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Spicy math teacher's joke
Spicy strips are cheap snacks made of flour supplemented with seasonings. They are a kind of spicy food in a series of spicy snacks and are deeply loved by people at home and abroad. Recently, because of its soaring value abroad, netizens have been deceived. The price of a pack 12 dollars is almost equivalent to RMB 100 yuan. Spicy strips are ridiculed by netizens as "spicy strips conquer the world" and become a new artifact for foreign friends to pick up girls and show off their wealth.
Netizens' funny jokes about spicy strips:
Yesterday, you ignored me, but today, I can't stand you-Wei Long spicy strips.
Never trust a woman's tears, they may be spicy.
I want to be a lamb and go herding sheep with her. I want her to hit me gently with a thin spicy strip.
I like you, not because you have a house and a car, but because it was sunny that day. You are wearing a white shirt with a bag of spicy strips in your pocket.
I am rich, I don't have to lick the lid to drink yogurt, and I can afford tea eggs. The important thing is that I can afford spicy strips!
Eat spicy strips for breakfast today, don't ask me why, it's just spicy and willful.
It is said that girls who love spicy strips will not be too unlucky.
Once, China defeated the Japanese with millet and rifles; Once, China shocked Asia in the name of cutting cakes; Once, China conquered the world with seven tea eggs; Now, China's next step to conquer the world is: spicy strips are cool! There are also spicy strips, which are so capricious ~
The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat spicy strips with you.
Being rich is willful, and being hot can be stubborn.
Holding spicy strips, be each other's angels.
We will contract all the spicy strips next year.
Give me a spicy strip and I can change the whole world.
Eat more spicy strips and talk less about love.
What are more than two thousand necklaces? I have spicy strips.
It is not enough to have temperament, but also to have spicy strips.
New local standards, take the subway to eat spicy strips.
The above is a funny joke about spicy strips. Do you like spicy strips? Spicy strips are really delicious, but don't eat too much! Fortunately, Bian Xiao won't tell everyone, and went to eat spicy strips again.
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