut like a baby! ? Hold on to one:? Greed for this profession makes the wine boil. The respect of a gentleman is not ashamed to die! ? Be careful, make eyebrows and robes, and do it very accurately. Like:? Although it is a joke, it is also a wise heart. ?
When considering moving, women often come to drink and smile. They are not shy. Pay attention to your mood. Suddenly I heard a whimper and left. When no one was around, she said: Seeing the fairy's face made me lose my soul. How about going through a matchmaker? A woman holds the pot to the fire, and if she doesn't hear it, she asks the wrong question again and again. Life gradually entered the room, and the woman stood up with a stern expression. What it would be like to be a madman! ? Growth kneels and mourns it. Women have to come to the door, and violence should be concealed. . The woman trembled and screamed and rushed into the question. Let go of your hand and come out, you will feel ashamed and afraid. The woman calmly said to her father:? The wine is boiling again. Unless Lang Jun comes, the pot will have melted. ? When you hear a woman's words, your heart will be safe and you will benefit from it. Soul upside down, lost and recovered. So the fake wine left, and so did the woman. Make the mattress and close the door.
Sleepless, awake, say goodbye. At home, it is those who have made good friends who build houses and apply for jobs, and they return all day long, but they don't get their Curie. Then Ann ordered his servant to find his way. At the end of the cliff, there is no village. I visited the neighborhood, and this surname is rare. Return disappointed, forget all about eating and sleeping. As a result, you have syncope. If you spit soup and porridge, you will vomit. I want to throw up, and I need to call my aunt when I am confused. The family is puzzled, but it is surrounded by it all night, and the momentum is dangerous. One night, the guard was sleepy, sleepy, blindfolded and felt that someone was carrying him. As long as you open your eyes, Flower Girl will stand under the bed and she will feel awake. Familiar girl, I shed tears. The woman cocked her head and smiled. How did that idiot get here? Nye climbed onto the sofa, sat on her lap, and put her hand on her temple. Anjue's brain musk deer smells strange, wearing a nose to suck bones. Press it for a few minutes, and suddenly I feel sweaty and gradually reach my limbs. Small language:? There are many people in the room, so I can't live in it. Meet again in three days. ? In embroidery, a few steamed cakes were put on the bed and left quietly. It's midnight. I've been thinking about food, and I've vomited all the cakes. I don't know what I expected, but it was sweet, so I made three pieces. Covering the cake with clothes, I fell asleep and woke up at dawn, relieved. After eating bread for three days, you will feel refreshed, which is to dissolve your family. I was afraid that the girl could not get in the door and slipped out of the lent court, so I took off my button.
Several women arrived and said with a smile: Chihiro! No thanks to the witch? Anxiety, preparation, love and even. It has been said: My concubine risked her life, so I came to repay her kindness. Harp and harp really can't be harmonious forever, but I'm glad I didn't figure it out earlier. ? Ann was silent for a long time and asked. Samui's life, where is it old with your family? I really don't remember. ? Women don't talk, it's a cloud: Think for yourself. ? Be solid and seek eternal goodness. Woman:? It is impossible to run at night, nor can it be a harmonious couple. ? An Wenwen, embarrassed and sad. Woman:? If you want harmony, please come to my house tomorrow night. ? Anna accepted the sadness and asked. The road is long and the steps are slim. Why can you come? Say: My concubine hasn't come back yet. Dong Tou is deaf to my aunt. Because of you, my family may be suspicious after staying so long. ? Quiet and comfortable are the same, but it smells like skin and smells everywhere. Q:? Why does smoking cause musculoskeletal invasion? Woman:? I was born a child, not decorated by smoking. ? An Yichen. Women get up early to say goodbye, worried about getting lost, and women are waiting for the road. At dusk, the woman waited for her and went to the old place together, rejoicing and rebelling. The wine and vegetables are not good, but they are mixed with quinoa and fire. When I let her sleep peacefully, the woman had no expectations at all, which was quite suspicious. On a deeper level, the woman began to arrive and said, Parents don't sleep, so they stay for a long time. ? After a long talk all night, it was called "Anyue". Tonight's meeting is in a hundred years. ? An Jing asked and answered:? Father is lonely in a small village, so he will go far away. Get along well with you and do your best this evening. ? I can't bear to let go, I'm sad. Between attachment, the night gradually falls. Sue suddenly cut in and scolded: I'm ashamed to death because my handmaid forced me to clean my door! ? The woman looked pale and rushed out. It's out, too. It's okay. Ann was afraid and timid, so she ran away.
