30 humorous sentences and funny quotations

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives. The following is a humorous quotation I compiled. Let's have a look.

1, when you speak ill of me, can you think it's cooking without embellishing it?

When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and slap her.

I had a secret crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

4. I waited for a long time and didn't hear from you. As a result, I laughed when telling jokes.

5, the water is shallow and there are many kings, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always embarrassed.

6. You all said, "If I had known this, why should I have?" Then I said, "Why are you still alive when you know you are going to die?"

7. Young people don't run amok, but what can they say when they are old?

8. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious.

9. I'm fine. Thank you for your injury, which made me see clearly that there were dogs in this world.

10, does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

1 1. In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

12, I don't need you to understand, just shut up.

13, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

14, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

15, carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be scattered all over the floor!

16, originally the IQ was high, and even the EQ was zero, which made people not live.

17, the wind is nice. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

18, you are like a fairy who has been down for nine days, but it's a pity that your face landed first.

19, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

20, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

2 1, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I'll play dead for you!

22. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, they will give three points, and if people attack me, they will destroy the grass.

23. The cold water you spilled on me will definitely boil and be poured back to you. Do not believe, wait and see.

24. People who don't understand me, please don't point your stupid ideas at me. After all, we are strangers, and you really don't have that qualification.

25, the right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, don't be too arrogant to live.

26, commitment, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.

27, men can't get used to it, the more they get used to it, the more asshole they become. Women are favored, and the more they are favored, the more balls they have.

28. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

When you point your index finger at others, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.

If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.