Writing a humorous story

1. Change the humorous story into a composition of 255 words

Once upon a time in Liang State, there was a family named Yang. There is a cute little boy in this family, with a chubby face, a pair of big twinkling eyes, arched eyebrows, and a thin mouth. He is only nine years old. He is not only polite, but also very smart. ,

One day, the weather was nice, and a guest came - Kong Junping, an old friend of the Yang family. Kong Junping originally wanted to chat with his old friend, but he didn’t expect that his old friend was not at home, so he asked General Yang’s son: “Where is your father?” The child greeted Kong Junping openly and politely Welcome into the home. The child also made tea very skillfully, brought it to Kong Junping with both hands, and said, "Uncle, please drink tea!" Kong Junping drank tea and waited. After the child finished speaking, he went to get some fruits to entertain Kong Junping. The fruits included apples, bayberries, etc. Kong Junping sat there and thought: Is this general’s son smart or not? Let me test him. Kong Junping pointed to the myrica rubras with a smile and said to the child: “This is your home fruit.” Upon hearing this, the child knew that Kong Junping was laughing at him because he and the myrica rubras had the same surname. The child had an idea and immediately replied: "Why haven't I heard that the peacock is your home bird?" Kong Junping couldn't help laughing and almost spit out the fruit in his mouth. While touching the child's head, he said: "You are so smart."

Kong Junping sat at Yang's house for a while, but his old friend didn't come back and left. From then on, he no longer dared to look down on the son of an old friend of the Yang family.

2. A 550-word essay about funny fairy tales

Once upon a time, there was a small cat cave at the foot of a mountain, and there lived an old cat and a little cat at the foot of the mountain. cat. The old cat loved the kitten very much when he was just born. I was so busy dressing him and looking for food every day that I didn't know how to rest. Days passed, the old cat got older day by day, and the kitten grew up day by day. One day, the old cat said to the kitten, "My child, you have grown up and it's time to learn to live independently." From today on, I will teach you how to hunt, how to run, and how to escape from enemies..." Not only did the kitten not listen carefully, but it was a little impatient and said coquettishly, "Mom, look at me, why am I so fat? How can I run? How can I hunt? Why not let me stay at home all day long and look after the house!'' In the end, the old cat couldn't defeat her only son and was reluctant to scold him. So, she returned to her old business, going out to find food for her son, so that he could sit back and enjoy happiness. A few more months passed like this, and the old cat was so thin that he was just skin and bones, while the kitten was so fat that he could hardly crawl. However, in order for the kitten to live a better life, the old cat still looks for food for the kitten. On this day, after the old cat groomed the kitten, he went to look for food early. After the old cat left, the kitten slowly crawled out of the hole to enjoy the scenery. At this moment, a big mouse that hadn't eaten for several days discovered the fat kitten. He blinked his little eyes and thought, "Usually you cats like to cause trouble, and you kill us all." Young brother, today I will repay the debt with blood. ''So, it rushed to the kitten's side and bit the kitten with one mouth. The fat kitten didn't even struggle and became the big mouse's meal. After the big mouse was full, he proudly left the bloody cat's head at the entrance of the hole. When the old cat returned from foraging for food, he looked at the bloodstains at the entrance of the cave and the bloody cat head of his son, and wanted to cry without tears. She stood there dreamingly, thinking for a long, long time... This fairy tale tells us that only by learning skills can we truly protect ourselves.

Forest Thief There is a fox in the forest who is very cunning. There is no house where nothing has not been stolen. On this day, several new residents came to the forest. They were Little Pig, Little Duck, Little Rabbit, and Kitten. None of them knew the story of the fox. The forest police told them, and the police said to them: "Even our police couldn't catch him." Little Pig and the others decided Help the police catch the forest robber. One night, they came to the highest point of the forest and caught the forest robber. However, after waiting for several nights, the fox was not found. Xiaozhu and the others gave up the method of waiting for the rabbit to come out. One night they came to the forest again. Take a shovel, a net, a cage, and a wooden stick and come to the forest. The little pig took a bag of "money" prepared in advance. The duck, the little rabbit, and the kitten dug a very deep pit, placed pins next to the pit, and spread grass on top of the pit. The little pig took the "money" and slept next to the pit. Where were the little duck and the others? A dragnet has already been laid on the tree. The fox walked slowly towards the piggy.