Wandering for a few days, the mood is almost impossible. Because thinking about the night, I climbed over the wall to see it. Keep your word, be kind, even if things get out, there will be no big blame. Then I ran away overnight and wandered in the mountains: I didn't know where to go. Great fear. Looking for the way home, I saw a secluded house in the valley. If you like it, then what? Hong is tall and strong, like a family, but he hasn't closed the door. Anxiangmen inquired about Zhang's residence. Someone in Tsing Yi came out and asked, Who is asking Zhang in the dark? An yue:? It's my dear friend. I'm fascinated by it. ? Tsing Yi said:? There is nothing wrong with men. This is Qu Yu's home, and Aunt Hua is here now. Let me tell you. ? A few days later, I invited Ann. As soon as she boarded the porch, Aunt Hua rushed out to meet her, saying that Tsing Yi said: Anlang ran around in the middle of the night, thinking that he was tired and could stay in bed. ? Time is running out, hold hands in the crowd. Ann asked:? Why is there no one else at home? Woman:? He went out and kept a concubine. Fortunately, if you meet Lang, wouldn't it be a fate? However, when I leaned against the side, I felt very suspicious. The woman held her neck and licked her nose with her tongue, like a thorn in her head. I am scared and eager to escape, but if I am tied up by a huge leather bag, I will feel bored when I am young. If you don't return, your family will be poor, or you will encounter a mountain path at dusk. My family went into the mountains and died naked under the dangerous cliff. If you are surprised, you will come back.
The crowd gathered together to cry, and a girl came to hang up and fell in from the outside. Touching the body and sniffling, crying in it, shouting: Holy shit! Holy shit! He Yu Ming is at this time! ? The pain hissed, and it was already moving. Tell your family: Stop for seven days without dying. ? If you don't know who you are, you will ask questions. Women's pride is not a gift, and you will leave with tears. I rolled my eyes behind my tail. The group was suspected of being gods, so they followed what they were taught. The night came again, crying like yesterday. On the seventh night, Ann suddenly mentioned Sue and groaned. The family is terrible. Women came in and sobbed at each other. Ann raised her hand and waved the order. When a woman leaves a pile of grass, she can make soup, that is, when she is under the covers, she can speak instantly. Sigh:? Kill Wei Qing again and regenerate Wei Qing! ? Because of what happened. Woman:? This snake spirit has a concubine. When you get lost, the light you see is things. ? An yue:? How can you remember dead people and bones? Is it a fairy? Say: If you talk for a long time, you will be surprised. Did you buy a roe in Huashan Road five years ago and set it free? Say: Of course I have my own. ? Say: Yes, I am a concubine and a father. Preface is a great virtue, so cover it. The day before yesterday, you gave birth to King Nishimura, who is in charge of the government. My father sued Yan Luowang and Yan Luowang Fu Shan. Father wishes bad karma for Lang's death, and seven days' mourning is the beginning. Today's meeting is very lucky. But although he was born with impotence and ruthlessness, he got snake blood and wine to drink, and the disease could be cured. ? I hate my teeth, but I'm worried that there's no way to escape. Woman:? Not difficult. However, my life is more dangerous, and I can't fly for a hundred years. Its cave is in the old cliff. When buried, it can be gathered and burned, and it is guarded by a strong crossbow, so you can get monsters. ? Say it, don't say:? I'm sorry I can't finish things. But because of you, it has already damaged the seventh, and fortunately it can be merciful. Feeling a slight movement in the stomach for several months may be the root of all evil. Men and women should listen to each other when they are old. ? Go away in tears
After a quiet sleep, I felt lifeless from the waist down, so it was harmless to crawl and scratch. Is to tell your family in female words. As the family walked, they said that a huge white snake rushed out of the burning cave. Count the crossbows and shoot. When the fire went out into the cave, hundreds of snakes were burned to death. Family goes home, snake blood goes in. After three days of safe service, the two stocks can gradually move sideways, starting from half a year.
After a man walked in the valley for a while, I met the old man and gave him a baby and a stretch mat. My daughter pays tribute to Mr. Lang. ? I want to ask questions, but I can't see them. Check it out, man. I held back. I never got married again.
Shi Yi said:? There is no conclusion that people are different from animals. As for toothless, people are ashamed of animals. As for Aunt Hua, she first gives wisdom to fools, and finally gives feelings to the sad. It is the wisdom of the ignorant and the emotion of the sad. Fairy, fairy! ?
