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What is the dormitory environment of Bijie University in Guizhou?
Let my mother-in-law say more: In 2005, I chose and was admitted to Bijie College. To tell the truth, I really never admitted that her name was Bijie College before graduation. Even if someone asks me what school I am studying, I will say "Bijie Normal College" in one mouthful! Because what I was like when I first entered school-
There is no Xiushan Library, no Xiushan A and B teaching buildings, no two "experimental wisps" where the physics department and the planning department are located, no Xiushan apartment, no Xiushan computer classroom (we call it "round house"), and no Xiushan Life Museum put into use this year (although I don't like the name a little, I still miss it after graduation, even though I just ate my only meal in it). The reason why I don't like it is because it is wider, and it is next to our boys' dormitory, and not many people go to eat. Taking such a name gives me the feeling that maybe the second floor will be turned into a supermarket, an internet cafe or something. Anyway, the Perfect Room and Xiushan Library have become everyone's electronic reading rooms, and the demand is still in short supply. Maybe the college will consider all of us. I will change this place ... but it's also a joke when I brag to my classmates at school. Maybe this year or next year, the female dormitory building on the right side of Xiushan Life Museum will be completed, and the female compatriots will pass. By then, the living museum will be narrow, I'm afraid it's too narrow for couples to use. Moreover, the Xiushan Gymnasium under construction, which was still a mountain bag at that time, is much better now. Students will not repeat what I often said at that time: "How did this stupid school get an undergraduate degree?" It took half a day to open a web page just to go to the old electronic reading room of the old library in the central square. Look at her equipment, it's beyond the specialist level! "
In fact, these are all appearances. I believe everyone will want to know her essence, because most people are too mature now, and no one will come to Bijie all the way, see several old buildings in Taoliyuan, and then turn around and leave. What everyone wants is study, not enjoyment. I really didn't agree with the teachers in Bijie University before. Now, I can say that she has become more and more rich and more worthy of everyone's dependence. At least there are a large number of graduate teachers now, and there will be more teachers with this degree or higher. Moreover, the goal of the college is to recruit doctoral teachers to teach you, teach you more knowledge, let you learn more things, and truly feel "value for money."
Some people may say that the environment still has an impact on a person's study, and a bad environment will make people feel bad and unable to concentrate on their study. Yes, that's true, but I can say for sure that it's much better when you go in now than when I went. When we went, the road between the east and west areas of the college, that is, College Road, was still very bad, and people often raced there, posing a certain threat to the safety of past students. Liu Canghe under Ponte dell'Accademia is even more disgusting. The water in that ditch is really dark and smelly. It's fine now, and it's almost clear, and there are no more flies and bugs around. I still remember that at that time, some of our classmates made up some jingles: "I stood on the Cang Qiao River and looked down lonely. The water flowing in the Cangjiang River is full of black soup ... "
Seriously, Bijie College is really like a painting. I'm sure your friend will not be disappointed when he comes. He won't have the unhappy mood that we painted on the dormitory door in our sophomore and junior years: did I go to college or did I go to college? The answer he got must be clear-I went to college!
Hey, after all this talk, I'm still a little sleepy. I don't know if it's useful to my friends. At the same time, I am a lazy person who is used to using scattered language. I don't know if you can understand what Bijie College I described is like and whether it is worth reading! If possible, we can communicate on QQ. My QQ number is 30397973 1.
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