Dirty brain teasers and answers

Brainstorming, an alternative game, is not only interesting, but also helpful to think extensively, use your brains and improve your intelligence. The following is a complete set of brain teasers I collected for your reference. Welcome to learn from them.

Dirty brain teasers and answers 1 rose, who just started her first day of kindergarten, has never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Because he will only be one of the best.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog, but what to beat the tiger for? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: pigeon's

What door will never close? Answer: goal

Xiaoming bought a shirt from 75 yuan on 100, and the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming only gave money to his boss, 80 yuan.

When eating an apple, take a bite ... it's terrible to see one bug, even more terrible to see two bugs, and the most terrible to see several bugs. Answer: half a worm

Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: qigong master

What is the place (place name) above Mkula? Answer: Baoding

Is there any way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time? Answer: Use a hammer.

Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

Why does an elephant only have one right ear? Answer: Every elephant has a right ear.

What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: key

I threw a stone with an egg, but the egg didn't break. Why? Answer: The stone has been thrown out, but the egg is still in your hand. Of course, eggs don't break.

What tickets are the most valuable and what tickets are the least valuable? Answer: stocks

Civil Aviation Administration, (to borrow an idiom)? Answer: There is an opportunity.

What is bitterness and what is Jude? A: Bitterness is a taste, and worry is a feeling.

What should I do? Why not turn a blind eye? Answer: shoot.

What do Eskimos eat? Answer: eat with your mouth.

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists live on? Answer: Eat with your mouth, of course.

After Azhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than sleep in a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.

There was a death row prisoner who was not dead when he was executed by two wooden warehouses, but died when he was executed by the third wooden warehouse. Why? A: He is wearing Mikakura underwear.

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. Answer: the toilet

Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to xx km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: Earth.

How to cover a mirror with two coins? Answer: Cover your eyes.

Drink congou (to use an idiom)? A: Spare no effort.

There is a wooden bridge. At one end of the bridge, there is a tiger ready to cross it. At the other end, there is a wolf ready to cross the bridge. In the middle of the bridge, there is a sheep crossing it. How did the sheep get there? Answer: I passed out

Why doesn't the fish talk? Answer: Because he is in the water.

Both children bought the same shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes? Answer: The new shoes I bought have not been worn.

What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

When does the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work?

The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.

Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.

Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.

What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim and has no means of transportation, but he passed anyway. Why? Answer: He fainted.

Walking on the beach, why can't you see your footprints when you look back? Answer: He is walking backwards.

Red beans and mung beans are on the same plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.

What is broken without punishment or reward? Answer: record

After the major operation, Lao Lin changed an artificial heart. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? Answer: No one really loves her.

What do crying and laughing have in common? A: The strokes of both characters are ten strokes.

Xiao Qiang ran in the wilderness of heavy rain for ten minutes, but his hair didn't get wet. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Qiang is holding an umbrella.

Xiaoming is in the second grade of primary school. His family lives on 12 floor. He takes the elevator every time he goes to school, but he can only take the elevator to the 1 1 floor after school. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is not tall enough to press the button 12.

Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win from the beginning? Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.

Which tooth was last lost? Answer: Dentures.

When are the idioms "look around", "look around" and "look forward" most appropriate? Answer: When crossing the street.

A rooster and a hen, guess three words. Answer: Three chickens.

What did you not do, but you have to be punished? Answer: Go home and do your homework.

A man fell into the river, and it climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

What is the mood of a person on the operating table? Answer: Being slaughtered by others.

Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. Answer: Of course, because they are face to face.

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. A: I'm waiting for the secretary.

There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Carve the seal of your lover 1. 2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

Which race runs faster than who? Answer: tug of war

A fire broke out in a building. After Mr. Chen fled to the roof, there was no way out, so he fled to the roof next door. The distance between the two floors is only 10 cm, but Mr. Chen fell to his death. Why? Answer: Two buildings, one with 30 floors and the other with 3 floors.

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Answer: It may be triplets.

What kind of word is more suitable to describe the agility of a clumsy person? Answer: Hurry.

What should you do if your boat breaks a hole in the sea? Answer: Dig another hole to let the water flow out.

What's the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one costs money and the other costs nothing.