Translation:
There is a tribute student named An Youyu in Shaanxi, who is generous and honest and easy to set free. If you see hunters catch birds and animals, they often buy them at a high price and then set them free. ?
Once, his uncle held a funeral and he went to help. When he came back, it was very late. Passing through Huashan Mountain, I lost my way in a hurry and wandered in a chaotic valley. I can't get out. I'm very scared. Suddenly I caught a glimpse of an arrow shining outside, so I hurried there. Walking, I saw an old man with a hunchback a few steps away, coming from the inclined road in a hurry with crutches. An Sheng stopped and just wanted to ask the way. The old man asked who it was first. An Sheng told the story of getting lost, saying that he saw a light in front of him. It must be a mountain village, and he was going to stay there. The old man said, that's not a bed of roses. Fortunately, I am here! Come with me. My cabin can stay. ? An Sheng is very happy. She followed the old man for a mile and saw a small mountain village. The old man knocked on the wooden door, and an old woman came out, opened the door and asked, "Is Lang Jun here?" ? The old man promised. An Sheng came into the room and saw that it was really low and damp. The old man lit an oil lamp, asked him to sit down and let him prepare dinner. The old lady said that Mr. Wang is our benefactor, not an outsider! The old lady has irregular legs and feet. Come out and iron the flower girl! ?
After a while, a girl came out with a table, set it up and stood beside the old man, with a pair of autumn eyes looking forward to peace. An Sheng saw that the girl was young and handsome, like a fairy. The old man asked her to iron the wine again. There was a coal stove in the west room, so the girl went in and lit a charcoal fire and heated the wine. An Sheng asked? Who is this? The old man replied:? The old man surnamed Zhang is in his seventies. This is the only daughter. There are no slaves in peasant families. Because you are not an outsider, you dare to call your wife and daughter out. Don't laugh! ? An Sheng asked again:? Where did you promise your husband's family? The old man replied:? Not yet! ? An Sheng has always praised her for her beauty and cleverness. The old man was grovelling, and when he heard the cry of Hua Gu Zi, he hurried to see it. It turns out that the wine is boiling from the lid and the flame is rising. While putting out the fire, the old man reprimanded and said, what a big girl! I wonder if it's boiling! ? As soon as I turned around, I saw an unfinished purple goddess with grass in her heart by the fireside, and then I scolded her. Braids are so long, they look like children! ? Then he brought it to Ansheng and said, Making this thing up and cooking the wine is greed. Don't die of shame for praising her! ? An Sheng took it, and saw that the goddess of purple clothes had knitted a robe and skirt, with fine features and exquisite workmanship, and could not help but gush with admiration. Don't treat it as a plaything, but also see its wisdom! ? Looking at it repeatedly, I can't put it down. Flower girl frequently poured wine, smiling and not shy. An Sheng looked at her, very emotional. ?
It happened that the old woman was greeting people in the kitchen and the old man answered. An Youyu took the opportunity to say to Hua Guzi: I lost my soul as soon as I saw the fairy face of the girl. I want to invite the media to your house for matchmaking, but I'm afraid I can't. What should I do? The flower girl silently warmed the wine on the stove with a hip flask, but she didn't seem to hear it. I asked several times, but there was no answer. An Sheng approached the West Room, and Hua Guzi quickly stood up to avoid it. She said sharply, What are crazy students doing breaking in? An Sheng knelt on the ground begging, and the ancient painting grabbed the door to go. An Sheng suddenly got up and hugged her tightly. With a scream, Huaguzi's voice trembled. When the old man heard the voice, he hurried forward to ask questions. An Sheng quickly released his hand and stepped back, looking ashamed and very scared. The flower girl calmly said to her father: The wine is on again, or the hip flask will melt! ? Hearing this, An Sheng was relieved and thanked her. She became more fascinated and forgot how she got here. So he pretended to be drunk and left the banquet, and Flower Girl also went. The old man made the bedding, closed the door and left. An Sheng couldn't sleep, so she got up before dawn and said goodbye to her family. She immediately invited a good friend to come over and act as matchmaker. At dusk, my friend came back and even the village was not found. An Sheng didn't believe it, so he told his servant to prepare his horse and find his own way. When I arrived at Huashan, I saw mountains and cliffs, but I didn't see the village. Ask around again. The villagers said that they seldom heard of Zhang. This just came home listlessly. ?
