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Funny blessing message to classmates in the Year of the Tiger
Xiaohu cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The tiger said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you! Hehe, Happy New Year!
A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "tiger encourages beans". Is it funny? Happy new year!
Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you have to remember that tigers will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.
Sleep in spring was disturbed, and Hu Jin ran around the room. Blessing in the mouth and dancing in the body. Eyes bright, tail wrapped in money. Fu Lushou loves money, and good luck sweeps everywhere!
Looking for someone on the radio: that man is in rags, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, imperfect tone, bloody gossip, and very similar to you. I want to wish him a happy new year!
Hey! One more year! Don't stubbornly deny it! The older you get, the more attractive you are! So! Bless you with charm: 20 10 harvest and good luck. It's your turn to be the hottest this year: Happy New Year!
Not only will I miss you on such a day, but only on such a day can I publicly harass you and tell you a happy new year! Happy every day!
On the eve of the Spring Festival, strike a match in a dark corner, regardless of the depressed chest and tar, I would like to smoke another cigarette for you and miss you desperately ... I repeatedly say: Happy New Year, my friend!
I wish you a happy new year: you can't hold back your luck in playing cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face and others pay for you. Don't forget me then!
The chicks in those days will now roam in the sky with strong wings to find the unknown sky. But no matter how high or how far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the kindness of their parents. Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!
XX, I wish you all the best in the new year: all goes well, life is getting better and better, lucky draw period, good luck every day, playing cards every day, good taste, getting younger and more handsome, gold at home and money on the wall!
XX, the new year has come. I wish you a harmonious family, a happy new year, a happy life, a peaceful life, a hundred times of energy every day, a happy month and a rolling financial resources every year.
Happy New Year, XX! I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.
Spring night is worth a thousand dollars. Hu Jin was happiest when he arrived. In order to welcome the Olympic Games, all his wishes were realized. Good luck breaking into houses! Friendly reminder: in order to prevent the door from being damaged, please open the door day and night, you are on duty at the door!
With the coming of the Year of the Tiger, I wish my blessings, such as warm sunshine in winter, cool breeze in spring and parasol in summer, will keep you away from sandstorms and bring you warmth and coolness, and nothing else.
Happy New Year, XX! New 1 year: I wish you all the best, 2 consecutive 3 moods, 4 seasons like spring, 5 colors, 6 colors and 7 colors, and occasionally 8 o'clock petty wealth troubles are thrown out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10.
In the new year, XX: I wish the leaders are partial to you, # # # Let you, the court be with you, your career will accompany you, your daughter-in-law will let you eat and drink, and your fortune will protect you. Only you will win the prize!
I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope I won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.
Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!
The cutest message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who looks at it has a successful career, the person who saves it has a sweet love, the person who deletes it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it has skyrocketed!
I sincerely wish you a happy new year for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread!
God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! Happy spring festival!
In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!
I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!
In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.
There are big gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. The opportunity is rare, so act quickly!
From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Trust me. Happy New Year ~
Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Spring goes and spring comes, one year; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
I wish you a new year: win money at cards, go out to collect money, take money in your pocket, save money in the bank, save money at work, hang money in the yard, pile money on the kang, press money on the bed, put money down on the pillow, and make money bravely. I wish you a happy Spring Festival!
The Great Wall will never fall. Say hello to the Spring Festival! The spring breeze has passed Yumen Pass, and I wish you a double salary! I want to visit my relatives twice on holidays, and I get a high bonus every month! Guilin has the best landscape in the world, and all the money is under the pillow. Haha, I can steal happiness every day!
Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: wash all the pots and pans, wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^
May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep with the feeling of a tiger, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend with Gates' dollars, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes with Latin D. Happy New Year!
In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a greeting card during the Spring Festival. Please write a blessing in RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!
Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this warm day, I often think of the years in * * *. Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true! Happy New Year to you!
I believe that blessing is what we need; Everything that can be blessed is lovely. In the dear Spring Festival, I deeply wish you happiness and good luck!
Send me a sincere blessing every Spring Festival. I wish you a healthier, happier and happier future. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and good luck in the Year of the Tiger!
In order to thank my friends for their concern for me over the years, I held a reward activity on the eve of the Spring Festival! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Spring Festival message with a value of 10 yuan for free. Congratulations on your award.
Can't wait, I decided to wish you and your family a happy New Year in advance on behalf of the whole country! Good health! I arranged for them to send all the messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!
Here comes my message: the people who receive it are proud of their own spring breeze, the people who read it work smoothly, the people who store it are sweet, the people who forward it are prosperous, and the people who delete it are still lucky! May good luck always accompany you! Good luck in the Year of the Dog!
A flower picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I don't remember when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; After a long wait, I can finally say: Happy New Year!
On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you: great fortune, small fortune, unexpected wealth, and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, love and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, wealth; Lovers, relatives and friends, everyone is safe!
Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health and auspiciousness take care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! I wish you a happy New Year! The year of the tiger is full of tiger spirit!
Flowers bloom and fall, and it's fun! White clouds, blue sky, infinite happiness! Breeze, drizzle, sure enough! Luck, blessing, all belong to you! I wish you a happy New Year! Good luck! Tiger Year Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!
How blessed! Perfect! Wanfu and Fuxing overlap! I wish you a happy New Year!
Festival to New Year! Tiger, you have a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, come from all directions to make money, nine or nine in one, perfect!
At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good luck for two consecutive years. I feel that the seasons are like spring, and my life is colorful and colorful. Occasionally, there is a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and the troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my blessing from 10. I wish you a happy New Year!
I wish you, accompanied by tiger and tiger, the courage to ride thousands of miles with seven swords, achieve the great sage in love, create legendary myths in your career and have a bright future.
I wish you a happy new year. You have leisure in your busy work. You can win money by playing cards yourself. Your passbook will increase indefinitely. Your pocket will be full of dollars. Beauty will be crowded in front of your bed, full of energy, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.
The weather is getting worse and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!
I wish you a happy new year. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Lucky, like tiger hair; The cause is thriving, flying higher and higher like Dapeng!
Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you a prosperous career!
I sincerely wish you a healthier, happier and happier New Year. ☆ Christmas is over, New Year's Day is gone, and a new year is coming. Are you happy these days? May these joys and happiness stay in your 20 10 every day.
Happy new year! Dear, because I held your hand, I want to hold your hand. I will always give you happiness and happiness! I love you! On the screen of my memory, I added many beautiful memories, like brocade! Please accept my deep blessing, and all happiness will accompany you forever.
The chicks in those days will now roam in the sky with strong wings to find the unknown sky. But no matter how high or how far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the kindness of their parents.
It's not expensive to send you 999 roses every day. It's not tiring to send you 999 short messages every day. I will meet you in another 999 afterlife. Besides, I love you and am not afraid to break your heart. Happy new year, man!
Clusters of colorful salute, this New Year's festival is so lively. Lucky you, life will get better and better! Chinese New Year is joy, and festivals are blessings. May your life be full of happiness forever! The new year is coming, I want to tell you, Happy New Year!
Do you want to succeed? Ask a person who is good at skating what to do, and he will simply tell you: "Get up after falling down" is success! I wish you success in the new year.
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