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A summary of funny two-part allegorical sayings

Two-part allegorical sayings, also called wisecracks, can be regarded as a Chinese word game. Two-part allegorical saying is a kind of idiom, which includes idioms, proverbs, idioms and two-part allegorical saying. The following are my carefully collected funny two-part allegorical sayings, which I will share with you and enjoy.

funny and simple two-part allegorical saying 1

1. Ask an axe in front of Lu Ban's door-asking for knowledge

2. Learn embroidery for the blind-bravado blindly

3. Dream and jump into a well-a false alarm; A false alarm

4. Deaf people shoot-turn a deaf ear; Listen but don't smell

5. Being a disciple-shameless person

6. The moon on August 15th-aboveboard

7. The banana fruit-close to the heart; With one heart

8. The sparrow's head is covered with jiaozi-full of mouths

9. Opening the coffin and shouting to catch thieves-wronged the dead

1. Playing lanterns in the toilet-taking care of shit (dying)

11. Wax people play with fire-taking care of themselves

12. Rats make trouble in the bridal chamber-chirp < The dog bites the mouse-meddling

16, the cart pulls the tortoise-carrying you

17, the mouse enters the hole-beating around the bush

18, the soybean is scattered in the sesame field-hybrid

19, the gecko pulls the door curtain-showing a small hand

2, and the hemp stalk fights- Unreliable

21. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

22. Borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; Cold

23. Write a poem in the toilet-smelly scholar

24. Long live he fell into the well-dare not bother (fish) your hand

25. The rice is not ripe-it is not stuffy

26. Rats cross the street-everyone shouts and beats

27. Cold water scalds the chicken. The old man plays the flute-lack of strength

3, Lei Po talks with the Dragon King-the ends of the earth seek a bosom friend

31, corn flour is made into Yuan Xiao-it is difficult to knead

32, juggling with a piece of cloth-covering the cover

33, and the old cat is familiar with the road; Familiarity

34, Lei Gong chopping the city god-pressing down above

35, deaf people wearing headphones-turning a deaf ear

Short and funny two-part allegorical saying 2

1, the materials of the blacksmith's shop-knocked goods

2, white clouds in the blue sky-free

Abandon evil and do good

4. Cut the gordian knot with a sword-make a clean break

5. Old-fashioned tiger-ambition in

6. Hanging animal skins in the room-outrageous (painting); No words (painting)

7. Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-scaring people to death

8. Insects in corn stalks-special (drilling) heart

9. Maliushu solving the board-not serious material

1. Holding charcoal and kissing-touching a black nose

11. Tigers eat snails. Difficult to speak; Can't eat

12. The dog lifts the curtain-all with one mouth

13. Two bulls fight-the real (earned) cow ratio

14. Five hundred dollars are divided twice-two hundred and fifty

15. The wolf wears a hat-pretending to be a good man

16. The old cow goes on stage. A stinky mouth

2, a mandarin jacket changed into a cotton-padded jacket-the same thing

21, pole vaulting in the toilet-going too far (dung)

22, eating iron bars to cover aluminum-unexpectedly weaving it from the bottom

23, the old cow ruminated-hesitating

24. What a big shelf

28. Sorghum is scattered in the millet field-bastard

29. Stone is put in the chicken nest-bastard

3. Monks chant Buddhist scriptures-the same old

funny two-part allegorical saying 3

1. My uncle tore the erhu-cliche

2. The rabbit's tail wore a splint. Act according to clothes-dogs look at people

5, bean dregs fall from the sky-the pig eats

6, the deaf look at the dumb-don't care

7, the mouse bites the stone pillar-it can't be defeated

8, the toad sticks its feathers-it fills foreign birds

9, the newly hatched chicken.

12. Eight-level workers worship the master-strive for perfection

13. Boil the ball in a paste pot-call you an asshole and you are still full of anger

14. Practice swimming in a dung jar-you are really not afraid of death (shit)

15. Wear a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man

16. Sedan flowers. I'm crazy with joy

21. There's a little tortoise standing on top of it-there's a new regulation on it

22. The banana fruit-close to the heart; One heart

23, can't pull out the shit and complain about the pit-blame

24, deaf people shoot-turn a deaf ear; Listen but don't smell

25, feed the tiger in the bed-it hurts people and harms themselves

26, blow the horn with bones and bones-it's all

27, peel onions and pound garlic-do small things

28, erhu in Dongyue Temple-nonsense

29, burn newspapers on the grave. Learn to blow at the age of 8-out of breath

33. The master of the land gouged his eyes-blind ghost

34. The tortoise stood on his head-with the regulations on it

35. An old tiger with an ambition of

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