Since then, An Youyu missed day and night, unable to eat or sleep, and soon became dizzy and bedridden. The family threw up when they cooked porridge for him. He has been calling the flower girl in a coma. His family doesn't know what it means, so they have to guard him day and night. He is dying. One night, the nurse was really sleepy and fell asleep. An Sheng felt someone give him a gentle push in the dim light. When he opened his eyes slightly, the original flower millet was standing by the bed. He couldn't help waking up and looking at her with tears. Flower girl bowed her head and approached him, and said with a smile, how could infatuation come to this point! ? Said to go to bed and sit on Ansheng's lap, rubbing his temples with his hands. An Sheng felt as if a stream of musk had blown into his head, passed through the bridge of his nose and penetrated into the whole body's bone marrow. After rubbing for a while, I was sweating profusely and gradually my limbs were soaked with sweat. The flower girl whispered:? There are many people in your room, so it is inconvenient for me to stay. I will definitely come to see you again in three days. ? He took out some small steamed cakes from the sleeve of his flower coat and put them on the bedside, and quietly left. ?
In the middle of the night, An Youyu's sweat is gone, and she wants to eat. She touched the steamed cake and tasted it. It's sweet and crisp. I didn't know what the stuffing was, so she ate three. He fell asleep with his clothes covered with steamed cakes. I woke up at eight or nine in the morning and felt relaxed all over. Three days later, I ate steamed cakes and was full of energy. In the evening, An Sheng sent her family away. She was afraid that the ancient paintings would not open the door when they came, so she sneaked into the yard and pulled out all the bolts. It didn't take long, Hua Guzi did come, and said with a smile. Crazy husband! No thanks to the doctor? An Sheng was so happy that she slept with her, dear. Aunt Hua said:? I'm here to repay your kindness. We can't get along for a hundred years. I hope you can make other plans as soon as possible. ? An Sheng pondered for a long time, and then asked, I don't know. Where have you been since you came? I really don't remember. ? Flower girl didn't answer either, just said, think for yourself. ? An Sheng asked Gu Hua to formally marry him. Gu Hua said, come every night, of course not. If you want to get married, you can't. ? Hearing this, An Sheng couldn't help feeling sad. Aunt Hua said:? You must be married. Then come to my house tomorrow night. ? An Sheng turned sorrow into joy and asked Hua Guzi: How can you say that you have a pair of slender feet after such a long way? Aunt Hua said:? I never came home. My mother is in the east of the village. She is deaf and my aunt. I live in her house. Maybe your family has become suspicious about your delay until now. ? An Sheng and Gu Huazi share a bed. She only felt that her skin and breath smelled everywhere. She asked. What spices do you smoke to make your flesh and blood fragrant? Aunt Hua said:? I never smoke spices. I was born perfect. ? Ann was even more surprised. ?
When Huaguzi said goodbye the next morning, Ansheng was worried about getting lost, so Huaguzi agreed to wait for him at the intersection. As soon as it got dark, An Youyu rode away. As expected, Huaguzi greeted him at the intersection, and they walked into Zhang's yard together, and the old man and the woman happily welcomed him in. Without expensive food and wine, farmers' food is especially sweet. In the evening, when Ansheng was sleeping, Hua Guzi didn't come to see her. An Sheng is very skeptical. After midnight, the flower girl came and said that my parents had been nagging and kept you waiting. ? The two are more intimate. Aunt Hua said to Ansheng; ? Tonight's party is a hundred years away. ? An Sheng was surprised and asked why. Aunt Hua said:? My father is moving to a distant place, because this small village is desolate and lonely. Your love is good, and it will come to an end after this night. ? Ansheng didn't want to break up, tossing and turning, sighing. The two were reluctant to part, and it was almost dawn when the old man suddenly broke in and scolded: smelly girl, innocent family, you have defiled them! What a pity! ? Flower millet was frightened to disgrace and hurriedly fled out. The old man also withdrew, cursing as he walked. Ansheng was ashamed and afraid, ashamed, and quickly slipped back. ?