The fox shouted "Ah!" He stepped on the pin and fell into the pit again. The fox grabbed the edge of the pit, jumped out. At this time, the fox slowly walked towards the piggy. The fox held the money bag, and the piggy held on to it. The fox couldn't help it. The fox hooked his hook on the tree and jumped up the tree. At this time, a hook appeared on the tree, and the duck swung the knife. Soon enough, the fox jumped onto the tree. With a swish of the duck, the rope split in two and the fox fell to the ground. The duck, rabbit, and kitten put down the net and the cage together. The fox was in the middle of the cage, turned around, and escaped from the cage, but not the net. At this time, the little rabbit, duck, kitten and piggy used wooden sticks to beat the fox, causing the fox's head to be bruised and bloody. Xiaotu and the others came back with their "trophies", and the forest returned to peace and tranquility.

3. Composition of humorous short stories

[Composition of humorous short stories]

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4. Composition on funny stories during the Spring Festival

Qianpan I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally it's the Chinese New Year. These days, I really taste the flavor of the New Year. On the night of New Year's Eve, our family sat on stools and had a reunion dinner. After dinner, we stood on the balcony upstairs and watched the fireworks downstairs. The first thing to put was the flower basket. The flower basket was made up of six round holes. The flower basket first sprayed out sparks, and then suddenly flew into the sky with a "bang" and exploded into many colorful sparks. Just like that I sprayed it six times and it seemed like I was blessing people! The Spring Festival Gala program has begun, and the whole family is sitting on the sofa, tasting the sumptuous "New Year's Eve dinner" brought to us by CCTV. The graceful dancing, beautiful singing, and humorous cross talk all left a deep impression on us and made us laugh. What a blessing it is to be able to celebrate the New Year with my family! "When... when..." The New Year's bell rang, and at this moment, the sound of firecrackers around me also sounded, lighting up the dark night sky outside. The sound of firecrackers and laughter became a vivid "symphony", intertwining all the sounds of nature. Even the stars in the sky forgot to sleep and stopped to watch! I looked out the window, treating the passing fireworks as shooting stars, and made a new wish for the New Year. I believe that in the new year, I will definitely make greater progress and achieve greater gains.

5. Humorous and witty story composition

I was only 19 years old when I married him. By the 20th wedding anniversary, I fully expected that he would remember this meaningful day.

That night he said: "You know what..." and stopped. I thought happily that he finally remembered and waited for him to continue.

Unexpectedly, he said: "I have raised you for one year longer than your father has raised you."

6. Humorous and philosophical composition, no stories or Joke

I once saw an advertisement about green tea. It was about a rainy day. A man complained: "It's so annoying, it's raining again!" while another man was driving in the rain and cheered happily. : "It's great when it rains, free car wash!" The advertisement finally tells us: If you are in a good mood, everything will be fine! Yes, a small advertisement tells us a profound truth - the environment is created by the heart, if you are in a good mood, everything will be fine!

This reminds me of another story. There was a pair of twin sisters who went to the garden to play with their parents. The garden was full of roses. The sister said that the flowers were really beautiful. There were flowers all over the thorns. My sister said, this flower is not good, the bottom of the flower is full of thorns. In fact, both girls were right. The scenery was the same, but their moods were different. But their attitudes towards life are different here, and their happiness in the future life is also different here.

In real life, some people always hope for what is not available, but forget what is ready; they pursue what is far away, but ignore what is around them. The never-ending material pursuit makes people greedy; blind comparison makes people complain about the unfairness of life.

Yes, the environment is created by the heart. If you are in a bad mood, you will lose the joy of smiling and experiencing life again and again, and you will lose many opportunities to succeed when you are emotionally coordinated... In fact, in this complicated and tempting world, In society, don’t envy others, don’t belittle yourself, live the life you like, that’s the best life; live the way you like, that’s the best way; spend your time according to your own nature, that’s heaven day!

The journey of life is like spring, summer, autumn and winter, with wind, lightning, thunder, snow, flowers blooming and falling, and clouds rolling and relaxing. When facing life, a truly wise man does not wait for a good mood to appear, but controls his mood all the time. You should treat life like a calm and experienced helmsman steering a ship for a long journey. No matter you encounter a reef or face a storm, you can deal with it calmly and sail the boat of your life briskly.

Please remember the poet’s warning: Facing the world, although you only have the right to press the shutter, you have the right not to stand in front of bad scenery.

7. A collection of funny little jokes in fifty hilarious words

A collection of little jokes

1. Layoffs:

Someone runs a family Restaurant business has been very bad recently.

At noon that day, a friend went to the hotel to find him and saw that he was organizing an eating contest among his employees.

