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Confucius poultry, from which classical Chinese?

Yang's son

Nine years old, very/smart. /Yi/His father, father/is not here, he/she is out. For/gathering fruit, fruit has/bayberry. Confucius pointed/pointed to his son: "This is the fruit of your family." Son/A/A: "I don't know/peacock/owner/poultry."

In Liang State, there is a family named Yang. There is a nine-year-old son at home who is very clever. One day, Junping Kong came to visit his father. It happened that his father was not at home, so Junping Kong called the child out. The child brought fruit to Kong Junping, including red bayberry. Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and said to the child, "This is the fruit of your family." The child immediately replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird."

This is the key part of the story. When Junping Kong saw Yangmei and thought of the child's surname, he deliberately teased the child: "This is the fruit of your family." It means that your surname is Yang and your name is Yangmei. You are family! "This handy joke is humorous and interesting. The child replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird." "Poultry" in the sentence is different from "Poultry" in the 20th century. "Home" and "Poultry" express their meanings independently.

. It can be seen from this that Andy is a clever and eloquent child. His sentence "I have never heard that peacocks are Confucius' poultry." "Where is the smart answer? Junping Kong made a fuss about surnames, and so did the children. The peacock thought of "Kong" surname: The best thing is that he didn't directly say "Peacock is a master of poultry" stiffly, but took a negative way, saying "Peacock is not a master of poultry" and answered tactfully, which not only showed due courtesy, but also expressed the meaning of "Since Peacock is not your bird, Myrica rubra is my fruit", leaving Junping Kong speechless. Because he wants to admit that the peacock is his bird, what he said is tenable. Andy showed the manners that children should have. His tone is euphemistic, witty, humorous and quick-thinking, and he also expresses that "Peacock is not the bird of the host family, how can Yangmei be the fruit of the Yang family", which makes him speechless. It did not hurt the kindness of the two families, but also made people laugh it off.