An Youyu returned home, unable to sit still for several days, uneasy and miserable. I want to go again at night; Go over the wall and play it by ear. Since the old man said he was kind, even if he found out, he wouldn't condemn him. So I went to fun run, strolled in the mountains and got lost again. This is panic. Looking for my way home, I saw a house looming in the valley, so I walked there happily. A closer look reveals a tall courtyard, like a big house, with the door still open. An Youyu knocked at the door to inquire about Zhang's residence. A maid came out and asked, "Who inquired about the Zhang family in the dead of night?" An sheng said:? I am related to the Zhang family, and I am lost and can't find it. ? The maid said, Don't ask about Zhang Jia! This is her house, and Aunt Hua is here. Let me tell her! ? It didn't take long to get in, so I came out and invited Ann to the hospital. As soon as Ansheng climbed the steps under the porch, Huaguzi quickly greeted him and told the maid that Anlang must be exhausted from running around in the middle of the night. Please wait in bed and let him rest! ? In a short time, the two joined hands to make money. Ann asked:? Why is there no one else in the Zhang family? Aunt Hua said:? Zhang Zi went out, leaving me to look after the house for her. What a coincidence that you came. Isn't it the fate of past lives? However, as soon as Ansheng approached this woman, a smell of jealousy came to her nose, which made her suspicious. The woman put her arm around his neck and suddenly stuck out the tip of her tongue to lick his nostrils. She suddenly felt pain like an awl stuck in her head. He was frightened and tried to escape, but his body seemed to be tied by a thick rope. In the blink of an eye, he fainted and lost consciousness. ?
An Youyu didn't go home, and the family looked everywhere. Suddenly I heard someone say that I met him walking on the mountain road at dusk, and my family found him in the mountains and saw him dead under the cliff, naked. The family was shocked and couldn't figure out why, so they had to carry him back. The whole family cried around him, only to see a young woman crying all the way from the gate, lying on Ansheng's body, crying. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! How silly to this point! ? Cry yourself hoarse. I stopped crying and said to my family. Don't rush to collect it, wait for seven days. ? They don't know who this is; Just about to ask her, she didn't answer and went out with tears in her eyes. Her family called to keep her, but she didn't even call back. Her family disappeared with her. Everyone suspected that she was a fairy, so they quickly followed her instructions. In the evening, she came again and cried like yesterday. ?
On the seventh night, An Youyu suddenly woke up, turned over and groaned, and the family was shocked. At this moment, the woman came again. When Ansheng saw it, she was a flower girl, crying. An Sheng wrote a hand and asked everyone to quit. Flower girl took out a handful of grass, fried a liter of medicinal soup and gave it to Ansheng by the bed. After a while, he was able to speak. He sighed and said:? You killed me! You saved me! ? So I told you what happened that night. Aunt Hua said:? This is a snake spirit posing as me. This is the light you saw last time you got lost. ? An sheng said:? How can you bring people back to life? Is it really a fairy? Aunt Hua said:? I've wanted to tell you for a long time, but I'm afraid to scare you. Did you buy a roe deer from a hunter on Huashan Road five years ago and let it go? An Youyu thought:? Yes! There is such a thing. ? Aunt Hua said:? That's my father. Last time, when he said he was kind, he meant it. That night, you were reborn as the king of Nishimura. My father and I rushed to Yan to complain. At first, Yan did not accept it. It was my father who proposed to ruin his years of practice and die for you. He begged for seven days before he got stupid permission. It's really lucky to meet again today. But although you are alive, you must be paralyzed; You have to drink snake blood with wine to get better. ? Hearing this, Ansheng gnashed her teeth and worried that she could not catch the snake. Aunt Hua said:? It's not difficult. But if I kill more, I will be in trouble, and I will not be able to ascend to heaven for a hundred years. The snake cave is just under the old cliff of Huashan Mountain. You can burn it with thatch after noon, and then prepare a strong bow outside the hole to guard against it. You will catch this monster. ? After that, he also sighed and said, it's really sad that I can't accompany you all my life. But I lost seven points for your great career. Please forgive me. This month, I often feel that my stomach is moving slightly. I must have planted evil roots. Whether it's a man or a woman, I'll send it to you in a year. ? With that, he shed tears again and left. ?
An Jieyu woke up one night and really felt that her lower body was dead. She scratched her hand, innocently, and told her family what Hua Guzi said. The family went to the snake cave under the old cliff of Huashan Mountain to make a fire. Sure enough, a big white snake appeared in the smoke, and the whole family was killed with an arrow. After the fire went out, they went into the cave and saw hundreds of snakes, large and small, burnt. The family took the dead snake home and gave An Youyu medicine to boil the snake's blood. After eating for three days, my legs gradually turned and I was able to get out of bed and walk after half a year. ?
Later, I went to Huashan alone because I missed my aunt. In the valley, I met Mrs. Zhang, who gave him a baby in her arms. My daughter says hello to you. ? An Youyu just wanted to know about Hua Guzi, but the old lady disappeared in a blink of an eye. An Youyu opened the small bedding and saw that it was a boy. He hurried home to raise him and never got married again. ?
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