After organizing the competition, he invited his friends to dinner. During the dinner, his friends asked him: "Business is sluggish. If you don't use your brains more on management, do you still have the energy to engage in entertainment activities?"

Him Said: "Brother, I am doing this just to save costs."

My friend said: "I have never seen you save costs like this." He said: To be honest, I am planning to lay off employees recently. Today I Just to find out who eats the most!

2. Taoist Priest:

In late autumn, a student came to the Taoist priest and said: "Taoist Master, there are often windy winds in my dormitory. I suspect it is haunted!"

< p> The Taoist priest asked: "How long has this been going on?"

The student replied: "It has been like this every day since July."

The Taoist priest was shocked: "Then why do you think of it now? Exorcise ghosts?"

The student scratched his head: "Our dormitory doesn't have air conditioning..."

3. Airport chapter:

The plane is at a newly built airport. When landing, the pilot applied all the brakes and almost went outside the runway.

He looked out from the small window of the cockpit and was shocked. Oh my god, there is such a short runway in the world.

The navigator also stretched out his head to see, "Hey, although it is not long, it is wide."

4. Dress:

Once in a In a wedding photo studio, I accidentally overheard a conversation between a couple of newlyweds and the staff. It seemed that the woman wanted to take themed wedding photos, so she asked the staff how much this would cost, and the man couldn't listen anymore, so he said: What? Expensive.

The staff said: The key is that the dress is good, that’s why it’s expensive. Oh, the man nodded, and then said to the staff, let us use the Angel series. The staff was a little confused, so he asked: What is the Angel series? The man said: Just give her a piece of cloth, and I will fuck her!

5. Spoken English:

A Chinese who knows a little bit about English. One day, he accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot on the bus, so he said apologetically: "I'm sorry." The foreigner was also very polite and said: "I'm sorry, too."

Chinese: "I'm sorry three." Foreigners are puzzled: "What are you sorry for?" Chinese: "I'm sorry five!"

8. The 400-word fairy tale composition should be very humorous

Solution 1:

Adventures on the Chocolate Planet

After school on Friday, I was walking on the road, and I was walking As I walked, I saw a strange scene. The house was all black. I took a bite and it turned out to be chocolate.

I continued to walk forward, and my feet slipped and fell into the pool. I choked on my saliva, ah! It's Coca-Cola! It took me a lot of strength to crawl out of the pool. After passing a peach forest, suddenly a tiger rushed towards me and wanted to eat me.

I drank five bowls of Coca-Cola to gain courage and prepare to fight the tiger. The strange thing is: the tiger is black and white, which I find baffling. When the tiger wasn't paying attention, I punched it, right on the head, knocking the tiger unconscious. I took the opportunity to take two big bites of tiger meat, also made of chocolate. The tiger suddenly woke up, felt the pain, and ran away screaming "Aoao".

My stomach was growling with hunger. I saw a tall residential building not far away. I thought: This resident must also be made of chocolate, so I can eat enough. I walked up to the residential building and ate the food from the residential building with big mouthfuls. The people in the building were so frightened that they ran away. Just as I was having a feast in a residential building and licking the chocolate at the corner of my mouth with endless aftertaste, two policemen suddenly came and cuffed my hands with cold handcuffs. The policeman said: "You ate a national first-class protected animal—— The tiger ate people's chocolate bars. "I said, "It's unfair!" The police said, "If you have anything to do, go to the court!" I finally broke free of the cold handcuffs and ran away.

Come and take a closer look, and you will see five bold characters at the entrance: "Chocolate Planet". It dawned on me, Oh my God! How did I end up on the Chocolate Planet! This ghost place really made me suffer a lot, and I decided never to come to Chocolate Planet again.

Solution 2:

The hedgehog outsmarts the tiger

One day, the hedgehog killed a mouse. The bobcat wanted to eat the mouse, but the hedgehog disagreed.

So the lynx sued King Tiger for "deliberate murder".

The tiger ordered the hedgehog to be imprisoned in an animal prison. He discussed with the ministers Leopard and Wolf, and wanted to kill the hedgehog secretly and eat it. But the hedgehog was covered in thorns and couldn't do anything, so he had no choice but to neither interrogate him nor give him anything to eat.

The hedgehog was very hungry and thought of a good way to ask the wolf to take him to see the tiger. The tiger asked: "Why did you come to see me?" The hedgehog said calmly: "Your Majesty, I want to offer you a pearl. I got it from the mouse. If you put it on the table, you will soon be unable to eat it." The tiger drooled when he heard this, but he still asked dubiously: "Then why don't you keep it for yourself?"