Xiaoming and Xiao Wang play a coin toss game. Xiao Ming tossed a coin ten times, and it was all positive. Ask him what is the probability of yin and yang when he throws the eleventh time? Answer: 50%

What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

Dirty brain teaser and answer 2 1) Elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin, which is worse? Answer: elephant skin (eraser)

2) Who likes sunbathing best? Answer: Plant (photosynthesis)

3) How long does it take to finish Peking University? A: A banknote clock is enough.

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? A: One is a student and the other is a teacher.

5) A marshal is one level higher than a general. When will the marshal and the general be equal? Answer: Playing chess.

6) Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster and stronger" and to "March forward courageously", but one kind of competition can only be postponed. What kind of competition is this? Answer: Tug of War.

7) What can make ice turn into water quickly? Answer: Remove two points from the word ice.

There are two bridges on a river, one is high and the other is low. Why does the high flood twice a year and the low flood only once? A: Gao Qiao is downstream.

9) Who is the tiger's brother? Answer: cats

10) Who likes to chew words best? Answer: bookworm

1 1) Three people were walking in the street with a small umbrella, but they didn't get wet. Why? Answer: It didn't rain.

12) Although there is a road extending in all directions, it just can't be taken. Why? Answer: it is a circuit.

13) The younger brother proudly said to his younger sister: There is a place in the house where only I can sit, and you can never sit. What did the younger brother say? Answer: In my sister's painting.

14) There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: A child took the steamed bread and the basin away.

15) Kindergarten is over, but no children go out of the gate. What happened? A: The gate is under repair. Please take the test door.

16) What animals can be pasted on the wall? The seal (newspaper) is affixed to the wall.

17) What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

18) Where are the hottest girls? Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere.

19) which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.

20) What animal has no sense of direction-elk will get lost.

2 1) What do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)

22) Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? Elephant skin, because the eraser (elephant skin is poor)

23) What happens when a wooden fish falls into the sea? Milk fish (wet wood fish)

24) Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, because of Jolin (cold weather)

25) Who will be eliminated, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)

26) Between ~ years old, at what age will you go crazy? Years old, due to filial piety (Xiao)

27) Confucius had three disciples, Zi Gong. Luz. And Ziyou, who is not a person? Lutz, because deer is a horse (Lutz is a horse)

28) What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case (cloth is afraid of 10 thousand paper is afraid of one thousand)

29) What has no weight, but as you can see, if you put it in a bucket, it can make the bucket lighter. What is this? Answer: A hole.

30) What gives it food to live? Give it water and it will die? who is it? Answer: fire.

3 1) What was the highest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered? Answer: Mount Everest.

32) What two things have you never eaten for breakfast? Answer: lunch and dinner.

33) Did the rooster wake up the sun or did the sun wake up the company? Answer: The rooster wakes the sun (the sun doesn't crow).

34) What games can't boys and girls play together? Answer: You can't play guessing (two guesses).

35) Rats can fly after eating elixir; Then the snake ate the mouse, and the snake flew, but why did the owl fly? Answer: Owls can fly.

36) How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: click (dumb bird is silent)

37) What is the first thing Santa puts in his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet

38) There was a young man who shed 400 ml of blood, but his face was smiling. Nothing happened, and he still felt very happy? Answer: yes, I participated in voluntary blood donation.

39) What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon (beating); Air conditioning (whether it is broken or air conditioning)

40) What should I pay attention to during the exam? Answer: invigilator.

4 1) What is a flower that blooms all year round Answer: fake flowers.

42) A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Answer: Catch mice.

43) There is a girl walking on the beach in a bathing suit. Why are there no footprints behind her? Answer: She walks backwards.

44) How to make numbers less than three and four with three chopsticks? Answer: π, pi is 3 14 15926.

45) What do five pieces of wood become when they are put together? Answer: forest

46) When are the sun and the moon together? Answer: Tomorrow.

47) An electric bicycle travels south at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour. There is an easterly wind blowing at a speed of 2 kilometers per hour on the road. In which direction does the smoke from the electric bicycle blow? Answer: Electric bicycles don't smoke.

48) A big wooden house is lighter than air, but it won't move even if 100 people push it! Why? Answer: It's the shadow of the wooden house.

49) Among the soldiers numbered 1-9, who is alive and who is dead? A: Seven are alive and eight are dead (seven are dead and eight are alive).

50) Why does Xiao Li always fish for three days and dry the net for two days? Answer: Xiao Li is a fisherman.

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