The hedgehog said: "Your Majesty, this pearl can only be used. Meat will only be produced if it is placed on the table by someone who has never killed a good person, and I have killed mice, so meat cannot be produced." The tiger wanted to pick up the pearl, but suddenly remembered that he had killed countless small animals, and hurriedly went there. The hand retracted.

The hedgehog said: "Since the king dare not pick it up, please ask the leopard to pick it up." "I can't, my hands are too heavy and will break the pearl." The leopard stepped back. He also often kills small animals.

"Then the wolf will pick it up." The hedgehog turned to the wolf. The wolf refused to answer. He also personally killed many small animals.

The hedgehog laughed and said: "All of you have killed small animals, but none of you have been imprisoned. And I killed a mouse that harmed the forest kingdom, so I was imprisoned." Is it fair to go to jail?" King Tiger, Minister Leopard and Wolf couldn't answer the question, so they had to let the hedgehog go.

Solution 3:

Naughty kitten

One day, the mother cat took his precious kitten out because he wanted his Children should go out into the world and gain more knowledge.

"Dingle bell." The alarm clock rang, but the kitten didn't get up yet. The mother cat went to great lengths to wake up the kitten.

They walked and walked, and arrived at the park unknowingly. The park is beautiful, with beautiful flowers and beautiful butterflies, which is refreshing and refreshing. The kitten wanted to go in and play, but the mother cat wouldn't let her. The kitten had no choice but to continue walking with the mother cat.

They walked and walked until they reached the river. The mother cat wanted the kitten to learn fishing, but the kitten said, "What fun is there in fishing? It's better to go to the park to play." After hearing this, the mother cat suddenly became furious and carried the kitten by the ears to the river. The mother cat patiently teaches the kitten to fish. But the kitten was sitting by the river as if nothing had happened, admiring the scenery. The scenery by the river is so beautiful! The river water is crystal clear, fish are playing in the water, and some are spitting bubbles, like a string of pearls. Some daydream underwater. Some are playing hide and seek, which is so fun! The kitten was attracted by these scenery unconsciously.

At this time, the mother cat turned around and saw the kitten looking around: "It's very late now. I have to go home to cook, but mother forgot to buy it. I have to go home first. You can catch some fish." Come back." Kitty agreed without hesitation. But the kitten couldn't catch any fish, so he had to return home sadly. After returning home, the mother cat told the kitten to do things wholeheartedly, which is why I brought you out. After hearing this, the kitten nodded quickly and promised her mother to be a good boy.

Solution 4:

Pangolin Travel Notes

Pangolin Qiqi got tired of living in the mountains, so he thought of taking a look over there. So it said goodbye to its parents and prepared to travel to the city. As soon as he left the house, Qiqi jumped up and down, feeling so excited! He has long heard that there are many high-rise buildings in the city and there are good places everywhere!

As soon as you step into the city gate, Qiqi is like Grandma Liu entering Daguan Garden - everything is new. Looking at the tall buildings rising from the ground, the dense crowds of pedestrians and the hordes of cars, Qiqi's eyes widened. "Hey, what's going on over there?" Qiqi suddenly found a swarm of people crowded on the roadside, making jeering noises. Qiqi hurriedly walked forward and heard a person shouting there: "Everyone, come and see! The best owl, the meat is fresh and tender, and the supply is limited. Come and buy it!" Qiqi had questions in his mind and hurriedly squeezed in. Among the crowd, they came to the cage and looked inside. Oh my God, there was actually their neighbor, Uncle Owl, locked inside. He had disheveled hair and sad eyes. He stood blankly in the cage, looking very haggard. Qiqixiang: No wonder I haven't seen it for several days. It turns out...

Uncle Qiqixiang is so pitiful that he was caught by them. I must find a way to save Uncle Owl. Then he shouted: "Uncle Owl, I am Qiqi, and I am here to save you!" "Qiqi," Uncle Owl's urgent voice rang, "Qiqi, you must not come, run away!" "Let's take action quickly!" As soon as he finished speaking, several guys gathered around and started taking action! "As soon as he finished speaking, several guys rushed forward and pressed Qiqi's head, which was still confused. Qiqi shouted: "What are you doing? I can't move my head!" "The guys wrapped Qiqi in a net, tied him up and threw him into the cage. "What do you want to do! Let me out quickly! "Qiqi screamed as hard as he could, but they left without looking back.

Qiqi was locked in a cage. Seeing that the animals in the cages around him did not come back after being captured, he couldn't help but feel He felt a sense of fear: Why didn't they come back? Could it be... Qiqi didn't dare to think about it, so he shouted: "Help!" Help! "At this time, a little girl came to the door. She opened the cage and took Qiqi out. "It's completely over! "When Qiqi was pessimistic and disappointed, the little girl actually pulled away the net on it and secretly carried it out of the store.

"Who are you? Why save me? Qiqi asked, "Don't ask, I just think you are so pitiful. If I don't save you, you will be eaten by them!" I will take you to treat your injury now. Once your injury is healed, go back to the forest! "The little girl took Qiqi to the veterinary hospital. In the veterinary hospital, Qiqi saw many of her compatriots: parrots, foxes... some of them were poisoned, some were injured... Seeing this, Qiqi shed tears. ：Everyone says that the city is good, but why did I encounter such misfortune? If I hadn’t met a kind person, would I have lived or died? There would be nothing like today.

A few days later, Qiqi started walking towards the forest with a bandage on. The excitement when he arrived turned into the sadness when he left. This was how Qiqi's tragic journey to the city ended. Oh... Qiqi will never come to town again

9. A complete collection of funny stories that make people laugh to death in 300 words

1. Children's shoes, can you lend me some money? ? If you can, wait for me at the school gate after school. If you can’t, wait for me at the school gate after school! 2. Today is Father’s Day. I read Mr. Zhu Ziqing’s "Back" in the textbook. Article, I really cried, because at the end it said: "Recite the last three paragraphs of the text. "

3. There was a question on the test paper, which asked Xiao Ming not to go to the Internet cafe. The children's answers were all kinds of weird. One person wrote: "Xiao Ming, don't go." I've already been there, it's closed today! ”

4. Because I am not good at mathematics, I often fail in Chinese because I have no idea what the concept of an 800-word essay is.

5. After I graduated from college, my boss bought me a new car costing 350,000 yuan when I first joined the company, and arranged for me the most skilled driver in the company. But I am not happy at work every day. Could it be that I went to college for four years just to learn how to drive a forklift?

6. The dormitory collectively went out for the night, but no one wanted to go, so we had to leave a mobile phone locked in the cupboard. Whenever you have nothing to do, just call the cell phone number left.

Anyway, the only person left in our dormitory climbed over the wall from the school at around 2 o'clock in the middle of the night to find us...

7. Classmate: Principal, come join us in the afternoon Class activities.

Principal: Oops, unfortunately, I really want to participate in your activities, but there is a theme class meeting in other classes in the afternoon and I have been asked to come and say a few words.

Student: Last time I passed by the principal's office, I saw you and Teacher Wang. . .

Principal: Since the students are so sincere, let’s meet in your class in the afternoon!

8. I am a female student. I suddenly wanted to eat cucumbers at night, so I went to the public house to get some water. I washed two cucumbers in the room, and there happened to be a few girls washing clothes there. They looked at me and then at the cucumbers in my hand, making me so nervous!

In order to repay the cucumber’s innocence, I stood in the water room and ate both cucumbers!

When I returned to the dormitory, my roommate asked me if I had gone to wash the cucumbers. Where were the cucumbers?

Don’t ask, the world is too chaotic.

10. Composition: One of my favorite stories + (requirement: witty and humorous language arts) 400 words

One of my favorites in "The Story Collection of Ula Pola" The short story is "The Haunted Henry". Dr. Ulla Pola told us: "Children, dead people will never come out of the grave to scare children. They sleep quietly on the ground, not even their toes." There is no such thing as a ghost in the world, but there are cowards in the world who believe in ghosts. He also lives in this town and is Dr. Hong’s driver. Servant. Sometimes he had to drive Dr. Hong to the countryside to see doctors or treat patients. He always saw ghosts in the dark, so he was nicknamed "Henry the Ghost".

Once, in the winter, the owner of the hotel in Steinberg fell ill. At dusk, Dr. Hong sent Henry to the forest with a bottle of potion. When he set out, the sky was still a little bright, and the snow on the ground reflected quite a bit of light, but it soon became dark. Henry lit up the wind and waited, and walked slowly, walking all the way up the mountain. The journey was uneventful, with nothing to cause fear. Later, he ran out of the forest and walked to an open plateau, where a layer of dense fog was floating.

The weather was very cold, and Henry put the lantern on the snow and wanted to put on her gloves. When he just put on his gloves and raised his head, he was shocked and his hair stood up as if it was like stitches! In front of him, not far away, there was a giant who looked almost the same as him, standing there alive, without any imagination at all!